Emperor Devon Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Jae the Prophetess I OBJECT. >:| [7/29/2008 6:06:12 PM] Emperor Devon says: would you be interested in joining The Cult [7/29/2008 6:10:11 PM] Jae Onasi says: What Cult is this? [7/29/2008 6:10:21 PM] Emperor Devon says: The Cult [7/29/2008 6:10:28 PM] Emperor Devon says: we worship Her [7/29/2008 6:13:21 PM] Jae Onasi says: I don't worship stoffe--sorry. [7/29/2008 6:13:27 PM] Jae Onasi says: I prefer to be friends with her. [7/29/2008 6:10:28 PM] Emperor Devon says: we worship Her [7/29/2008 6:13:21 PM] Jae Onasi says: I don't worship stoffe--sorry. [7/29/2008 6:13:27 PM] Jae Onasi says: I prefer to be friends with her. [7/29/2008 6:13:21 PM] Jae Onasi says: I don't worship stoffe--sorry. [7/29/2008 6:13:27 PM] Jae Onasi says: I prefer to be friends with her. [7/29/2008 6:13:21 PM] Jae Onasi says: I don't worship stoffe--sorry. [7/29/2008 6:13:21 PM] Jae Onasi says: I don't worship stoffe [7/29/2008 6:13:21 PM] Jae Onasi says: I don't worship stoffe Gentlemen, these blasphemies have been made plain before your eyes. They are disgraceful. Heretical. Inconceivable. Vile. Despicable. And yet their truth is undeniable. The stoffe's so-called prophet does not even worship her! In light of these terrible events, I propose that a new prophet be canonized. Someone respectable. Someone with upstanding moral character, unflinching in their devotion and their faith to the stoffe, hallowed be Her name. Someone with an unfaltering sense of moral fiber, and a limitless sense of commitment to our almighty queen the stoffe, hallowed be Her name. I can think of no man who better matches this description, in fact... than myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Hmm? You oppose our Emperor? I know i do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Well, thanks for the large lettering, I can read very well, now, hmm...blasphemy? Well, the Emperor is our leader, the decision is up to him.... *militia stands at ease* There will be no opposition to our Emperor!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Beware the false prophet! And do not taunt Happy Fun Ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 *Jae opens the Holy Ampulla of the Oil of Corn, pouring it into the Holy Filigreed Spoon of Anointment* I anoint your head, for you bow your head in homage to the heavenly stoffe. I anoint your heart, to represent your love for your people. I anoint your hands for prayer to the Goddess and to give you strength to serve your people well. This Oil of Great Corniness shall sanctify your fealty to stoffe, your loyalty to your country, your sovereignty on the throne, and your marriage to your people. May stoffe give you wisdom, humility, grace, and honor as you are crowned today. The stoffe's so-called prophet does not even worship her! I give her my respect and appreciation. What greater honor can one give? Have you showed her your appreciation by doing Good Works in her name? Nay, in fact you have caused her work and distress and sadden her with the Sin of Spam and Trolling, and you should prostrate yourself at her feet and beg forgiveness lest she turn her countenance from you, condemning you to everlasting suffering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Devon Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 You dare speak the stoffe's name, hallowed as it is, after having mouthed such hideous blasphemies! I give her my respect and appreciation. What greater honor can one give? Have you showed her your appreciation by doing Good Works in her name? And yet you would deny Her worship itself! Worship! What sort of prophet refuses to honor their god with prayer and adoration, the meat and drink of any faith? Your misunderstanding of our Queen appalls me. She is beyond any sense of alignment, moral or ethical. Our works, good or evil, lawful or chaotic, are nothing to Her! Even our worship is nothing before Her! Only those who realize this truth are real devotees to our Queen, hallowed be Her name! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 *Militia's boots snap together as they all salute to their newly oil annointed Emperor* HAIL THE EMPEROR! MAY YOUR REIGN LAST FOR MANY YEARS! TROOPS! CONTROL THE MASSES!! *Special squads move to control the blasphemers and traitors in the crowd* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted December 5, 2008 Author Share Posted December 5, 2008 *Jae opens the Holy Ampulla of the Oil of Corn, pouring it into the Holy Filigreed Spoon of Anointment* I anoint your head, for you bow your head in homage to the heavenly stoffe. I anoint your heart, to represent your love for your people. I anoint your hands for prayer to the Goddess and to give you strength to serve your people well. This Oil of Great Corniness shall sanctify your fealty to stoffe, your loyalty to your country, your sovereignty on the throne, and your marriage to your people. May stoffe give you wisdom, humility, grace, and honor as you are crowned today. May the Great Lady the stoffe make her face to shine upon me and upon the nation, all the days of my reign. May her great wisdom shine through my actions. Blessed be the great name of the Stoffe; may her praise be ever on my lips! Blessed be the Stoffe, the Lady of Ahto, may her praise be ever in my mind. Blessed is the Stoffe, and may she bless me and bless Ahto. May her wisdom be upon my lips and her justice my left hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Emperor Sidious? This is not going to end well Gah, that' InSidious. And you voted for him for chrissakes. @"Emperor": I will see to it that you die in office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev7 Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Emperor Sidious? This is not going to end well Thats Empress Stoffe to all of you. You should read the first post Anything that involves stoffe ends well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Warning! Do NOT worship the stoffe! She hates it. If you do it a dozen times or so her shadow will fall on you and YOU WILL BE MAZED, and