SPY_jmr1 Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 first off, when flaming, please use this handy form. it really cuts down on the mods workload. ty. *** FLAME FORM *** Dear: [ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Lamer [ ] AOLer [ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek [ ] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis [ ] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] Scientologist [ ] Scammer [ ] Dumbass [ ] Pre-teen You Are Being Flamed Because: [ ] You posted MODs in pieces LESS than 5000 lines [ ] You posted something asking for warez sites [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread [ ] You started an off-topic thread [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message [ ] You haven't learned the difference between E-mail and newsgroups [ ] You posted a blatently obvious troll [ ] You posted pretending to be someone famous (See "troll" above) [ ] You replied to the above message type believing it was actually someone famous [ ] You said "me too" to something [ ] You suck [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks [ ] You posted a lame-sex ad [ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme and claimed it was legal [ ] I think you might be a fed [ ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you cool [ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed anyway To Repent, You Must: [ ] Stop masturbating for a week [ ] Give up your AOL account [ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it [ ] Tell your Mommy you've been a bad boy [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor [ ] Actually post something relevant [ ] Read the FAQ [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month In Closing, I'd Like to Say: [ ] Blow me [ ] Get a life [ ] Never post again [ ] Age 10 more years before you post again [ ] I pity your dog [ ] Go to hell [ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc... [ ] Take your s**t somewhere else [ ] Get f**ked, you pathetic loser [ ] Learn to post or f**k off [ ] All of the above *END OF FORM* as you can see, this is going to be VERY handy when trolls come rolling around. or tyrion. hard to say. please use it when needed OR whenever you feal like it:D btw, its a damn joke!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reb Starblazer Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 I seem to remember seeing this somewhere before, a long time ago... Either way, I'm sure it'll come in handy at some point. As for me, I don't flame(at least very, very seldom), but it should help the "youngen's":D Then again, most people who flame, would probably come up with their own, instead of using this. We need a list of "Kal-el-isms", a list of ways Kal would respond, i.e. "Hope that works out for ya..." ":eyeraise:" You know, stuff like that:D EDIT: BTW, good job SPY. I hope the humour of this isn't lost on everyone... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASk Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 [ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Lamer [ ] AOLer [ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek [X] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis [ ] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] Scientologist [ ] Scammer [ ] Dumbass [ ] Pre-teen You Are Being Flamed Because: [ ] You posted MODs in pieces LESS than 5000 lines [ ] You posted something asking for warez sites [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread [ ] You started an off-topic thread [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message [ ] You haven't learned the difference between E-mail and newsgroups [ ] You posted a blatently obvious troll [ ] You posted pretending to be someone famous (See "troll" above) [ ] You replied to the above message type believing it was actually someone famous [ ] You said "me too" to something [ ] You suck [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks [ ] You posted a lame-sex ad [ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme and claimed it was legal [X] I think you might be a fed [ ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you cool [ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed anyway To Repent, You Must: [ ] Stop masturbating for a week [ ] Give up your AOL account [ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it [ ] Tell your Mommy you've been a bad boy [X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor [ ] Actually post something relevant [ ] Read the FAQ [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month In Closing, I'd Like to Say: [ ] Blow me [ ] Get a life [ ] Never post again [ ] Age 10 more years before you post again [ ] I pity your dog [ ] Go to hell [ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc... [ ] Take your s**t somewhere else [ ] Get f**ked, you pathetic loser [ ] Learn to post or f**k off [X] All of the above close this thread will ya (no pun intended in the above post) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPY_jmr1 Posted September 24, 2002 Author Share Posted September 24, 2002 you must be like me, only look at avatars... WHO'S GOING TO CLOSE IT:D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kstar__2 Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 Originally posted by SPY_jmr1 you must be like me, only look at avatars... WHO'S GOING TO CLOSE IT:D :D it would come in handy to use it sometimes;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datheus Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 At least it would take out the grammar and spelling mistakes in flames:rolleyes: There is nothing more silly than a flame (which, for most purposes, is to tell another you are better than them) in which the word 'you' is spelt 'u' and the same phrase (i.e.; you suck; f**k a duck; n00b; etc...) is used more than three times... it seems to defeat the purpose of the flame (see my definition at the beginning of the paragraph:D) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C'jais Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 If I used that "flaming form", I'd make myself look more stupid than the person I hated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datheus Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 You'd be surpised by the elegible 'hatee's out there:rolleyes: And most of the flames I see, really could use that form, even just for a reference... Something, for the love of god.. They need