Tyrion Posted April 3, 2003 Posted April 3, 2003 Ok, except the crab legs fill up the entire world, and everyone sufficates from the lack of air caused by the massive ammounts of crab-legs. I wish I could watch Monty Python...
BigTeddyPaul Posted April 3, 2003 Posted April 3, 2003 You get the ability to watch Monty Pthon but unfortunately you go deaf and there is no closed captions so you can get the rhetoirc. I wish my bagel had strawberry cream chesse as opposed to plain. BigTeddyPaul
Reborn Outcast Posted April 3, 2003 Posted April 3, 2003 You do but the strawberries were never washed so you get sick and throw up for ever and ever. I wish I had a girlfriend.
Tyrion Posted April 3, 2003 Posted April 3, 2003 Ok, but you end up marrying her and all your money you earn it on new dresses and stuff, and she cheats on you every weekend, but you cant do anything about it since she says it'll wreck your 15 children's hearts. I wish I could eat some nice delicious pie..
Reborn Outcast Posted April 3, 2003 Posted April 3, 2003 You can but it was the "American Pie." EEEWWWWW I wish I could go to Mars.
Darth Homer Posted April 3, 2003 Posted April 3, 2003 You go to Mars, but without a suit and die of exposure I wish I could kiss Jessica Alba
Acrylic Posted April 3, 2003 Posted April 3, 2003 But you turn out to be a character that dies within 5 seconds of the movie. I wish I had the best dorrknob in the world!
Pnut_Man Posted April 3, 2003 Posted April 3, 2003 You receive the best doorknob but it ends up costing you over 1 million dollars to install... I wish I was a strong force sensitive in the New Jedi Order Universe (Let's see what you EU fans whip up for me!)
TheHobGoblin Posted April 3, 2003 Posted April 3, 2003 You do but the Jedi Order is just a bunch of nerds who argue about GIFs I wish for a super Quicktime thats free and legal and works and is only 7ks and plays every type of sound file and is clickable, also very fast and plays music normally.
Kain Posted April 3, 2003 Posted April 3, 2003 No fair! Goblin didn't make a wish! I wish I had bullet time reactions like in Dead to Rights
TheHobGoblin Posted April 3, 2003 Posted April 3, 2003 I did. I'm just so quickalike. I was swoosh! and you missed and I was like all I'm so good and then everyone was like whoa. I'm drunk *goes to corner*
Acrylic Posted April 3, 2003 Posted April 3, 2003 Originally posted by TheHobGoblin I did. I'm just so quickalike. I was swoosh! and you missed and I was like all I'm so good and then everyone was like whoa. I'm drunk *goes to corner* But it turned out all you had to do was get drunk. I wish I had a Gibson Les Paul Guitar.
Mandalorian54 Posted April 3, 2003 Posted April 3, 2003 you get one but your so paranoid it's gonna break so you seal it off in a safe, and never get to play it. I wish no one will reply to this thread. (doesn't look like I'll get this wish:( )
git_sum_stuka Posted April 4, 2003 Posted April 4, 2003 no one will reply to this thread, they'll just make a new thread:D I wish I could be in the wondeful world of Final Fantasy 7
topshot Posted April 4, 2003 Posted April 4, 2003 Your wish is granted, except you get killed off by Sephiroth. I wish everyone would bow down to me as the ruler of the universe!
Acrylic Posted April 4, 2003 Posted April 4, 2003 They do, but John Wilkes Booth comes to the future, and kills you.....for no reason...he mistaked you for Abe Lincoln. I wish I had a pet monkey.
topshot Posted April 4, 2003 Posted April 4, 2003 And now you do, only except it looks like Barney the Dinosaur. I wish the world was at peace.
Jo Posted April 4, 2003 Posted April 4, 2003 granted...but thats after the war is over.. i wish i had a hot girl that likes me, a corvette, and that my wish cant be screw up
Tyrion Posted April 4, 2003 Posted April 4, 2003 Unfortunately, your wish is crap, so the Hot Girl is really a dumb blonde, and the corvette is really a picture of a corvette. I wish I could be spiderman.
ZBomber Posted April 4, 2003 Posted April 4, 2003 You are SPiderman, but when you turn into him, you were in a room full of guys who are shooting at you. And they have good aim. I wish I had a PS2
ET Warrior Posted April 4, 2003 Posted April 4, 2003 You get a PS2.........but when you try to turn it on it explodes, burning your face severely and giving you nasty scars I wish that the avs would have won last night.
BigTeddyPaul Posted April 4, 2003 Posted April 4, 2003 The avs did win last night. They won a first round mach-up with the Blues. I wish those burger joints would stop asking me if I wanted cheese on that for an extra 39 cents. BigTeddyPaul
topshot Posted April 4, 2003 Posted April 4, 2003 And so they do, except they start asking you if you want tomatoes on your burger for $99,000! I wish I had immortality.
Kain Posted April 4, 2003 Posted April 4, 2003 You're an immortal, but are in Highlander just as Duncan McCloud is about to hack your head off, and you have no time to react. I wish had the Soul Reaver(THEN YOU'D ALL BOW TO ME!!!)
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