Skate Boy Posted November 7, 2002 Posted November 7, 2002 I'm offended that I'm not in it. Now I'll leave LF for good. j/k Very good I like it!
Elijah Posted November 7, 2002 Posted November 7, 2002 Originally posted by PhantomHelix who was jedi2k2 anyway? I Know who Jedi220 is... good fellow, but Jedi2k2?
PhantomHelix Posted November 7, 2002 Posted November 7, 2002 awww.....cmon, auntie pad!i mean, uncle pad! plz? i hate being ignorant! PLZ?
C'jais Posted November 7, 2002 Posted November 7, 2002 Originally posted by PhantomHelix awww.....cmon, auntie pad! ROFLMFAO!!!! Jedi2k2 was.... The Thing Man was not meant to know....
PhantomHelix Posted November 7, 2002 Posted November 7, 2002 plz uncle cjais! plz! im beggin you guys, i really wanna kno. was this guy as bad as the troll we had about 2-3 weeks ago?
C'jais Posted November 7, 2002 Posted November 7, 2002 Originally posted by PhantomHelix plz uncle cjais! plz! im beggin you guys, i really wanna kno. was this guy as bad as the troll we had about 2-3 weeks ago? Jedi2k2 was.... unfathomable for mortal minds.... to be without understanding is to be inexistant.
Tyrion Posted November 8, 2002 Author Posted November 8, 2002 *in some random forest* Tyrion: I love the smell of pine! ahhhh Darky: Are we gonna meet the elves? huh? huh? huh? Tyrion: Maybe..if they dont kill you first Rhett: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Tyrion: Rhett,you do know that you scream alot for a man? Rhett: I aint man,I AM YO-DA-MAN! Tyrion: .....you scare me... *later on* LeXX: wahahahaha! I got you fools in my trap! Tyrion: huh? LeXX: This is the forest of Lexxordel! elves,come out! *small elves with bows come out* Rhett: WAHHHHH! Tyrion: Before you guys kill me,can I please stab Rhett???? LeXX: I suppose... Jedi220: I hate elves! *LeXX shoots a arrow at Jedi220* Tyrion: Hey that's not part of the script! Lexx: You wanna be next? Tyrion: Ya feel lucky? *Lexx shoots arrow at Tyrion* *Arrow flings off of Tyrion* Tyrion: Aha! Your arrow couldnt puncture me! For I have a anagontist force field! LeXX: I need to make my own story to get one of those... LeXX: Wait,if you cant die, then why dont you just bullrush to Mt. Spam? Tyrion: My force field doesnt protect idiots. LeXX: Then why does- Tyrion: No cliches,damnit! LeXX: This could go on forever Tyrion: Were the hell are we going anyway? LeXX: To the matrix! Tyrion: But that isnt in this parady. LeXX: So? Tyrion: ..... Tyrion: Do I get any good stuff from going? LeXX: Um...you get a barney-summon thingy. Tyrion: ooh that'd kill anyone. LeXX: God this conversation died a looong time ago. Tyrion: It's like the swamp- it wont die. Groovy: There it is,Lexxordel! *Enters Lexxordel* Tyrion: Well,what is the bird bath for? LeXX: Looking into to see the future. Tyrion: Ah I see. Didnt know bird crap could do that. *looks into the furture* Tyrion: I see paris...I see france..I see obi's underpants...... LeXX: Maybe he did live? Tyrion: Oh gawd no... LeXX: Why do you say gawd instead of god? And since you are an Anagontist,why would you even say god/gawd. Tyrion: I didnt remember making you THAT anal.. *LeXX grins bigly* Tyrion: Well I see a big battle..with a big horde of spam-hai and thier big spam troll...and someone...dieing... Dun Dun Dun!
Wes Marrakesh Posted November 8, 2002 Posted November 8, 2002 :rofl: !!!! Reading it aloud makes it even better!
Guest Jed Posted November 8, 2002 Posted November 8, 2002 I get killed? Thanks....well at least it's by someone honorable like leXX. Originally posted by ZDawg I Know who Jedi220 is... good fellow Aww...thanks buddy!
