Remi Posted December 11, 2001 Share Posted December 11, 2001 Not LEC related, but one for all South Park fans none the less: Mr. Garrison: Ok children. Since Eric Cartman can't seem to remember the words to O Holy Night, I'm going to give one of you children this cattle prod, and if Eric forgets any words, just shock him a little. Ok. Here you go Kyle you take it. Kyle: Sweet! Mr. Garrison: Ok Eric whenever you're ready. Cartman: And...Oh Holy Night, <BBBBZZZZZ> Ow! What was that for? I didn't screw up! Mr. Garrison: No Kyle, you can't shock him unless he forgets the words. Cartman: And...Oh Holy Night, the stars are brightly shining, is easy as the next, of our dear saviour to be. O Holy Night, nenanenenahaa <BBBZZZZZ> shining, the blizzards enough, with the Christmas Trees and pie. <BBBBZZZZZ> Mr. Garrison: Those aren't the words Eric! Cartman: This Jesus was born, and so we give p--resents. <BBBBZZZZZ> andaerrr <BBBBZZZZZ> deeaddaa <BBBBZZZZZ> say degrees. OK...FALL, ON YOUR KNEES, and hear, the angels v--oice, <BBBBZZZZZ> ohhhhh neeeeeeeeeeeeeeee give in. Mr. Garrison: Very Nice Eric. Cartman: oooohhhhhhhhhh nnight, ohhh night devin. Oh see, I remembered that whole chorus, didn't even have to... Mr. Garrison: Missed it! oooohhhh neeeee, <BBBBZZZZZ> Divvvviinnnneeee, oh neeeeeeeee, oh nightly <BBBBZZZZZ> <BBBBZZZZZ> HAHHHAHAHAH <BBBBZZZZZ> <BBBBZZZZZ> HAHAHHAHA. Mr. Garrison: OK Eric, now we're going to do the French words! Cartman: WHAT!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmatz Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 Yeah.... uh huh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoha Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 Silver (Monkey) Head Melee Harbor Busy Harbor Dressed in piratical style, In the air there's a stench of grogged pirates. Meathook painting, Elaine campaining, Meeting growl after growl, As they search for the insult's last piece. Silver head, Silver head, where could we find this strange monkey? Silver head, Silver head, Soon we will rule all of Melee! Voodoo lady tried to save me But i was a dense bum, and ignored all her warnings 'bout danger. See Elaine glare, Watch Mandrill stare, It's dePollo's big dive, but despite all this madness, I've found.... Silver head, Silver head, I'm smart, I found the strange monkey. Silver head, Silver head, Soon I'll send LeChuck back to heck! Ok, so the last line doesn't rhyme. sue me. :-p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raVen_image Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 I don't have another song--I tapped my creative juices earlier in this thread, but I have to say this: This is one of the 10 best threads of all the LucasForums! I am so entertained...great job to all, and to feral for starting it. I wish that I could vote again... it trully deserves 5 stars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swordmaster Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 Originally posted by remio Not LEC related, but one for all South Park fans none the less: Far more hilarious when you actually hear the song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remi Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 Originally posted by Swordmaster Far more hilarious when you actually hear the song. Very true, I'm sitting here laughing my ass off at work. Nobody says 'pie' quite like Cartman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scabb Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 Originally posted by remio Not LEC related, but one for all South Park fans none the less Dont forget Mr Garrions "Merry ****ing Christmas" Hey there Mr Muslim! Merry ****ing Christmas Put Down that book the Koran And here's some holiday wishes In case you haven't noticed It's jesus's birthday So get off your heaving muslim ass And ****ing celebrate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmatz Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 heh heh word Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Whatsisname Posted December 13, 2001 Share Posted December 13, 2001 After so many years doing Kickstand Karaoke, I have finally found a contest I am good at! (I hope...) To start off, let's see the twelve days that I wrote when EMI was released, but didn't post on the web. Don't worry, I will try to mention other games besides Full Throttle. *ahem* The 12 Days of Christmas (As sung on Melee Island) By Ben_Whatsisname (From the "Kickstand Karaoke Goes Ape!" Collection) On the first day of Christmas My true love sent to me An undead pirate who wants to kill me [...snipped for space...] On the twelth day of Christmas My true love sent to me Twelve sushi boats a-sailing Eleven sticks of walking Ten