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I like to be rubbed with my manerly foam all over too :3~~~

 

the correct smiley would be

 

B====D~~ O^=

 

just fyi

 

also its a fist-shaped dildo if you must know. not as much of a sword as it is a mace. kinda

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Happy birthday, Das Mole!

 

This thread is the thread that if my mom or dad ever came across, I would be banned from the internet forever.

I don't think my parents would have the know-how to even get here, let alone any power to ban me from the internet. It's great buying your own connection!

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my islamic name is cruel al-bin salam

 

theres a store about ten minutes down from my house called 'al-wahid halal meat', i think i must've seen you there at some point.

 

as a matter of fact, i myself am a meat vendor as well...i mean, if you count aborted fetuses as meat

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You ever see a lightsaber vibrator? Those are neat in the killing my childhood kinda way...the best way.

 

And what exactly did this lightsaber vibrator do to you itchy? I mean where did it go?

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