Tyrion Posted November 8, 2002 Author Posted November 8, 2002 Originally posted by Jedi220 I get killed? Thanks....well at least it's by someone honorable like leXX. Ahhh... I said you were hit by an arrow. Not dead,specifically.
Guest Jed Posted November 8, 2002 Posted November 8, 2002 Well, I just sorta thought I was dead cuz I didn't say anything for the rest of the story.... o.O
Tyrion Posted November 8, 2002 Author Posted November 8, 2002 Check back to the end of the second segment. Finally found the picture for it.
SettingShadow Posted November 8, 2002 Posted November 8, 2002 Continue with these stories, theyre so good
ondrahosek Posted November 8, 2002 Posted November 8, 2002 ! I will make a parody of the Matrix. This might be the cast: me - Neo leXX - Trinity (I will eliminate all the kissing scenes) Darky - Morpheus Groovy - Dozer cjais - Tank Tyrion - The Oracle Padanime - Agent Smith ZDawg - Spoon Boy Will make own thread after writing!
Tyrion Posted November 8, 2002 Author Posted November 8, 2002 *At that river before the two king statues* LeXX: So we are here becuase..? Groovy: Becuase I like fishing! LeXX: We are on a mission though. Time is of the essence! Groovy: So? No silly little "ping" is gonna stop my fishin! LeXX: Oh really..? Groovy: Yeah! Tyrion: Um...groovy...this is my story, I think I have been very lenient in letting you saying anything. And I dont want this to turn into "fishing with mr. groovy".Ok? Groovy: Ooooh fish! Tyrion: Must keep the oath, must keep the oath... Groovy: What oath? Tyrion: The oath that I shouldnt kill anyone in the Fellowship. Groovy: Where did you take it? Tyrion: Oh I had to declare it before I could sleep with that sexy elven prie-nothing. Groovy: ? Tyrion: Nothing,damnit! Groovy: *sniff* You yelled at me! Tyrion:...it wasnt that good anyway,so... *Tyrion grabs a large trout and smacks Groovy's head over and over* Tyrion: WAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Groovy: Stop..it...please...ow.. Tyrion: Neva! Jedi220: Anyone else notice that our pingbearer is a little..insane? Reb: "little insane" is the biggest understatement you'll ever make. Jedi220: Figures. Boba Rhett: So um...anyone want to have some Jawa juice? *Everyone sails their boat away from Rhett's* Boba Rhett: *sniff* Tyrion: WAHAHAHAHA! This is soooooo much fun! Groovy: Goddamnit! James Bond mode on! *Groovy shoots at Tyrion* Tyrion: You must have think that I have forgotten my anagontist forcefield,hmm? *Bullet goes through Tyrion* Tyrion: Damnit..I did... *Tyrion has died* PLEASE RELOAD TO THE LAST SAVE. THANK YOU.
SettingShadow Posted November 8, 2002 Posted November 8, 2002 If you continue like this Tyrion tour home will be full of Bouncers *hand over even more to Tyrion*
Hekx Posted November 8, 2002 Posted November 8, 2002 Originally posted by ondrahosek ! I will make a parody of the Matrix. This might be the cast: me - Neo leXX - Trinity (I will eliminate all the kissing scenes) Darky - Morpheus Groovy - Dozer cjais - Tank Tyrion - The Oracle Padanime - Agent Smith ZDawg - Spoon Boy Will make own thread after writing! Sounds good Can I have a part?
Tyrion Posted January 30, 2003 Author Posted January 30, 2003 I need to bump this for future reference. I'm starting the Two Towers Parady right now.
Elessar-Eärfalas Posted January 30, 2003 Posted January 30, 2003 hah nice, will i be recieving a part?
leXX Posted January 30, 2003 Posted January 30, 2003 lol, can't believe I didn't read this thread till now. Great stuff!!
SmartDragon Posted January 30, 2003 Posted January 30, 2003 This is brill and the Lord of the Pings take two is also ensipired. thank you very much for the laughs:laughing:
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