dead Aussie critters Nine attempts at diving Eight prostetic organs (eww) Seven weeds of whacking Six tourists wandering Five monkeys fighting! Four wedding presents Three hearty crewmates Two drunken parrots And an undead pirate who wants to kill me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBRAA Posted December 13, 2001 Share Posted December 13, 2001 Roads at night, kills at night! I am tough, rottwheelers arn't bright. Round yon Maureen, Father and child. Burn rubber so tender and mild, Crach in heavenly peace, Crach in heavenly peace. Roads at night, kills at night! Cavefish quake at the sight. Glories stream from The Kickstand afar Heavenly hosting at mojo bar, Ben the bad is born! Ben the bad is born. Heh-heh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Whatsisname Posted December 13, 2001 Share Posted December 13, 2001 So many songs, so little time... Hark the Mojo Monkeys sing... "Server's down, let's fix this thing..." Mojo fans anxiously waitin' For DNS service to be co-op-o-rate-in' With a big collective prayer, "Let's get the hosted sites back on there" Hark the Mojo Monkeys sing... "Server's down, let's fix this thing..." Hark the Mojo Monkeys cry... "Why did Dozer hafta die?" "Why did telefragged and those ads have to kick Mojo in the nads?" The only thing that will bring Chrismas cheer Is to have Mojo fully up before New Years! Hark the Mojo Monkeys cry... "Why did Dozer hafta die?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Whatsisname Posted December 13, 2001 Share Posted December 13, 2001 Aaaaaaannnnnnnnddddd..... Guybrush, the mighty pirate... Had a very sharpened wit... Yet when he tried to use it... He would usually just get whipped. All of the other pirates... Used to laugh at his name... They never let poor Guybrush... Compete in any pirate games... Then one darkened Carribian night, Guybrush passed three trials... With his rapier-like-mind... New insults he soon would find... Then all the pirates feared him... (well, not really) And you could hear them all scowl... "Guybrush? A mighty pirate? Arrr... He still fights like a cow!" *bowing* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Whatsisname Posted December 13, 2001 Share Posted December 13, 2001 Deck the bars with smelly bikers... Fal-la-la-la-la la la la la Drive real fast, beat up hitchhikers.... Fal-la-la-la-la la la la la With a thunderous screech of tires... Fal-la-la-la-la la la la la Watch 'em drink till they get tired... Fal-la-la-la-la la la la la See the Polecats hanging ou-out... Fal-la-la-la-la la la la la See the Vultures full of clout... Fal-la-la-la-la la la la la See the Rottwheelers full of rage... Fal-la-la-la-la la la la la See the cavefish wrapped in Band-aids... Fal-la-la-la-la la la la la See the Corley CEO now... Fal-la-la-la-la la la la la See Ripbuger make him go "OW!" Fal-la-la-la-la la la la la See his grown-up baby daughter... Fal-la-la-la-la la la la la See the Polecats get blamed for slaughter... Fal-la-la-la-la la la la la Ben awakens in a dumpster... Fal-la-la-la-la la la la la Hits the asphalt, gets some road-burn... Fal-la-la-la-la la la la la Steals anything that's not nailed down... Fal-la-la-la-la la la la la Touches the tower, leave the town... Fal-la-la-la-la la la la la To say much more would be a shame... Fal-la-la-la-la la la la la I guess you'll just have to play the game.... Fal-la-la-la-la la la la la! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoha Posted December 13, 2001 Share Posted December 13, 2001 wow.... you are really good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemon Head Posted December 13, 2001 Share Posted December 13, 2001 Originally posted by Yoha wow.... you are really good! and really bored - good work though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoha Posted December 14, 2001 Share Posted December 14, 2001 It's not boredom, the boy is talented :-D lol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmatz Posted December 14, 2001 Share Posted December 14, 2001 Ben, you should record yourself singing them and sell the CD. You could be rich (depending on your voice!)! I know I'd buy one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Whatsisname Posted December 14, 2001 Share Posted December 14, 2001 Those who can - do. Those who can't - post to forums. My singing voice only entertains 1-year olds at the moment, but thanks for the complements. