Lynk Former Posted February 10, 2003 Share Posted February 10, 2003 *walks in and walks around the bar fight to the bar.* I'll have a beer thanks... *barman ducks as a chair almost hits him then gets the beer* Thanx *Lynk walks over to Wraithy and Lexx, chair, bottles and people flying past him all missing, he sits down with 'em* So what's going on in here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckcsaber Posted February 10, 2003 Share Posted February 10, 2003 Ckcsaber wakes up, rubbing the bump on his head. He sees the broken dodger bat lying on the ground. Infuriated he goes to the corner and takes out a cage. Inside there is a screaming monkey. He laughs manically to himself as he opens the cage door to release the “RABID RALLY MONKEY.” With a screech the monkey jumps out and viciously mauls ratmjedi, who is now poisoned. Ratmjedi is unconscious until someone gives him the antidote and says the magic words “Angels are the kings of California” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Zaius Posted February 10, 2003 Author Share Posted February 10, 2003 bah, just forget it, ill haunt somebody else *begins to haunt leXX* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wraith 8 Posted February 10, 2003 Share Posted February 10, 2003 *looks at Lynk* oh.. your usual bar fight. How's that drink Lexx? want another? *dodges beer can * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tie Guy Posted February 10, 2003 Share Posted February 10, 2003 You mods are no fun! I take out a highpowered disrupter rfile and turn the Rabid Rally Monkey into a smoldering pile of carbon. *Rally Monkey is out permenantly** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Zaius Posted February 10, 2003 Author Share Posted February 10, 2003 * now haunts Wraith 8* boo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katarn07 Posted February 10, 2003 Share Posted February 10, 2003 Katarn's ashes reform to his normal self, he runs to a pay phone. "Yes, operator? Could you get me the ghost busters? Yeah, I'll wait." The 4 men run in and capture Darth Zaius. Katarn gets onto a table and points at the trapped ghost and does in his best Nelson voice, "Ha ha!" Bashes beer bottle against bar, but it doesnt break. Goes to pool room and returns weilding duel pool sticks and yells in his best Ace Ventura voice, "Alrighty then!" Whacks Tie Guy in head a few times, kicks him out in the back alley, and does Dr. Evil laugh again. Darth Zaius is out until Ghostbusters 3 comes out. Tie Guy is out for 5 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckcsaber Posted February 10, 2003 Share Posted February 10, 2003 "Rally Monkey, Nooooo...!' cries ckcsaber. Hastily he hips out his Anaheim Angel Thunderstix, and begins wacking Katarn07 over the head. When he sees this is not doing anything, he calls Troy Glaus over to the bar and whack Katarn07 in the back of the head. Katarn07 is knocked out for 6 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted February 10, 2003 Share Posted February 10, 2003 *The counter spells Rhett casts before all fights take effect and restore Rhett's body* *wipes blood away from lip, reholsters yoink stick and with a fire in his eyes he walks up behind Zbomber just as he's turning around to face Rhett* *Zbomber wets himself* *before Zbomber can do anything else Rhett grabs him by the neck with one hand and raises him off the ground* *Rhett brings Zbomber face to face with him* *He stares soberly into Zbomber's now, "frightened kitten" like face then with one mighty squeeze, pops Z's head clean off and lets his body drop to the ground* *Rhett then turns to face the group* Next? *Flexes upper body and makes shirt fly off* Zbomber is down for 6 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Zaius Posted February 10, 2003 Author Share Posted February 10, 2003 *an angry voice is heard from a distant vaccume cleaner* I`ll get you next time Katarn07!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daring dueler Posted February 10, 2003 Share Posted February 10, 2003 i run in grab a botlte of blue beer:p ...........................3 hours later.......hickup....hickup........you dont.....know....me! falls down the stairs katarn07 runs up pokes me does his doctor evil laugh and runs away.......i die 3 hours later on the same stairs after being puked on and defiled....numerous times!.......owwww. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted February 10, 2003 Share Posted February 10, 2003 *Zbomber's head knocks leXX's drink out of her hand* *leXX stands up angrily* What the? Right, no more Mrs nice Mod, who wants some? *Wraith8 and Lynk stand up behind leXX* Wraith8: Don't worry leXX, we got your back! *leXX runs into the crowd swinging her sword randomly dismembering heads as she goes, Tie Guy's head is first to go * Tie Guy is down for 5 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckcsaber Posted February 10, 2003 Share Posted February 10, 2003 ckcsaber, looking up, sees an angry leXX swinging her sword viciously with Lynk and Wraith guarding her back. He quickly buys a can of Coca Cola, and jumps up from his bar stool. He then runs to a vending machine and buys a bag of pop rocks, shakes up the soda, and creates a mini grenade. "ckcsaber owns this bar!" he shouts manically as he throws the soda into the bar. The explosion rips thruout the once pleasent tavern ckcsaber himself