SOMETHING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C'jais Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 Originally posted by Datheus You'd be surpised by the elegible 'hatee's out there:rolleyes: And most of the flames I see, really could use that form, even just for a reference... Something, for the love of god.. They need SOMETHING Flame = hate Hate = suffering Suffering = bad Don't flame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 ok SPY. get off the sauce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 i got to try this thing on obi. no offense intended Dear: [ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Lamer [ ] AOLer [ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek [ ] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis [ ] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] Scientologist [ ] Scammer [ ] Dumbass [X] Pre-teen You Are Being Flamed Because: [ ] You posted MODs in pieces LESS than 5000 lines [ ] You posted something asking for warez sites [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread [ ] You started an off-topic thread [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message [ ] You haven't learned the difference between E-mail and newsgroups [ ] You posted a blatently obvious troll [ ] You posted pretending to be someone famous (See "troll" above) [ ] You replied to the above message type believing it was actually someone famous [ ] You said "me too" to something [X] You suck [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks [ ] You posted a lame-sex ad [ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme and claimed it was legal [ ] I think you might be a fed [ ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you cool [ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed anyway To Repent, You Must: [ ] Stop masturbating for a week [ ] Give up your AOL account [ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it [ ] Tell your Mommy you've been a bad boy [X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor [ ] Actually post something relevant [ ] Read the FAQ [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month In Closing, I'd Like to Say: [ ] Blow me [ ] Get a life [X] Never post again [ ] Age 10 more years before you post again [ ] I pity your dog [ ] Go to hell [ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc... [ ] Take your s**t somewhere else [ ] Get f**ked, you pathetic loser [ ] Learn to post or f**k off [ ] All of the above Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 Oh Dath, I have my own flaming form. YOU ARE THE FOLLOWING: dumb stupid servere n00b ape lookalike smily abuser moron retard no drivin hee-haw lookin pervert _________________ No offense, max. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 Originally posted by Reb Starblazer We need a list of "Kal-el-isms", a list of ways Kal would respond, i.e. "Hope that works out for ya..." ":eyeraise:" where is kal? he hasn't posted in ages. i miss his witty remarks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Spy Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 *** FLAME FORM FOR JEDI SPY*** Dear: [ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Lamer [ ] AOLer [ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek [ ] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis [ ] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] Scientologist [ ] Scammer [X] Dumbass [ ] Pre-teen You Are Being Flamed Because: [ ] You posted MODs in pieces LESS than 5000 lines [ ] You posted something asking for warez sites [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread [ ] You started an off-topic thread [X] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message [ ] You haven't learned the difference between E-mail and newsgroups [ ] You posted a blatently obvious troll [ ] You posted pretending to be someone famous (See "troll" above) [ ] You replied to the above message type believing it was actually someone famous [ ] You said "me too" to something [ ] You suck [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks [ ] You posted a lame-sex ad [ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme and claimed it was legal [ ] I think you might be a fed [X] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you cool [ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed anyway To Repent, You Must: [X] Stop masturbating for a week [X] Give up your AOL account [X] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it [X] Tell your Mommy you've been a bad boy [X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor [X] Actually post something relevant [X] Read the FAQ [X] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month In Closing, I'd Like to Say: [ ] Blow me [ ] Get a life [X] Never post again [ ] Age 10 more years before you post again [ ] I pity your dog [ ] Go to hell [ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc... [ ] Take your s**t somewhere else [ ] Get f**ked, you pathetic loser [X] Learn to post or f**k off [ ] All of the above *END OF FORM* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 Originally posted by SPY_jmr1 first off, when flaming, please use this handy form. it really cuts down on the mods workload. ty. *** FLAME FORM *** Dear: [ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Lamer [ ] AOLer [ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek [ ] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis [ ] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] Scientologist [ ] Scammer [ ] Dumbass [ ] Pre-teen You Are Being Flamed Because: [ ] You posted MODs in pieces LESS than 5000 lines [ ] You posted something asking for warez sites [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread [ ] You started an off-topic thread [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message [ ] You haven't learned the difference between E-mail and newsgroups [ ] You posted a blatently obvious troll [ ] You posted pretending to be someone famous (See "troll" above) [ ] You replied to the above message type believing it was actually someone famous [ ] You said "me too" to something [ ] You suck [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks [ ] You posted a lame-sex ad [ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme and claimed it was legal [ ] I think you might be a fed [ ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you cool [ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed anyway To Repent, You Must: [ ] Stop