IG-64 Posted June 11, 2009 Posted June 11, 2009 Will this finally be a movie where he can't make that face?
Pie™ Posted June 11, 2009 Posted June 11, 2009 Will this finally be a movie where he can't make that face?
CommanderQ Posted June 11, 2009 Posted June 11, 2009 Damn it, this isn't the place to debate war tactics of various nations. Can't we all just hate this horrible movie? Personally, I can't trust an action movie starring one of the Wayans any further than I could throw said Wayan. Heh, yes, perhaps war tactics aren't the best thing to do discuss when we are trying to explain how bad this film will be. It will be bad:D
IG-64 Posted June 11, 2009 Posted June 11, 2009 That was different, he was a stuntman. I would like to see him as Chuck Norris in that Chinese show though. I think Snake-Eyes is the only thing about this movie I'm actually interested in.
CommanderQ Posted June 11, 2009 Posted June 11, 2009 That was different, he was a stuntman. I would like to see him as Chuck Norris in that Chinese show though. It is impossible to emulate Chuck Norris. He must have a Greater Beard of POWAH.
MrWally Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 Apparently G.I. Joe the scored the lowest test screening score ever from an audience in the history of Paramount. http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2009/06/gi_joe_looking_like_a_bomb_of.html
Kain Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 Oh my god. Did anyone read those comments? This one is FTW: Give me the complete line of 1988 GI Joe action figures, a fifth of Wild Turkey, and a camcorder and I'll give you a GI Joe movie worth releasing. Hahahaha! This movie is going to be horrible. So so horrible.
acdcfanbill Posted June 16, 2009 Posted June 16, 2009 Apparently G.I. Joe the scored the lowest test screening score ever from an audience in the history of Paramount. http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2009/06/gi_joe_looking_like_a_bomb_of.html which was dismissed as complete bollocks, however, i don't doubt it's friggen awful and I most likely won't watch it.
MrWally Posted June 16, 2009 Posted June 16, 2009 My bad, then. I probably should have checked out the credentials of that article. Still. I doubt its that far from the truth.
JesusIsGonnaOwnSatan Posted June 16, 2009 Posted June 16, 2009 heh, i used to love GI Joe when i was, like, 3. but i cant remember squat about whats its about. lol
acdcfanbill Posted June 16, 2009 Posted June 16, 2009 My bad, then. I probably should have checked out the credentials of that article. Still. I doubt its that far from the truth. That's what that magazine has editors for Looks like they changed it now anyway, so I guess they figured out their folly. I saw this on digg too before the retraction so, you're not the only one
Darth Groovy Posted June 24, 2009 Author Posted June 24, 2009 Well, Snake-Eyes has an excuse to be wearing a black suit. And yes, I know his original suit was blue, but still - he is a ninja. Speaking of Snake-Eyes, why do I have this horrible sickening feeling that he's going to talk in this movie...talk ALOT. According to the G.I. Joe Marvel comics, which sadly, I have MOST of them which were printed in the 80's. Snake Eyes was involved in a horrible explosion during Vietnam which impared his ability to speak, and disfigured him horribly as well. He only agreed to join up with G.I. Joe in hopes to find his lost "brother" "Storm Shadow" who joined up with the COBRA organization and try to save him. (in the comics he saves Storm Shadow who later joins G.I. Joe). But yeah, what ever. This film could have pulled itself off in the 80's, but now...ugh...dunno...
Kain Posted June 24, 2009 Posted June 24, 2009 Storm Shadow looks goofy when he joins G.I. Joe. Doesn't he wear a white hoody with a black paint splash on the bottom? Yea, I had his collector's figure. I'd make him shoot my sister's Barbie executioner style with his standard issue M-16 and then decapitate her...my parents put a stop to the ripping off Barbie's heads to simulate the decapitation. Got too expensive, methinks.
Darth Groovy Posted July 15, 2009 Author Posted July 15, 2009 This is the straw that has broken the camel's back. I now refuse to see this film based on this: http://misterclowns.blogspot.com/2009/07/movie-cobra-commander-video-overview.html In Marvel comics Cobra Commander was a radical who chose to keep his identity a secret. Hence the hood, and helmet with visor...etc. At one point (in the comics) he did reveal his true presence to a boy who had been trained to assassinate him. His true image was that of an ex hippie with glasses, a pony tail and a goatee. The boy shot him, which paved the way for the creation of Serpentor. In this godless mess of a movie, Cobra Commander is now Darth Vader. WTF?!
Kain Posted July 15, 2009 Posted July 15, 2009 Terrible. Just f'ing terrible. Why must Hollywood destroy my childhood one memory at a time?
BongoBob Posted July 15, 2009 Posted July 15, 2009 get over it Why should he? If GI Joe was a part of my childhood, and they're taking it and skullf***ing everything about it to the point where I'm surprised they're not wearing frilly dresses, I'd be pissed too.
CommanderQ Posted July 15, 2009 Posted July 15, 2009 This is going to be a career killer for the actors in this film...it's just doomed...there is no way I will see this movie...I've been through enough horrible films already....
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