XERXES Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 before anything, if your too lazy to read it i dont wana hear about how "its too long" It has occured to me that when girls live together, their cycles seem to become sychronized. Tomorrow is the big history test that the entire dorm will be taking, needless to say there are study groups going on. I participated in one a little this afternoon. However all the girls that I talked to today seemed bitchy. Example one: During geology this morning I kindly asked a girl from my dorm if she had the notes from monday because I accidentally slept through class due to the power going out and our alarm not going off. Almost instantly she told me "no you should have come to class, I believe the notes are online.." Example two: My peer mentor does not show up for her meeting with our group today to discuss our camping trip. Later on I called her room to ask why she was not there and if we should meet on our own time to discuss this. Her response was something like "no I have to be there sorry, I will get this taken care of." Example three: During my first study group before lunch almost every time I proposed a question concerning the topic a girl would give me (and other guys) a smart-ass answer. Example four: I try to organize a study group later on tonight, all the guys I talked to are cool with it. Yet all but one of the girls i asked said something along the lines of "no I am way to busy doing something else......yea im studying for the test also so dont bother me" Example five: I ask a specific girl if she would like to go to eat supper with me (usually we eat supper about every other night together) She turns me down in a bitchy way. "No I cant, im too busy studying, shouldnt you be studying too?" She didnt even ask for a goodnight hug like she usually does In conclusion I believe that when girls live together, their cycles will start to become sychronized. Thus the entire second floor is bitchy And to make matters worse, I heard its national BJ day and I believe some girls are pissed about that too, however others are quite tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnlyOneCanoli Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 This is not a new theory at all. But did you know that less than 10% of women actually suffer from PMS? Men actually go through the same monthly cycles and when asked the same questions, respond in the same way women do while in "PMS." Of course, minus the menstruation and such. Or so my psychology book says. So I'm thinking women use it as an excuse, or have preconceptualized ideas that they are allowed to be or are supposed to be particularly bitchy at that time of the month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 Maybe you could, you know, ask a girl about this, instead of trying to psychoanalyze the gender as a whole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerfYoda Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 National BJ day? When did this happen?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorganfloss Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 10 minutes ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 This is a study made by the same person who mentions "the word of day is legs, let's get together and spread the word", and posts obviously photoshop enhanced pictures depicting African Americans holding oversized chicken legs and signs that support your interpritation of the way you think they speak. If you want these women to be more polite to you, perhaps you should try compasion and avoid using catch phrases like "National BJ Day" . In your case, letting your true colors show through is your biggest downfall. Warm Regards, Groovy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted October 3, 2002 Author Share Posted October 3, 2002 using my saying of "warm regards" is real original. Are you guys hard headed or something, I went out and made observations and analyzed my observations and drew a conclusion. And I have talked to some girls and they do back up my theory. OF COURSE ITS PHOTOSHOPPED and i did not make the image, it was from another board. I thought it was somewhat funny and tried to share teh funny, but you guys couldnt find teh funny and i heard national BJ day from a girl to be exact perhaps it was just to give me one whatever it was, i got one and im a happy man. In no way do i act like this around my fellow girls, dont tell me about said "compassion" I guess ill quit posting funny things here =/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerfYoda Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 Originally posted by Darth Groovy This is a study made by the same person who mentions "the word of day is legs, let's get together and spread the word", and posts obviously photoshop enhanced pictures depicting African Americans holding oversized chicken legs and signs that support your interpritation of the way you think they speak. If you want these women to be more polite to you, perhaps you should try compasion and avoid using catch phrases like "National BJ Day" . In your case, letting your true colors show through is your biggest downfall. Warm Regards, Groovy Damn... owned?? Go Groovy go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted October 3, 2002 Author Share Posted October 3, 2002 Originally posted by NerfYoda Damn... owned?? Go Groovy go! i counter owned him. besides many of his accusations and assumptions are incorrect. he also didnt pick up onthe sarcasm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 Here is some funny: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taos Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 I agree with Darth Groovy.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Truthful Liar Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 Darth Homer, quit it with the spam please. I believe that you do know better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 geez, I'm siding w/ Xerxes...no funny allowed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Truthful Liar Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 Just warning beforehand, don't go overboard with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 Just do what my husband does around 'time of the month': Run, run for your life and don't look back! Why don't you boys just stop trying to figure out girls, you never will, and we gave up trying to understand u lot a long time ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfnshannon Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 Its funny to me how you and most guys automatically jump to conclusion of PMS and cycles when girls don't give you the answer you want to hear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted October 3, 2002 Author Share Posted October 3, 2002 its funny how nobody detected my sarcasm. Maybe next time i should put [/sarcasm mode off] at the end so you can figure it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kstar__2 Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 i really don't get you all (and yes, i do know about cycles) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 Enough of this now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted October 3, 2002 Author Share Posted October 3, 2002 Originally posted by Darth Groovy Enough of this now. are you trying to say its above your head? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 No but you are out of line again. If you want poeple to take you seriously stop behaving like a jackass. Regards, Groovy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted October 3, 2002 Author Share Posted October 3, 2002 Groovy, this was not meant to me taken seriously, it was all a sarcastic joke. Dont take it seriously ok? Lighten up a lil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Truthful Liar Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 I think Groovy could cool it a tad and you could definetly grow up. And the both of you could certainly use more similes in your posts, especially if you want to show that you're kidding around abit and being lighthearted about the whole situation. :D *glomps Darth* ^________^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yom Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 ok i am sorry to say BUT STOPWITH THE GAL STUFF!!! i mean look if u nees gal advise talk to one and get the info from someone who knows better then a man dose. and i know this is the swamp and we are free to say what we whant and well sorry for posting this. but i had to say somthing. bluebarriy wallfuls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted October 3, 2002 Author Share Posted October 3, 2002 Originally posted by Yom ok i am sorry to say BUT STOPWITH THE GAL STUFF!!! i mean look if u nees gal advise talk to one and get the info from someone who knows better then a man dose. and i know this is the swamp and we are free to say what we whant and well sorry for posting this. but i had to say somthing. bluebarriy wallfuls dude this isnt serious, although it sounded serious =/ It was somewhat a parody of the other gal threads, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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