SuicidalXWing Posted February 23, 2009 Posted February 23, 2009 Yeah, but we sold them to you guys. Its your biggest import. Whale oil.
Darth InSidious Posted February 23, 2009 Posted February 23, 2009 Actually, our biggest import is other nations. Our second is socks. The Lord Great Chamberlain keeps losing them... >.>
SuicidalXWing Posted February 23, 2009 Posted February 23, 2009 Understandable, socks are easy to lose.
Darth InSidious Posted February 23, 2009 Posted February 23, 2009 Apparently so. Having checked our files, it seems that yes, we have been buying whale oil from you. Our biggest export to Aresen is also... whale oil. At twice the price, it seems.
SuicidalXWing Posted February 23, 2009 Posted February 23, 2009 it then gets made into socks and sold back at 1000 times the value. You were right, socks is your biggest import.
Litofsky Posted February 23, 2009 Posted February 23, 2009 Actually, our biggest import is other nations. Our second is socks. The Lord Great Chamberlain keeps losing them... >.> Quite. Socks are a most excellent resource, if but one knows how to use them.
Astor Posted February 23, 2009 Posted February 23, 2009 Our second is socks. The Lord Great Chamberlain keeps losing them... >.> Plenty of it about, he just never seems to get any.
CommanderQ Posted February 23, 2009 Posted February 23, 2009 Socks? Socks is what makes the Ahtonian Lands great??? I fear that trade will be our downfall!! Why can't we sell something more....erm...loveable...like manufactured genetically-altered Assault Teddy Bears?
CommanderQ Posted February 24, 2009 Posted February 24, 2009 Cyber-teddies??? I'm switching sides, that teddy is awesome....TRADE BEGINS IMMEDIATLEY!
Astor Posted February 24, 2009 Posted February 24, 2009 Cyber-Teddies. You've forced my hand. I didn't want to activate this project until it was ready, but now it shall be pressed into service. Project Xerxes:
CommanderQ Posted February 24, 2009 Posted February 24, 2009 You've forced my hand. I didn't want to activate this project until it was ready, but now it shall be pressed into service. Project Xerxes: Oh no...no...no.....what have we done to deserve Project Xerxes!! There is only one solution... ....COMMANDO BIRD!
Kuuki Posted February 24, 2009 Author Posted February 24, 2009 actually, i think we're at a cease-fire at this time... >.>
GeneralPloKoon Posted February 25, 2009 Posted February 25, 2009 actually, i think we're at a cease-fire at this time... >.> Now the fabric of time and space can heal!
Litofsky Posted February 25, 2009 Posted February 25, 2009 [soviet-styled Propaganda] Comrades, a glorious day: the First Patriotic War has come to an astonishing end, as we have driven the invaders out of our Magnificent and Splendid Holy Ahtonian Empire! To their own forum the fight is now waged, and we shall emerge a stronger, more enlightened nation from this carnage. For victory and repetition! [/soviet-styled Propaganda]
CommanderQ Posted February 25, 2009 Posted February 25, 2009 [soviet-styled Propaganda] Comrades, a glorious day: the First Patriotic War has come to an astonishing end, as we have driven the invaders out of our Magnificent and Splendid Holy Ahtonian Empire! To their own forum the fight is now waged, and we shall emerge a stronger, more enlightened nation from this carnage. For victory and repetition! [/soviet-styled Propaganda] Good Comrade Litofsky is seeing the truth!! He is with us!! URRAH!!!
Sabretooth Posted February 25, 2009 Posted February 25, 2009 [soviet-styled Propaganda] Comrades, a glorious day: the First Patriotic War has come to an astonishing end, as we have driven the invaders out of our Magnificent and Splendid Holy Ahtonian Empire! To their own forum the fight is now waged, and we shall emerge a stronger, more enlightened nation from this carnage. For victory and repetition! [/soviet-styled Propaganda] Results: Defeat of Aresen at the Battle of Ahto Successful Annexation of Razputin's Domain by Ahto Successful Raid of Aresen by Ahto Improvement of Trade between Ahto and Aresen Public Crossdressing by Aresen Nobles
Bee Hoon Posted February 25, 2009 Posted February 25, 2009 As Duchess, Royal Cupbearer, Overseer of the Diadems, Royal Flower-Taster, Grand Dame of the Order of the One-Eyed One-Horned Purple-Headed People-Eater, Lord Clerk Register, Lyons-Tea-Rooms Queen of Arms, and Minister for Fanfic, we do declare that we shall grace the Aresen with the ephemeral, eternal (there is no contradiction here, peon, for I say so) beauty of flowers, hereafter to be scattered upon the forlorn subjects of our many domains. So with the mandate of His Imperial Majesty Darathy, begins a new age of random sparkly things and pollen allergies.
Kjølen Posted February 25, 2009 Posted February 25, 2009 You all can't just MAKE UP a bunch of titles and give them to yourselves. The anarchy your empire allows! To compliment our cyber-teddies:
Astor Posted February 25, 2009 Posted February 25, 2009 It is now time that we call upon all Ahtonians, loyal and true.
Kuuki Posted February 25, 2009 Author Posted February 25, 2009 To compliment our cyber-teddies: Ah. and I also just recieved that shipment of Bonta-kun's
TSR Posted February 25, 2009 Posted February 25, 2009 This conflict appears to have no underlying objective from either side, it confuses me. I demand a full explanation of the latest happnin's before I choose which side I will be questionably biased to. And I have submarines.
Darth InSidious Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 This conflict appears to have no underlying objective from either side, it confuses me. I demand a full explanation of the latest happnin's before I choose which side I will be questionably biased to. And I have submarines. These foreigners from Aresen (RogueSquadron.net) are attempting to invade Ahto.
Kjølen Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 We're maybe be foreigners, we may have hilariously awesome accents, but we also have the IRAN PLAN behind us.
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