Rogue15 Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 The avatars are taken down The sigs are re-enabled Some members made a sound The forums get disabled The admins finally gain control Ike might go to hell Keyan starts complaining Cause there's no html. Forumite Forumite Forum Fight Flames spew Spam flies And all of a sudden Rhett dies This morning I got out of bed Turned on my computer Then I read Spammer! Spammer! The admins should throw you in the slammer What you did was wrong and you know it. Invasion was not your idea Now show it! Forumite Forumite Forum Fight Flames spew Spam flies And all of a sudden Sherack dies I replied Get lost now n00b or I shall bleach you with Tide I'll throw you in the streets where the banished members hide Your friends will gasp in horror when they find out how you died Forumite Forumite Forum Fight Flames spew Spam flies And all of a sudden Leon dies The newbies are complaining Where's my avatar? I respond by saying It's driving a brand new car They do not think it's funny I tell them to get a life Before I can edit it I get a pm They don't understand And at this point I tell them To shove it up their can Forumite Forumite Forum Fight Flames spew Spam flies And all of a sudden Darth Fergie Dies The Banners have arisen Popping up from the grave Heavyarms stands up Trying to act all brave I decide to get an explanation of drama He calls my post spam I offer him an Ice Cream He takes a stick and WHAM! When I finally wake up Closed is the thread I think it's time for some revenge Eets you'll be dead. Forumite Forumite Forum Fight Flames spew Spam flies And all of a sudden Eets'chula Dies Niner reads this unfinished poem He says to get a life I explain to him what I've been through And unsheathe a knife He's probably now thinking Oh crap: I'm dead But I show compassion And kill Darth Sceltor instead Forumite Forumite Forum Fight Flames spew Spam flies And all of a sudden Darth Sceltor Dies No offense meant to anyone. Please don't ban me, i'll constantly be editing until well...you probably get the picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natopo Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 :lol::lol: That was hilarious! Forumite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted May 10, 2002 Author Share Posted May 10, 2002 Well....it's gotten longer...pay close attention to the chorus.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eets Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 ROFL! awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 That's Groovy man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wraith 8 Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 those N00bs your talking about.. are they the n00bs on RS?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted May 10, 2002 Author Share Posted May 10, 2002 no, mostly jkii.netters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paragon_Leon Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 I read a little poem here on these forums fair i saw 't was Rogue 15, the git and retreated in my lair that poor old boy has no idea the hardship we go through when forumite strikes everyone don't forget it also strikes at YOU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted May 10, 2002 Author Share Posted May 10, 2002 hehehe I'll add more to it later today...I need some 'n00b' FAQs.... Avatars Sigs Post Titles Can I be a mod Popup Ads Why's my topic closed? that 'nazi' thing that was going around at jk2.net... those are some of the ideas tha'tll eventually get into the poem. hehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kylilin Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 Peace to Thruston Howell and yelling Wordsworth my mother smoked crack I had a premature birth who wants to be the one to step up and get served first? ninety-nine percent of aliens prefer earth so I'm here to rule the planet, starting with your turf I hid a secret message inside of a word search with smeared letters running together in blurred spurts I hang with male chauvinist pigs and perverts been a bad boy since diapers and gerber my first words were "BLEEP BLEEP" and curse curse never had issues and I still don't deserve dirt my breathh still stinks, and I'm on my third cert taking out my stitches, hollering "NURSE NURSE!!" "You said the shot would numb it, but I think it hurts worse!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted May 11, 2002 Author Share Posted May 11, 2002 bump... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMadDoofer Posted May 11, 2002 Share Posted May 11, 2002 A stupid haiku I found from 4th Grade. The pig is funny It oinks, it snorts, it smells bad The pig is funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clefo Posted May 11, 2002 Share Posted May 11, 2002 This is a haiku Spiffy yes, I like cheese much Where is my damn cat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Rommel Posted May 11, 2002 Share Posted May 11, 2002 ehehehhee... pretty funny, rogue... planning on adding any more? " Niner reads this unfinished poem. He says to get a life " Lol... it's not "if", it's "when"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idiot00001 Posted May 12, 2002 Share Posted May 12, 2002 Thats funny. Don't forget to add more to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paragon_Leon Posted May 13, 2002 Share Posted May 13, 2002 Could someone explain to me what a haiku is ? Or, to stay on-topic: I was so confused this thread was over-used and worse: i didn't see what a haiku meant to me don't know the meaning anyway so all you kids: explain away ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artoo Posted May 13, 2002 Share Posted May 13, 2002 A haiku is a form of poetry that originated in Japan it consists of 3 lines. The first with 5 syllables, the second with 7 and he third with 5 again and none of the lines have to rhyme at all. Posts are shorter now People spam more than they did This post is also spam That was a HORRIBLE haiku, usually haikus don't make grammatical sense, they just sorta flow and are nice to read, but only for 3 lines. Personally I like limericks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clefo Posted May 13, 2002 Share Posted May 13, 2002 Yeah, that WAS a horrible Haiku, the last line was 6 syllibles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havoc Stryphe Posted May 13, 2002 Share Posted May 13, 2002 This is my Haiku dedicated to my new post count! Raise your hands up high This surely is the greatest number six-hundredth Woo-hoo!!! 600! not bad for someone who's been here since August 1st, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treacherous Mercenary Posted May 13, 2002 Share Posted May 13, 2002 I just joined days ago I have less than 100 posts I am on to spam Meh! That was problably terrible, but oh well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clefo Posted May 13, 2002 Share Posted May 13, 2002 That was a 6 8 5 format... Nice haiku Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eets Posted May 13, 2002 Share Posted May 13, 2002 Three things do I like There are three things that I like Sex, Drugs, And Rock! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silenthunter Posted May 14, 2002 Share Posted May 14, 2002 Hey Eets, just don't try sex while on drugs on a rock Anyway.... Here's a poem I made a while ago... I do not flame I do not swear I do not post porn anywere, I do not spam I only post, or else P_L will make me toast. I had to put Leon cause nobody else sounded good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eets Posted May 14, 2002 Share Posted May 14, 2002 If I spam, will Leo make me eggs and bacon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silenthunter Posted May 14, 2002 Share Posted May 14, 2002 RoFL! Good one Eets! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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