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The avatars are taken down

The sigs are re-enabled

Some members made a sound

The forums get disabled

The admins finally gain control

Ike might go to hell

Keyan starts complaining

Cause there's no html.

 

Forumite

Forumite

Forum Fight

Flames spew

Spam flies

And all of a sudden

Rhett dies

 

This morning I got out of bed

Turned on my computer

Then I read

Spammer! Spammer!

The admins should throw you in the slammer

What you did was wrong and you know it.

Invasion was not your idea

Now show it!

 

Forumite

Forumite

Forum Fight

Flames spew

Spam flies

And all of a sudden

Sherack dies

 

I replied

Get lost now n00b or I shall bleach you with Tide

I'll throw you in the streets where the banished members hide

Your friends will gasp in horror when they find out how you died

 

Forumite

Forumite

Forum Fight

Flames spew

Spam flies

And all of a sudden

Leon dies

 

The newbies are complaining

Where's my avatar?

I respond by saying

It's driving a brand new car

They do not think it's funny

I tell them to get a life

Before I can edit it

I get a pm

They don't understand

And at this point I tell them

To shove it up their can

 

Forumite

Forumite

Forum Fight

Flames spew

Spam flies

And all of a sudden

Darth Fergie Dies

 

The Banners have arisen

Popping up from the grave

Heavyarms stands up

Trying to act all brave

I decide to get an explanation of drama

He calls my post spam

I offer him an Ice Cream

He takes a stick and WHAM!

When I finally wake up

Closed is the thread

I think it's time for some revenge

Eets you'll be dead.

 

Forumite

Forumite

Forum Fight

Flames spew

Spam flies

And all of a sudden

Eets'chula Dies

 

Niner reads this unfinished poem

He says to get a life

I explain to him what I've been through

And unsheathe a knife

He's probably now thinking

Oh crap: I'm dead

But I show compassion

And kill Darth Sceltor instead

 

Forumite

Forumite

Forum Fight

Flames spew

Spam flies

And all of a sudden

Darth Sceltor Dies

 

 

 

 

No offense meant to anyone. Please don't ban me, i'll constantly be editing until well...you probably get the picture. :D

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hehehe

 

I'll add more to it later today...I need some 'n00b' FAQs....

 

Avatars

Sigs

Post Titles

Can I be a mod

Popup Ads

Why's my topic closed?

that 'nazi' thing that was going around at jk2.net...

 

those are some of the ideas tha'tll eventually get into the poem. hehehe

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Peace to Thruston Howell

and yelling Wordsworth

my mother smoked crack

I had a premature birth

who wants to be the one to step up and get served first?

ninety-nine percent of aliens prefer earth

so I'm here to rule the planet, starting with your turf

I hid a secret message inside of a word search

with smeared letters running together in blurred spurts

I hang with male chauvinist pigs and perverts

been a bad boy since diapers and gerber

my first words were "BLEEP BLEEP" and curse curse

never had issues and I still don't deserve dirt

my breathh still stinks, and I'm on my third cert

taking out my stitches, hollering "NURSE NURSE!!"

"You said the shot would numb it, but I think it hurts worse!"

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A haiku is a form of poetry that originated in Japan it consists of 3 lines. The first with 5 syllables, the second with 7 and he third with 5 again and none of the lines have to rhyme at all.

 

Posts are shorter now

People spam more than they did

This post is also spam

 

That was a HORRIBLE haiku, usually haikus don't make grammatical sense, they just sorta flow and are nice to read, but only for 3 lines.

 

Personally I like limericks.

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Hey Eets, just don't try sex while on drugs on a rock ;) Anyway....

 

 

Here's a poem I made a while ago...

 

 

I do not flame

I do not swear

I do not post porn anywere,

I do not spam

I only post, or else

P_L will make me toast.

 

:D

 

I had to put Leon cause nobody else sounded good. ;)

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