Redwing Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 I haven't posted in a while. There are many reasons. I needed... time. Time to think about what I'm about to tell you. I have a confession to make. I'm a guy. Male. XY chromosomes, external genitalia, uncomfortable family jewels, all of that. However, I spent much of my formative Internet years on this forum. During this, my first foray into the Internet, I kept secret almost every bit of personal information about myself that there was. My name, my state, my home country, even my gender. I was just a little paranoid. Everyone here quickly got used to my ambiguity. Some people even turned it into a guessing game. I think some people were even disappointed when they eventually discovered my gender. Not necessarily by what gender it was, but because the confusion was gone. And somewhere along the line... I grew to like the ambiguity. I started to glory in it. To feast on it. To splash in it like rain puddles. Some other inappropriate metaphors as well. So... I made a choice. A significant one. I'm getting a sex change. It was a hard decision, one that was a long time coming. But I'm not becoming female. Oh no. (After all, I wouldn't want to be a chromosomally inferior version of leXX.) I'm becoming a hermaphrodite. I'm sure I can count on all of your support during this difficult time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 You're really bored, aren't you Pinky XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 what you need is some ever lasting sexual action babey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted April 2, 2009 Author Share Posted April 2, 2009 You're really bored, aren't you Pinky XD That's hardly a boring epiphany! Ray: Are you offering? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Good luck Red. I know it can't have been an easy decision to make, but you must do whatever you feel will make you happy. How do your parents feel about it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted April 2, 2009 Author Share Posted April 2, 2009 Good luck Red. I know it can't have been an easy decision to make, but you must do whatever you feel will make you happy. How do your parents feel about it? Well, I haven't told them yet, but I imagine they will be excited that their son could now potentially be a daddy and a mommy. It's like two for the price of one! Not enough pranks on this forum for an April Fool's Day. Not nearly enough. >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Well, I haven't told them yet, but I imagine they will be excited that their son could now potentially be a daddy and a mommy. It's like two for the price of one! Not enough pranks on this forum for an April Fool's Day. Not nearly enough. >.> And for 10 bucks extra you can also be the family dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 God damn. I think this is the first April Fools joke I've ever fallen for. You had me Red. I HATE YOU. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 ^_________________________________________________________________________^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky_Baccy Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Oh, leXX, how we love you. In fairness, I had to do a double-take when he linked me to it yesterday, to make sure what the date was. XD;; It's the kind of thing I almost expect from our dear Rewding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 This so gets a Jester award.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Aw! i missed all the 'action' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 I say we hold him (/her) to going through with it now... just to prove the point. I don't really know what the point is... but the idea of forced gender reassignment makes me happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Admit it ed, you want to get into the sack with Red. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Hmmm... Who says I haven't already? Things might just be getting a bit stale and predictable. Maybe I just want to shake things up a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Shakin things up a bit? oh, so you're going to stop being the 'taker' and be the 'giver'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 This way we could both be both... simultaneously. All the bases covered... all the time! Everybody loves you when you are bi... and hermaphroditic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 ah, putting the 'kink' back in 'kinky' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuicidalXWing Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Well, look at Chyna the wrestler. She is clearly a hermaphrodite, yet many men dream of having sex with her. *shudders* And I mean this with all seriousness, I mean come on she has a penis! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Well, look at Chyna the wrestler.Now that you've spoiled us all as to the secret, I'd rather not. Though you clearly have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 So was Jamie Lee Curtis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 What's up everyone. Lovely discussion, as always. I always drop in on the most wonderful threads. *lurk lurk and away!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 The scary thing is... I missed my brother admitting he was a man... by 2 months. All these years, I though he was a girl. My daughter even calls him "auntie"... <_< Whats Penny supposed to call you now?!?! You try explaining what a hermaphrodite is to a one year old!! XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Sad Shadow Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 my god.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackDove Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 I fukken lol'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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