getting out is the biggest waste of time in the entire game. Gah, that' InSidious goddamnit. And you voted for him for chrissakes. @"Emperor": I will see to it that you die in office. Somebody's being a sore loser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammy-Jedi Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 So this is the end of democracy, and it goes to thunderous applause. Sorry had to be said, anyway I thought we were electing a president not Emperor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 The Imperial Empire of Aresen (yes, you heard me... "Imperial Empire") does not recognise your newly formed government of LIES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 The Imperial Empire of Aresen (yes, you heard me... "Imperial Empire") does not recognise your newly formed government of LIES. The DSMALL doesn't recognise this government either. As strongest opposition party, we HIGHLY suggest a new, democratic election is held, or we will ask an UN peace force to do it for us. Also, we of the DSMALL are now officially against this newly formed EMPIRE. At least Lynk's Empire is Imperial. With grand moffs, Sith Lords and ranks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 The DSMALL doesn't recognise this government either. As strongest opposition party, we HIGHLY suggest a new, democratic election is held, or we will ask an UN peace force to do it for us. Also, we of the DSMALL are now officially against this newly formed EMPIRE. At least Lynk's Empire is Imperial. With grand moffs, Sith Lords and ranks. As the official spokesperson and leader of DSMALL, I would like to agree with the words of my subordinate, though would not care a rat's ass for another election, because we know perfectly well that Emperor InSidious has as much power as a rat's ass. We at the DSMALL live in anarchy, regardless of whether we are voted into office or not. Hell, the only reason I wanted to be elected as President was to smell that goddamn leather chair. Moo! Behold, the Ceci n'est pas un drapeau flutters again and free! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tk102 Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Do NOT worship the stoffe! She hates it. If you do it a dozen times or so her shadow will fall on you and YOU WILL BE MAZEDQFT : Qliveur Forewarns of Tribulation and getting out is the biggest waste of time in the entire game. At least you can get fairly good hammer on the corpse of your previous incarnation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Do NOT worship the stoffe! She hates it. If you do it a dozen times or so her shadow will fall on you and YOU WILL BE MAZED, and getting out is the biggest waste of time in the entire game. Actually, I rather liked that part of the game. :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Troops! Knock down our opponent's flags!! Preserve our fair Empire!! *Troops move to dismantle D.S.M.A.L.L. flag, and also begin arresting the traitors and war-mongerers* Protect the Empire! Hail Emperor Insidious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Troops! Knock down our opponent's flags!! Preserve our fair Empire!! *Troops move to dismantle D.S.M.A.L.L. flag, and also begin arresting the traitors and war-mongerers* Protect the Empire! Hail Emperor Insidious! Since when do the UN troops support dictators in this universe? Or troops generally. I recall they killed a moustache guy in Iraq a little time ago. He was a dictator if I'm correct. Come to think of it, the UN would want a country to choose for itself in democracy...what DSMALL wants. What a coincidence! Anyway, this election is over. All opposition will join. Under the flag of the DSMALL perhaps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Our leader is not a dictator, Emperor Insidious won by a fair election! Hail your leader!! We must dismantle the D.S.M.A.L.L. flag before they rally under it!! *moves to dismantle flag* Oh, I'm not UN, they don't really do enough...this is a democracy, you, the people, have decided your leader! HAIL EMPEROR INSIDIOUS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Right, you just go on and try to dismantle our flag while we of the DSMALL rejoice our liberty and freedom right here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarfieldJL Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 The DSMALL doesn't recognise this government either. As strongest opposition party, we HIGHLY suggest a new, democratic election is held, or we will ask an UN peace force to do it for us. I don't recognize this guy either, but the UN isn't a very good mediator. Also, we of the DSMALL are now officially against this newly formed EMPIRE. At least Lynk's Empire is Imperial. With grand moffs, Sith Lords and ranks. Well the Jawa Liberation Party didn't fight against one dictator just to replace that dictator with another one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Litofsky Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Emperor InSidious has been blessed by High Priest, the stoffe's glorious pseudoconsort, Samuel Dravis, and has had his position confirmed by Jae the Prophetess! Glory to our Emperor, glory to Ahto, and glory to the stoffe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 GLORY TO OUR EMPEROR!! HAIL!!! {and we'll get rain:D bad joke} Now, we should all obey our newly chosen leader and follow the ways give unto us!! There must be no opposition! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Litofsky Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 CommanderQ, as the Imperial Secretary, Ahto is in need of your militia! Take your militia, fight off the oppressors, and free Ahto! This mission is so tasked to you in the name of the Empire: succeed, or do not return. At any rate, we've a glorious new Emperor, and we should be celebrating! Silence should be coming from the complainers, if not praise! The Prophetess and the High Priest have blessed our Emperor, a cause for joyousness indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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