Darth Groovy Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Seriously folks... http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080805/hl_nm/korea_clones_dc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrWally Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 That's it. I'm going back to the woods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 I want to clone humans. In case of death, the marriage can continue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 That's it. I'm going back to the woods. *follows* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
narfblat Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Who would pay to clone a booger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Windu Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 That is a lot of money that could have been well spent otherwise. On another wtf note, my house got shot up Saturday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 That is a lot of money that could have been well spent otherwise. On another wtf note, my house got shot up Saturday. Racism :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 That woman looks like she's going to eat him and vomit it back through her eyes. :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermie Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 ^ FTW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Thats seriously one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen in my entire life. Did anyone else notice the part about loosing $50,000 AND her home just to get her damn dog back? Look, I love my pets and whatnot, but damn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace MacLeod Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 House >>>>>>>>>>>> Pets. What, she couldn't just buy another ugly dog of the same breed? Are they out of them or something? Are the winning lottery numbers buried somewhere in the dog's DNA? Does she think it's like a WoW pet respawn and the cloned dog will recognize her? Dumbass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
narfblat Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 This WTF gets even weirder and ickier! The woman in the story, Bernann McKinney, is believed to be Joyce Berman McKinney, who in 1977 kidnapped a Mormon missionary (her former boyfriend) and forced him to have sex with her. Compare this picture of Joyce McKinney from the Deseret News archives: with the freak in cloned dog story: Joyce McKinney moved to Provo, Utah in 1973 to try to date one of the Osmond brothers and became distraught when she was unable to get to know them. In 1975 she dated Kirk Anderson, but he broke it off. Then she assaulted him, slashed his tires and tried to run him off the road with her car. Then in 1977 while he was a Mormon missionary in England she kidnapped him, handcuffed him to a bed for three days, and held him hostage until he had sex with her and agreed to marry her. He called police, and she fled the country before she could go to trial. Then in 1984 she was arrested for stalking him (she had two notebooks filled with pictures of him, and notes on his daily activities). When Bernann McKinney was asked if she really was Joyce Berman McKinney, she said that she would only answer questions about her dogs. Perhaps Booger was a replacement for her unrequited, unwilling lover Kirk Anderson, and that is why she couldn't let him go. Icky! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 ... What the ****? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
narfblat Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 It's been confirmed, the crazy pitbull cloning lady is the Mormon sex slave lady. When confronted with having the same Social Security Number, she admitted to her identity. You can get the story here and here. If you get a lady like this obsessed over you, run! not even death can stop her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrWally Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 However, the Guardian noted today that a check of public records in North Carolina confirmed that 'Bernann' is indeed the same woman who infamously said of her captive missonary: "I loved him so much that I would have skied down Mount Everest in the nude with a carnation up my nose if he asked me to." So she captured him at gunpoint and chained him to her bed for sex? I don't understand women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 Wouldn't it have been easier to get a back massager? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 Or a carrot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 Maybe the dogs will sense evil and maul her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sigundr Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 Yes, maul her with their fierce gums! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 that's messed up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da_man Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 ^Agreed. I might just go out in the woods with MrWally. This is more messed up than the Beverly Hills Chihuahua movie. (Yes it looks as bad as it's sounds. Sign the petition!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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