masturbating for a week [ ] Give up your AOL account [ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it [ ] Tell your Mommy you've been a bad boy [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor [ ] Actually post something relevant [ ] Read the FAQ [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month In Closing, I'd Like to Say: [ ] Blow me [ ] Get a life [ ] Never post again [ ] Age 10 more years before you post again [ ] I pity your dog [ ] Go to hell [ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc... [ ] Take your s**t somewhere else [ ] Get f**ked, you pathetic loser [ ] Learn to post or f**k off [ ] All of the above *END OF FORM* as you can see, this is going to be VERY handy when trolls come rolling around. or tyrion. hard to say. please use it when needed OR whenever you feal like it:D btw, its a damn joke!!! It seems like I am always at the butt end of the jokes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 This is what happens ladies and gentlemen, when an overworked mod becomes burned out. I propose that starting Sunday September 29 through Saturday October 5 is National, "Be Nice To Mods Week". No one shall flame, harrass, link any bad stuff, or break any of the rules set forth by the administration. Instead, we must say nice things about the Mods. I will post the official thread at a later date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorganfloss Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 *** FLAME FORM *** Dear: [ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Lamer [ ] AOLer [ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek [ ] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis [ ] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] Scientologist [ ] Scammer [X] Dumbass [ ] Pre-teen You Are Being Flamed Because: [ ] You posted MODs in pieces LESS than 5000 lines [ ] You posted something asking for warez sites [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread [ ] You started an off-topic thread [X] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message [ ] You haven't learned the difference between E-mail and newsgroups [ ] You posted a blatently obvious troll [ ] You posted pretending to be someone famous (See "troll" above) [ ] You replied to the above message type believing it was actually someone famous [ ] You said "me too" to something [ ] You suck [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks [X] You posted a lame-sex ad [ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme and claimed it was legal [ ] I think you might be a fed [ ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you cool [ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed anyway To Repent, You Must: [X] Stop masturbating for a week [ ] Give up your AOL account [ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it [ ] Tell your Mommy you've been a bad boy [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor [ ] Actually post something relevant [ ] Read the FAQ [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month In Closing, I'd Like to Say: [ ] Blow me [ ] Get a life [ ] Never post again [ ] Age 10 more years before you post again [ ] I pity your dog [ ] Go to hell [ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc... [ ] Take your s**t somewhere else [X] Get f**ked, you pathetic loser [ ] Learn to post or f**k off [ ] All of the above Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cal_da_Darth Posted September 25, 2002 Share Posted September 25, 2002 who cares...god, it's the internet get a life. now go ahead flame away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted September 25, 2002 Share Posted September 25, 2002 Originally posted by Cal_da_Darth who cares...god, it's the internet get a life. now go ahead flame away *ahem* Dear: [X] Clueless Newbie [X] Lamer [ ] AOLer [ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek [ ] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis [ ] Fed [X] Freak [ ] Scientologist [ ] Scammer [ ] Dumbass [ ] Pre-teen You Are Being Flamed Because: [ ] You posted MODs in pieces LESS than 5000 lines [ ] You posted something asking for warez sites [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread [ ] You started an off-topic thread [X] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message [ ] You haven't learned the difference between E-mail and newsgroups [ ] You posted a blatently obvious troll [ ] You posted pretending to be someone famous (See "troll" above) [ ] You replied to the above message type believing it was actually someone famous [ ] You said "me too" to something [X] You suck [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks [ ] You posted a lame-sex ad [ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme and claimed it was legal [ ] I think you might be a fed [ ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you cool [X] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed anyway To Repent, You Must: [ ] Stop masturbating for a week [ ] Give up your AOL account [X] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it [X] Tell your Mommy you've been a bad boy [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor [ ] Actually post something relevant [ ] Read the FAQ [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month [X] Force yourself to watch male goat porn In Closing, I'd Like to Say: [X] Blow me [X] Get a life [ ] Never post again [ ] Age 10 more years before you post again [ ] I pity your dog [ ] Go to hell [ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc... [X] Take your s**t somewhere else [ ] Get f**ked, you pathetic loser [X] Learn to post or f**k off [ ] All of the above Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyth'emos Posted September 25, 2002 Share Posted September 25, 2002 Originally posted by Tyrion *stuff I prefer this to flamne forms. 66 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taos Posted September 25, 2002 Share Posted September 25, 2002 Good idea Darth Groovy!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted September 25, 2002 Share Posted September 25, 2002 Originally posted by Leemu Taos Good idea Darth Groovy!!!! Ok that's one! Anyone else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Darth Groovy Posted September 25, 2002 Share Posted September 25, 2002 Originally posted by XERXES gay Does that mean we can count you in too then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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