Q Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 *imagines arc welding in the nude* No, thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 Does anyone seriously want their butcher (or any food handler, really)to work nude? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 @EvilQ: That is a horrible image. My mind has been...polluted in a terrible way...... No thanks indeed.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 How many of you would like to sit in my exam chair where about 10,000 other nude people have sat? Not the kind of sharing and caring I'd like to have, thank you very much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 Actually Jae, if your talking college, I don't think it makes a difference whether or not they are clothed. Their college students. Nuff said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urluckyday Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 As long as there was a good proportion of female to male (more ladies) workers in the office...then I'm game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 How many of you would like to sit in my exam chair where about 10,000 other nude people have sat? Not the kind of sharing and caring I'd like to have, thank you very much. It'd probably a bit easier on the patients if you were naked when you tell them to strip down, but since when has medicine been about the patient? Wait, why would an optometrist be asking for patients to strip down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 As long as there was a good proportion of female to male (more ladies) workers in the office...then I'm game! You'd get desensitized after seeing all of those naked women on a daily basis. Men are primarily stimulated visually, AFAIK. Eventually it would take more than just seeing a naked woman to get the little admiral to salute, if you get my meaning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 Wait, why would an optometrist be asking for patients to strip down? I don't know, but it might be related to plumbers and delivery men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
True_Avery Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 How many of you would like to sit in my exam chair where about 10,000 other nude people have sat? Not the kind of sharing and caring I'd like to have, thank you very much. Then I wouldn't touch these 6 items at all: http://www.cracked.com/article_17495_6-items-you-touch-everyday-that-are-filthier-than-toilet.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Litofsky Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 #3. Your Computer Keyboard Oh, the irony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tobias Reiper Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 I could do it, but I'd probably get arrested for public nudity because I don't work at that company, and most of my co-workers wouldn't be so eager to see somebody's shlong. Oh yea and Avery? I'm with you on the shorts and air on the legs thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Poor? You try being around several nude people while you yourself are nude and refrain from having any sexual thoughts. It's just not going to happen. Unless you are a naturalist. For some men it is hard to control their "appendages", when this happens in a nude public environment what do you think is going to happen? Public nudity not only leads to sex but can lead to jealousy, embarrassment, as well as have an effect on ones self esteem. Not entirely true in the nature you convey. Yes people are often predisposed toward jealousy and embarassment, but this itself comes from a feeling of being uncomfortable with one's self to begin with. Look at an environment like the military or sports teams. These are people that have seen each other not only naked, but vulnerable to illness and injury. The confidence and trust they gain in each other from having been exposed and then seeing that it's nothing to closet away creates a very strong bond. What this really does is test the content of a persons character, if someone is lusty then that will likely reveal itself, this is by no means a great option for all work places as some do house very immoral people with no regard for the feelings of others. But in a professional environment where each employee holds respect for themselves and each other, this should pose no problem at all, and may actually encourage some people into interacting. Not necessarily in sexual advances, but hey if you're more attractive naked than your boss and now he/she knows it, you probably aren't going to feel so inferior when talking about a promotion. Sorry for the bump, this caught my attention since I was talking about something like this not too long ago. Does anyone seriously want their butcher (or any food handler, really)to work nude? If they bathe and don't have an appendage that could be mistaken for something they need to cut, I see no problem. I think for their personal safety though, they should at least wear an apron. I know I would if I were working around sausages and such, one autopilot moment away from performing a personal life change on myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shem Posted July 13, 2009 Author Share Posted July 13, 2009 Well, if you're going to work in the nude, make sure you wipe your ass really well after taking a number 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 They'd probably have to put bidets in all the bathrooms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giant Graffiti Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Again, its a mind set, I did art classes I had to draw severale nude models. Some of them where women and some of those where nice and well hot Ugh. All my nude models were old flabby men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Well, if you're going to work in the nude, make sure you wipe your ass really well after taking a number 2. They'd probably have to put bidets in all the bathrooms. Toilet paper is never enough. To anyone who thinks that it is: after wiping