Mav Posted February 23, 2009 Posted February 23, 2009 The Glorious Ahtonian Empire has been around for a while longer than you think. You might want to do a search of Ahto before making assumptions. Even so, I thought you were a non-denominational organization, shoudl you even be having X-mas parties?
Darth InSidious Posted February 23, 2009 Posted February 23, 2009 Even so, I thought you were a non-denominational organization, shoudl you even be having X-mas parties? The official religion of Ahto is the Cult of Stoffe. Unfortunately, most of the priests are MAZED right now from having worshipped her too often, but still. We hold Christmas parties on the basis of December 25th being a jolly good date for one.
SuicidalXWing Posted February 23, 2009 Posted February 23, 2009 If you strike us down we will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine. After all, we have such people as Vlad the Impaler, Rasputin, Joseph Stalin, Henry the 8th, Benjamin Franklin, Dr. Henry Jones Jr., Bruce Wayne, the 300 Spartans resurrected from the battle of thermopolis, and an incandesant light bulb.
Darth InSidious Posted February 23, 2009 Posted February 23, 2009 Thermopolis? Hate to break it to you, but there aren't many Spartans in Wyoming.
SuicidalXWing Posted February 23, 2009 Posted February 23, 2009 thermopolylae, whatever, they know where they're from. And fear my duct tape.
Darth InSidious Posted February 23, 2009 Posted February 23, 2009 I'm afraid 300 men armed with sarissai are no match for the Ahto Grenadiers: Some talk of Alexander, and some of Hercules Of Hector and Lysander, and such great names as these. But of all the world's great heroes, there's none that can compare With a tow, row, row, row, row, row, to the Ahto Grenadier. With a tow, row, row, row, row, row, to the Ahto Grenadier. Those heroes of antiquity ne'er saw a cannon ball Or knew the force of powder to slay their foes withal. But our brave boys do know it, and banish all their fears, Sing tow, row, row, row, row, row, for the Ahto Grenadier. Sing tow, row, row, row, row, row, for the Ahto Grenadier. Whene'er we are commanded to storm the palisades Our leaders march with fusees, and we with hand grenades. We throw them from the glacis, about the enemies' ears. Sing tow, row, row, row, row, row, for the Ahto Grenadier. Sing tow, row, row, row, row, row, for the Ahto Grenadier. And when the siege is over, we to the town repair The townsmen cry, "Hurrah, boys, here comes a Grenadier! Here come the Grenadiers, my boys, who know no doubts or fears! Sing tow, row, row, row, row, row, for the Ahto Grenadier. Sing tow, row, row, row, row, row, for the Ahto Grenadier. Then let us fill a bumper, and drink a health to those Who carry caps and pouches, and wear the louped clothes. May they and their commanders live happy all their years Sing tow, row, row, row, row, row, for the Ahto Grenadier. Sing tow, row, row, row, row, row, for the Ahto Grenadier.
SuicidalXWing Posted February 23, 2009 Posted February 23, 2009 Its a shame that while they were singing that song the 300 had time to attack. They should've learned to throw grenades and sing at the same time. Multitasking not in their vocab I take it.
Darth InSidious Posted February 23, 2009 Posted February 23, 2009 Its a shame that while they were singing that song the 300 had time to attack. They should've learned to throw grenades and sing at the same time. Multitasking not in their vocab I take it. They weren't. That was a CD and some mannequins. ...As your Spartans have just found out. Pity for you to lose them all in one go.
SuicidalXWing Posted February 23, 2009 Posted February 23, 2009 Seeing as how they're all still alive, the reality is that you don't have any grenadiers, that was must be sad.
Darth InSidious Posted February 23, 2009 Posted February 23, 2009 Seeing as how they're all still alive, the reality is that you don't have any grenadiers, that was must be sad. Actually, we just didn't send the grenadiers. Until about ten minutes ago. That explosion you just heard? That was Leonidas.
igyman Posted February 23, 2009 Posted February 23, 2009 Good thing I took Necromancy as an optional subject last semester. Leonidas, down boy! *Leonidas crumbles to dust*
Astor Posted February 23, 2009 Posted February 23, 2009 I won't snip it, 'cause it's awesome. I'm afraid 300 men armed with sarissai are no match for the Ahto Grenadiers: Some talk of Alexander, and some of Hercules Of Hector and Lysander, and such great names as these. But of all the world's great heroes, there's none that can compare With a tow, row, row, row, row, row, to the Ahto Grenadier. With a tow, row, row, row, row, row, to the Ahto Grenadier. Those heroes of antiquity ne'er saw a cannon ball Or knew the force of powder to slay their foes withal. But our brave boys do know it, and banish all their fears, Sing tow, row, row, row, row, row, for the Ahto Grenadier. Sing tow, row, row, row, row, row, for the Ahto Grenadier. Whene'er we are commanded to storm the palisades Our leaders march with fusees, and we with hand grenades. We throw them from the glacis, about the enemies' ears. Sing tow, row, row, row, row, row, for the Ahto Grenadier. Sing tow, row, row, row, row, row, for the Ahto Grenadier. And when the siege is over, we to the town repair The townsmen cry, "Hurrah, boys, here comes a Grenadier! Here come the Grenadiers, my boys, who know no doubts or fears! Sing tow, row, row, row, row, row, for the Ahto Grenadier. Sing tow, row, row, row, row, row, for the Ahto Grenadier. Then let us fill a bumper, and drink a health to those Who carry caps and pouches, and wear the louped clothes. May they and their commanders live happy all their years Sing tow, row, row, row, row, row, for the Ahto Grenadier. Sing tow, row, row, row, row, row, for the Ahto Grenadier. You, Sir, get +100 points of awesome. PRESENT! EDIT: Also, I have 23 Ships of the Line at the ready, including six First Rates. They should sort out any waterborne threats.
Rogue Nine Posted February 23, 2009 Posted February 23, 2009 I see your silly rowing song and raise you a song that's over 9000 times more awesome: (This BBCode requires its accompanying plugin to work properly.)
Litofsky Posted February 23, 2009 Posted February 23, 2009 Fellow Ahtonians, how goes the counterinvasion? Has Operation: PERITAS commenced yet?
Darth InSidious Posted February 23, 2009 Posted February 23, 2009 I see your silly rowing song and raise you a song that's over 9000 times more awesome: (This BBCode requires its accompanying plugin to work properly.) I see your Libera Me, and raise you one over 9000 times better: (This BBCode requires its accompanying plugin to work properly.)
GeneralPloKoon Posted February 24, 2009 Posted February 24, 2009 This is getting out of control! Don't make me intervene!
edlib Posted February 24, 2009 Posted February 24, 2009 (This BBCode requires its accompanying plugin to work properly.) The Aresen fight song! Crumble in the face if it's sheer awesomeness!
Darth InSidious Posted February 24, 2009 Posted February 24, 2009 Really? Here's what our armies march to: (This BBCode requires its accompanying plugin to work properly.) You may now kiss the RSM.
Kuuki Posted February 24, 2009 Posted February 24, 2009 WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA... wait a minute.... The rulers of Ahto and RSN got MARRIED!!?!?! Weddings make me cry.
Ray Jones Posted February 24, 2009 Posted February 24, 2009 fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff Zoom gettin' married no wai
Kjølen Posted February 25, 2009 Posted February 25, 2009 So, there's going to be an Empress? Our power and influence grows stronger yet. Your move InSidious.
JesusIsGonnaOwnSatan Posted February 25, 2009 Posted February 25, 2009 *pokes head into thread* ahtonauts! how goes the battle? have you made them serronade their grandmothers in mankinis yet?
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