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Whatsisname Posted December 14, 2001 Share Posted December 14, 2001 Carol of the Drunken Pirates Arrg buy more grog, hair of the dog, drink it real fast, it eats through the glass Guybrush is here, can't buy no beer, too young to drink, his ship is pink, Mix meds with grog, dead as a log, bury him quick, Goodsoup family crypt, Pirates rejoice sing in bad voice bust up the room, talk about Loom, Drunken, drunken, drunken, drunken Christmas, Drunken, drunken, drunken, drunken Christmas, Trade yer peg leg, for another drink from the keg, God bless that tasty green swill Dong Ding dong ding, dong Bong It's not boredom - it's just a sick habit. LOL Visit the Kickstand after the hosted sites come back online. This isn't the worst I can get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Whatsisname Posted December 14, 2001 Share Posted December 14, 2001 Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer (The Land of the Dead Follow-up) Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from her kid's house Christmas eve. She walked into Senor Calavara's office, And Manny breathed a sigh of releif. She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog, And they'd begged her not to go. But she'd left her medication, And she stumbled out the door into the snow. When Manny found her Christmas mornin', Just a few hours after death. She had become a naked skeleton, But still had eggnog upon her breath. Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from her kid's house Christmas eve. She walked into Senor Calavara's office, And Manny breathed a sigh of releif. Manny checked the computer in desperation, He was sure she could be on the 'Nine'. But her records showed him something different, Seems Grandma had done some time. Manny questioned the poor Grandma. Seems that she wasn't as sweet as she appeared. She boasted proudly to the Reaper: "I know 100 ways to cook reindeer." Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from her kid's house Christmas eve. She walked into Senor Calavara's office, And Manny breathed a sigh of releif. Mannys heart sank to the floor now As he reached under the desk. "It's got a handle in the compass...", Kicked her out into the street and got depressed. "Santa, could you send a saint please? I want to get out of the DoD. I'll be a good Reaper all year till Christmas, Just pick someone off of your 'nice list', if you please. Grandma got run over by a reindeer, Now she's on her four year journey. You can say there's no such thing as Christmas karma, But as for 'el oma diablos', she believes. *waits for clapping or the clatter of change in his cup* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pollo Diablo Posted December 14, 2001 Share Posted December 14, 2001 Originally posted by Schmatz Ben, you should record yourself singing them and sell the CD. You could be rich (depending on your voice!)! I know I'd buy one Then Ben would get a letter from Lucas legal saying that he is making a profit from Copyrighted Material. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Whatsisname Posted December 14, 2001 Share Posted December 14, 2001 I could also be snapped up for aural terrorism. Not good. For you Robotech fans, my voice is the evil equivilant of the Minmei attack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scabb Posted December 14, 2001 Share Posted December 14, 2001 Have yourself a merry little christmas Let your grog be drunk From now on, you're gonna be a heart-throb hunk You have just defeated the ghost pirate Now your pocket's full Find Big Whoop then meet up with a talking skull Marry Once, and hopefully forever Use your skill and wits Soon that scurvy Demon'll be blown to bits Slash yourself an ugly little pirate Use your insults well You can win, whereas all this guy can do is smell On the tree-top, add a doll of voodoo Let it do no wrong Hope your tales of piracy shall live quiet long And sing yourself, a merry little christmas song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmatz Posted December 14, 2001 Share Posted December 14, 2001 Originally posted by El Pollo Diablo Then Ben would get a letter from Lucas legal saying that he is making a profit from Copyrighted Material. Most unfortunately, this is true... they are always out to destroy 'fan games' no matter wtf it is. Everything is THEIRS THEIRS THEIRS. The fan art I made was probably illegal too. Oh well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trapezoid Posted December 15, 2001 Share Posted December 15, 2001 Uh, they closed like, two fan games before EMI was released and suddenly they're corporate slaveowners? Legally speaking, they should be shutting down a LOT more copyright infringements than they have already. If they were ever to sew someone for real copyright infrigement, the suit could get tossed because they didn't protect their copyrights earlier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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