is knocked out by the explosion as is leXX,Lynk, and Wraith8 for 3 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katarn07 Posted February 10, 2003 Share Posted February 10, 2003 Well, I guess that's a bit to hard on ya Zaius... I guess you can come back after this post. "Turns to all who oppose ckcsaber and Tie Guy and their moderator brutality, "We can't let this happen! Right?" Drunks shout out, "No!" "Without them, there would be no order and sensless Spam! Right!" "Yeah!" "So we must avenge their deaths and defend them! Are you with me?! Yea or Neh!?" Drunks gasp to shout out answer. Lead drunk furrows his brow, "Which one means yes?" Katarn mutters underbreath, "Yea." Drunks pick up varying weapons and scream, "Yea!!!!!" Katarn07 leads his new army of drunks against ckcsaber. He removes a fire extiguisher from the wall and sprays it into ckcsaber's eyes and takes a ballpoint pen and sticks it into ckcsaber's chest. Puts pinky to lip and does Dr Evil laugh, "Muhahaha. Muhahahaha. Muhahaha." ckcsaber is out for 3 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted February 10, 2003 Share Posted February 10, 2003 *Walks in and orders a beer* *sits on bar stool and watches fights* *drinks beer* *finishes beer* *shrugs and walks over body on floor, and goes around a couple of people fighting* *goes back to the swamp* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tie Guy Posted February 10, 2003 Share Posted February 10, 2003 A cop comes into the room and pulls out his gun. "Alright! The neighbors called and i'm here to bust this place up! Breathalizers test for all of you!" *everyone under 21 that has had a drink in this thread is out for 2 posts - You know who you are * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katarn07 Posted February 10, 2003 Share Posted February 10, 2003 *cuffed and led out* "Honest I didn't have a drink! I just torched a guy, clubbed one in the head with some pool sticks, stabbed one in the heart, and led a bunch of drunks against the anti-Mods!" Chief Wiggum, "Oh boy. You have no idea how many I have heard that one... I wonder if they sell donuts here?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 *Lynk unsheaths his sword and looks over to Wraithy* Whenever you're ready buddy. *suddenly Mr. Weasel walks into the topic* ... *every1 stops and turns around to face Mr. Weasel who grins at them all showing his sharp deadly teeth* ... uh-oh *EVERY1 RUNS OUT OF THE BAR* *Mr. Weasel shrugs then walks back out* that alwayz happens... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tie Guy Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 I pull out my lightsaber, slice Lynk's sword in half, then cut off all his appendages. "We'll call it a draw." *Lynk is out until he can find his way to a suitable prosthetics center.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 *watches as Tie Guy cuts off Katarn07's limbs* someone should tell him which one I am... ah wells. *puts away his sword and goes back to enjoying his beer* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckcsaber Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 ckcsaber pulls the pen jammed into his eye. "For some reason, I thought that would be painfull" he mutters. Tiredly he picks himself off the floor and rescues Katarn07 from Chief Wiggum....and begins to smack him around. Katarn07 is out for 3 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wraith 8 Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 *Wraith sees Lexx wield her sword like a maniac* you know you should really try and control your anger *takes out his 2 lightsabers. one orange and one blue. and joins the fight. then he accidentally cuts off Mr. weasels tail.* uh oh.... IM SO DEAD! *runs out of thread* Wraith 8 is out untill he shakes off Mr. Weasel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daring dueler Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 daring dueler runs in carrying a picture of katarn07's body trips falls the picture flies out of hand and slits tie guys neck he trips and lands on ckcsaber makin him fall on to a cup of beer the beeer instantly enters his system and he turns into a beer bug that zbobmber steps on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 Mr. Weasel: squeek!? *Mr. Weasel's tail grows back* Mr. Weasel: GRRRRRRRRAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!! *Mr. Weasel grabs onto Wraithy's ankle and starts ripping into him* Lynk: Son of a...!! *Lynk runs after Wraithy* Lynk: YOU BASTARD!! *catches up with Wraithy, punches him in the guts, Wraithy falls to the ground holding his stomach* Lynk: Let's go. I'm sick of all of this... *Lynk and Mr. Weasel leave's the topic* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katarn07 Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 Katarn07 looks to the stunned ckcsaber and Tie Guy daring dueler forgot to distguish how long they were out for, so he takes out a screw driver, undoes all screw holding up the rack of cups over the bar, and lets the glasses fall onto his bar-nemesis. ckcsaber and Tie Guy are out for 6 posts. *Puts pinky to lip and does Dr. Evil laugh.* The real Dr. Evil comes in with Mini-Me and Mr. Bigglsworth, and has Random Task hit him in the head with his shoe. Katarn07 is out for 2 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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