leXX Posted February 18, 2003 Share Posted February 18, 2003 *leans back on chair, feet on bar, cigarette in mouth, southern comfort in hand* hahahahahahahahaha Come on guys, let's not get all serious eh? Last thing I wanna do is close this thread because someone can't take a joke. Rule of thumb... take nothing seriously in this thread or do not take part, capish?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mex Posted February 18, 2003 Share Posted February 18, 2003 This isnt funny. *Punches leXX* leXX is out for 6 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted February 18, 2003 Share Posted February 18, 2003 *looks around, sees Ratmjedi's ghost* For some reason, I feel the need to say, "Angels are the kings of California" *Ratmjedi comes back to life* Whoa! Cool! *Pats Ratmjedi on the back and he falls into long shaft in center of room.* OOH! Sorry! Must not have been strong enough to stand since he's been dead so long.... Ratmjedi is down until someone raises his corpse from the shaft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mex Posted February 18, 2003 Share Posted February 18, 2003 *Lowers rope down hole and pulls Ratmjedi up* Heh.. There you are mate, safe and sound. *Starts to sing and windows crack making Darth Homer go deaf for 5 posts* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted February 18, 2003 Share Posted February 18, 2003 *stops bleeding ears* Hello? Is anyone there?!?!? HELLO??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katarn07 Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 Katarn07 takes Ratmjedi out of shaft, "Like Rage do we?" Goes to jukebox turns it on, and puts Rage Against the Machine on. Does really dumb, girrly dance, "Let's jam!!!" Everyone kills Katarn07. Katarn07 is out for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 $am throws a knife at the chandelier and it falls on Darth homer. Darth homer is out for two posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratmjedi Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 Thanks guys. I was starting to think that you guys didn't care about me anymore. *Wipes tear* I love you guy's *Hug's everyone that is in the bar* So who is on for a game of limbo? *Put's on limbo music and get's a stick* Let's begin shall we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nova_wolf Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 *Leaves Fury's now blood sodden corpse and reinhabits his own puke ridden corpse* Cheers Darth Homer! *Limbo... fun to be had here!* Can I marshall it? *Ratmjedi sees no problem, so gets ready to play* [EVIL]Swaps pole for lightsaber[/EVIL] Musics on - go Ratm, go! *Ratmjedi goes for it, and succeeds* DOH!... [EVIL]Puts lightsaber down a level[/EVIL] Musics back - show us what your made of Ratm! *Ratmjedi goes for it, and succeeds again* DAMN!... [EVIL]Puts lightsaber on the lowest rungs[/EVIL] Come Ratm - this one for a nice surprise... *Ratmjedi goes for it. Jnoits creek, knees snap, but he makes it under.* GOD DAMN IT! If you want something done right, do it yourself. *Picks up lightsaber and impales the jointless Ratm where he lays.* Ahh - feel MUCH better now! Ratmjedi out for 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Zaius Posted February 19, 2003 Author Share Posted February 19, 2003 *wakes up from inactivity at the bar counter with beer bottles and peanut shells around him and finds lexx`s hand in his pants* woah! *Lexx wakes up angerly and pulls out a blaster and fires, as she does this Darth Zaius uses force speed and raises his turned on lightsaber on the floor and does the jedi (well sith in my case) death trick and he and his lightsaber vanishes as his robe slowly falls to the ground* *Darth Zaius is in Ghost form untill leXX calms down, possesses somebody or comes back to life* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 *pulls knife out of chest* OW! Geez...that wasn't nice....who threw that? *no answer* I really want to know right now! *crickets chirping* crap...*chucks knife aside, hitting $am right between the eyes* $am is down for 5 posts Homer is out for 2 posts while sitting in the bacta chamber getting the whole in his chest repaired Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hekx Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 *Throws a stick in the midst of the battle.* Sorry, I have no enthusiasm. *Uses Mind trick rendering himself invisible before hiding behind the bar, avoiding the conflict.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmartDragon Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 stands up but forgets that is now only wearing one shoe and so slides around the room on an icecube (which just happens to be where I stood up). Falls over and falls unconsious(sp). out for 2 remaining stileto flys across room and impails Hekx Noxu (who though invisible can still be hurt) in the chest. Hekx Noxu is out for 4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediNyt Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 JediNyt just walks in and has no idea wtf is going on. All he wanted was some Correlian ale. Darth Zaius throws a bottle at him and just misses. Nyt gets annoyed and mind tricks Zaius to hit himself in the head with a bar stool. Zaius is out cold for 3 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckcsaber Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 ckcsaber see's JediNyt being mean to Darth Zaius so he quickly bashes JediNyt over the head with a stick Hekx Noxu threw into the room. JediNyt is out for 4 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmartDragon Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 gets up and starts singing. this cracks every remaining piece of glass and deafens and disorientates ckcsaber, then hits ckcsaber with handbag until he fall to the floor. ckcsaber out for 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 *picks handbag off the floor* Hey, what you doing with my handbag? POLICE THIEF!!! *police crash through the bar doors and jump on SmartDragon* SmartDragon is down for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Zaius Posted February 20, 2003 Author Share Posted February 20, 2003 umm JediNyt, im already dead, see the post of me tuning into a ghost before you posted, i was not alive at the time that you used the mind trick on me, and anyways, im a ghost right now, I cant be hurt... man doesn`t anybody read what I post anymore:mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hekx Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 *Gets up from being impaled, and slowly heals himself with the Force.* Argh, my head. *Manipulates the Force and turns the ghost of Darth Zaius into a teletubby* *Goes to get a drink of Blue Dwarf from the Bar.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Zaius Posted February 20, 2003 Author Share Posted February 20, 2003 *Darth Zaius uses the force to change back to his original form* look man do not mess with me or else I shall do something everybody shall regret:holosid: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmartDragon Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 looks around for nova_wolf, he is not to be seen,so walks to bar and starts drinking Guiness from a plastic cup (draught so not affected by the glass braking). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katarn07 Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 "Hmmm." Katarn07 runs around in circles, "Look at me, I'm Emmy Dickensen!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediNyt Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 JediNyt wakes up and walks to the bar finally getting his Corellian ale. While taking a refreshing sip he casually clotheslines Katarn07 as he passes him while running around in circles like a fool. Kararn07 is out for 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 $am pulls the knife out of his head and sets it on the ground then pours tacs allover the floor and hides under a barstool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hekx Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 *Hekx accidently drunk poision, and passes out* He is out for 3 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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