Dath Maximus Posted July 8, 2008 Author Share Posted July 8, 2008 the monkey head currently resides on the wall in my room, i will find out who did it...oh yes.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
narfblat Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 Hmm, Godfather IV? Or maybe it's a conspiracy against you, starting with the theft of one talking Yoda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted March 19, 2009 Author Share Posted March 19, 2009 good news, after an awkwardly long period of time, i discovered who did it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 WHO DUN IT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted March 19, 2009 Author Share Posted March 19, 2009 TWAS COLONEL MUSTARD IN THE LIBRARY WITH THE CANDLESTICK!!!! actually it was one of the execs who i had trained how to work flow one night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrWally Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 Hmm. Are the photos down? For whatever reason I can't view them at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 what are your further plans dath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 what are your further plans dath I also am curious? Did you get your candy, Apollo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 I love this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted March 20, 2009 Author Share Posted March 20, 2009 Ill repost the pics later and yes i did infact get candy, i demanded candy for the months of mental anguish 5th avenue bar baby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 Wow...just...wow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Hmm. Well, did it smell as bad as having 3 dead raccoons in your car trunk? Happened to me once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 lol necromancy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Hmm. Well, did it smell as bad as having 3 dead raccoons in your car trunk? Happened to me once. Depends, were the raccoons filled with candy or filled with maggots? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 lol necromancy I wish I had a spell book for that. Depends, were the raccoons filled with candy or filled with maggots? No, Not quite. Starting to get some signs of decay. Just road kill. Most distinctive featore of all of them were either tiremarks or squished area. I'd guess ~1-2 weeks. Withered eyes, matted fur, dirt, mold. Some blood and guts dried up. One even had a little garbage stuck to it. The dweesh nozzle that did it happened to be some pal from a long time ago...fell out of contact. He always had an odd sense of humor. Least he was thoughtful enough to line the area with plastic garbage bags and drop cloths. Wasn't sure how to react to it. The upclose smell hit me after the initial shock and of course I puked all over the parking lot. He jumped out having a lulfest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 I wish I had a spell book for that. No, Not quite. Starting to get some signs of decay. Just road kill. Most distinctive featore of all of them were either tiremarks or squished area. I'd guess ~1-2 weeks. Withered eyes, matted fur, dirt, mold. Some blood and guts dried up. One even had a little garbage stuck to it. The dweesh nozzle that did it happened to be some pal from a long time ago...fell out of contact. He always had an odd sense of humor. Least he was thoughtful enough to line the area with plastic garbage bags and drop cloths. Wasn't sure how to react to it. The upclose smell hit me after the initial shock and of course I puked all over the parking lot. He jumped out having a lulfest. A+ for descriptive writing... how did you get rid of the smell? Buy 5 bottles of car Febreeze and just empty them into the upholstery? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderWiggin Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 lol necromancy ^^ This. _EW_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommycat Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 I'd have locked him in the trunk with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 ^ I'd have done it were I not puking and surprised simultaneously. Lord knows he deserved it. A+ for descriptive writing... how did you get rid of the smell? Buy 5 bottles of car Febreeze and just empty them into the upholstery? Something the equivalent thereof. A mixture of baking soda imbued water with other household chemicals, and a touch of some brand of cologne and/or aftershave I get in excess *every year* at X-mas. Also helps to have a small green Bissel carpet wet-vac. (Tongue twister, anyone? ) A custom home brew Febreeze. Spray on, let sit for a moment, vacuum up. Repeat if needed. Oh yeea, I'm macgyver with a qui gon jinn twist. ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommycat Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Fortunately for me, I have a strong stomach. It helps when you're looking for a car to restore that's been sitting somewhere long enough for something to have been born there and died there, and the next 12 generations did the same.... You should see some of the things you find in a car that's been sitting for 50 years... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted April 17, 2009 Author Share Posted April 17, 2009 raccoon is a fine meal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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