with toilet paper, try scrubbing the area in question with soap and water on a white washcloth, and then look at the washcloth before rinsing it. Chances are you'll change your mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Well, if you're going to work in the nude, make sure you wipe your ass really well after taking a number 2. Yeah...that would be very important indeed... Whoa...goodness me, Boss, was that you? Ultra-embarrasment incoming there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 OK, I'm not promoting anything against the rules but I feel this is quite relevant to the topic at hand. Search youtube: Grand Theft Auto Vice City VCPR Pressing Issues part 7 and Fast-Forward to 4:10 in the clip. That's how it would likely play out generally IRL. Now onto the subject at hand...it depends on the job I'd be doing. Let's see, I'm a hairy azz mofo. I'd look like a wookiee or an ape if I were to strip. When I ref Soccer/Futboll I get at least one comment on how hairy my legs are under my shorts. Went on a "quick run" through a parking lot one hot summer's day in Sacramento, someone looking yelled "Hey! It's bigfoot!" And then I got hoots and hollars with applause. I work construction and electrical, with DJMC and housekeeping as an aside job. Do I want my junk anywhere near live 440VAC 3-phase, or any live line for that matter? Uhh, no. Do I want to bring my unclothed junk near sharp dangerous power tools? Uhh, no. Do I want to expose that part to, or anywhere near, insulation or flying particulates at high velocity? Uhh, no. Do I wanna stand up and announce in front of people in the buff? Not really since that would flat be unprofessional and nobody wants to see that. Do I want to clean another's house in the buff? No, especially when around oven cleaner. I rest on your face--I mean, I rest my case. What if you went somewhere nude with your hot sister and someone looked at her and got a rise, would you be obliged to defend her honor? Too many questions. Uhh, wut? ...(YOU BETTER NOT BE PERVIN' ON MY SISTER! ) . .. ... Well, actually she knows aikido and has gotten in fights with me and classmates all her life. --Perv at your own risk. She'd probably kick dude's ass--or somewhere else. And no he won't like it. The corporate uniform is only there to restrict and oppress the proletariat. The tie is only a crude metaphor for the master-slave relationship present in the workplace. Free yourself from your clothes; free yourself from your chains. That would sound so much more convincing if it wasn't based off of a pipe dream of some dude whose mother didn't like him. Possibly, yes. But since I'm not that fond of lawsuits anymore I doubt it'll be happening anytime soon. So that *WAS* you I heard about. Dude. How's it feel to be without anything except, well the clothes on your back? (I mean that would kinda suck not having your only possession anymore to protect your modesty! Frankly, depending on your line of work or type of work place, it's flat out unsanitary. If you work at home or the porno industry that's one thing. In an office setting....I'm w/Phreak and mimartin on this.....too many unsightly people that I don't want to see naked and too many things to catch your junk if your not careful. Just think of the new ergonomic rules OSHA would come up with too. Also, while the lust factor may abate over time, it's hardwired into human nature. Of course, just think how much less awkward those "trips to the supply room" will be. Hmm. Yeah I'm pretty much with you fellas on this. *imagines arc welding in the nude* No, thanks. Ah, you'd make a good coworker. I could use someone who knows how to handle them badboy welders--and occasionally go shootin' with after work. How many of you would like to sit in my exam chair where about 10,000 other nude people have sat? Not the kind of sharing and caring I'd like to have, thank you very much. Oh come on, you know you'd like to chase those more annoying or jerkish clients around with a proctoscope. Or a batton--with a promise you'll 'straighten' them out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 If they bathe and don't have an appendage that could be mistaken for something they need to cut, I see no problem. I think for their personal safety though, they should at least wear an apron. I know I would if I were working around sausages and such, one autopilot moment away from performing a personal life change on myself. Well, then, if they're wearing an apron, they aren't really nude (just mostly). Still unsanitary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Toilet paper is never enough. To anyone who thinks that it is: after wiping with toilet paper, try scrubbing the area in question with soap and water on a white washcloth, and then look at the washcloth before rinsing it. Chances are you'll change your mind. ITT: Q tells us how he uses the scientific method. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Toilet paper is never enough. To anyone who thinks that it is: after wiping with toilet paper, try scrubbing the area in question with soap and water on a white washcloth, and then look at the washcloth before rinsing it. Chances are you'll change your mind. This is why I laugh at all you seelly Westerners who choose wipe their bums with paper instead of actually cleaning what is the most disgusting military outpost on your body. You and me, Evil Q, will be clean the asses of this world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Down with skidmarks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quanon Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Ugh. All my nude models were old flabby men. It was a very good mix of various bodies in our group... ranging from babe, stud and less "handsome" subjects of the human species. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A L I E N Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Mmm, don't think so. Art is just not me... besides, it's boring =P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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