topshot Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 *Resurrects himself from the dead and looks to Darth Zaius.* You've got to be joking! Though, like you said, too bad you have to die. *Charges Zaius and slices him in two.* Zaius is out for 1 post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_PerfectAgent_ Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 *Does to topshot so hard, that his cheek breaks. * topshot is out for two posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 *jumps on a ewok glider and flies over perfectagent... Then drops bowling balls in his head* "STRIKE!" [_PerfectAgent_ is out for 2] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 *Feeds MMMPIE!!!! to a hungry creature* MMMPIE!!! is digested for 3 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MennoniteHobbit Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 mennonite super-jumps onto MMMPIE!!!'s ewok glider, which MMMPIE!!! abandoned. [MMMPIE!!! can never use his Ewok glider again.] As mennonite is a science whiz and genius, he invokes the Force to create an acid that has a pH of 0.2, which is so acidic that it could melt adamantium in a second. mennonite then pours a single drop of the acid, which I call SuperAcid, onto |GG| Crow_Nest's head. [Crow_nest's hair and skin is melting off for two (2)posts] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_PerfectAgent_ Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 *Shoots a hole into the glider Mennonite stole as he never got off.* Mennonite is falling for two posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 *summons a Coopa Troopa & slams it down onto PerfectAgent* PerfectAgent is a green blob on the sidewalk for 2 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 *Uses the energy from the Chaos Emerald to smite Homer with a Chaos Spear attack.* Darth Homer is stunned for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabbas WhOr3 Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 **Me being an innocent bystander is caught in the crossfire and beheaded** Jabba is dead forever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 Agh! I've taken the life of an innocent child! These hands of mine are soiled with the blood of a little lamb! Agh! *Jumps off a cliff and lands face first through a spike.* I'm dead for 3 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 *runs to get a battering ram, just to discovers that the only ram he can come up with is filled with flesh-eating maggots... Starts hurling maggots at PerfectAgent* [PerfectAgent has no flesh for 2 posts] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MennoniteHobbit Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 *mennonite sprays himself with bug spray as to prevent perfectAgent's maggots from hurting me. *mennonite recovers from his glider fall, more determined than ever. mennonite gives MMMPIE!!! a pie full of bees. MMMPIE!!!: Thanks! Awesome! MMMPIE!!! is out for one [1] post because of bees stinging his innards mennonite sees Darth Homer, and decides to assist him. He then gives him rubber, as it is immune to electric shocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 *Thanks Mennonite for the rubber, but accidently pushes him over the cliff onto topshot* Mennonite is dead for 2 posts SORRY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 *Possesses Darth Homer and shoots himself.* Darth Homer is dead for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 *topshot turns and sees Kain standing there* *Kain lifts him by the throat and snaps it* topshot is dead for 2 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_PerfectAgent_ Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 *Slams Kain with a computer keyboard.* Kain is down for one post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joetheeskimo Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 *Grabs the keyboard and hits CTRL + Alt + Delete, therefore shutting down perfect agent's brain.* Perfect agent is out for 2 posts trying to re-activate his brain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 *gets out a cell phone and holds it to Joetheeskimos ear... MOHAHAHA! then it rings and joe gets the dangerous rays into his brain!* [joe is out with cancer for one post] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 *Chucks an Iron Maiden album towards MMMPIE!!! as if it were a shuriken throwing knife.* [MMMPIE!!! is busy trying to remove the disk from his chest for 2 posts.] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegietto Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Vegietto blocks the album and throws it back at topshot hitting him in the head making him unconcious (Topshot out for five posts) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MennoniteHobbit Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 *mennonite observes that this is supposed to be a bar fight, which should take place in a bar. *mennonite gives everyone bait and lures them back into the bar, except PerfectAgent. *mennonite steals one of the pictures from the album that topshot and vegietto were using. *mennonite tosses it like a frisby right at vegietto. [vegietto is choking from an enormous paper cut for three [3] posts] I know, don't paper cuts hurt like heck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted December 19, 2003 Share Posted December 19, 2003 *grabs Mennonite by the neck, saying "DO.NOT.DISS.MAIDEN!". he then chucks a screwdriver into mennonites cheek and screws out his tongue...* [MennoniteHobbit is out for 2 posts trying to find his tongue...] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted December 19, 2003 Share Posted December 19, 2003 *Homer pulls out a weird looking machine from his sub-space pocket. He then grabs MMMPIE and stuffs him into a small compartment & turns the machine on.* *MMMPIE is digitized & placed into the middle of the Normandy Invasion form Medal of Honor.* MMPIE is riddled w/ bullets from a machine gun nest & dead for 2 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wilson Posted December 24, 2003 Share Posted December 24, 2003 press a huge button captain wilson then beheads darth homer who becomes out for 3 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted December 24, 2003 Share Posted December 24, 2003 *tears out Wilson's spine, then proceeds to beat him with it* *then Mennonite tries to get the jump on Kain, but gets choked to death with Wilson's spine* Captain Wilson and MennoniteHobbit are dead for 2 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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