gundark Posted April 4, 2003 Share Posted April 4, 2003 ok, who do you think would win Ash from Army of darkness or Darth vader? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taos Posted April 4, 2003 Share Posted April 4, 2003 Darth Vader....easily. "You don't know the power.....of the darkside". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted April 4, 2003 Share Posted April 4, 2003 Yay... another SW vs someother thing thread. lol Next week: Superman VS Goku! ...*shrugs and walks out* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swphreak Posted April 4, 2003 Share Posted April 4, 2003 Superman Will win!! Darth Vader will own. Nothing can match the power of the dark side or a lighsaber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted April 4, 2003 Share Posted April 4, 2003 Originally posted by StarWarsPhreak Superman Will win!! LOL no way, Superman sucks compared to Goku. Firstly Goku knows martial arts, he moves faster than superman, can produce attacks more powerful than superman could ever handle, turn ssj, ssj2 and ssj3 (and ssj4 if u like GT)... Superman would be screwed! and for the poll I chose Ash... but not Ash from what you're talking about. I think Ash Ketchum from Pokemon could beat Vader! lol i love not being serious about anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted April 4, 2003 Share Posted April 4, 2003 Originally posted by gundark ok, who do you think would win Ash from Army of darkness or Darth vader? You're serious aren't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninja Outkast Posted April 4, 2003 Share Posted April 4, 2003 lol Darth Vader all the way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gundark Posted April 4, 2003 Author Share Posted April 4, 2003 Ash would OWN vader because he has a CHAINSAW FOR A HAND!!!! I MEAN, HE CUT HIS OWN HAND OFF AND REPLACED IT WITH A CHAINSAW!!!!!! and, he uses a SHOTGUN and a sawed off shotgun at that! ash has killing zombie skills vader has old man that should be dead skills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted April 4, 2003 Share Posted April 4, 2003 Hmmm, lightsaber and the force vs chainsaw and shotgun. Geez, that's a hard one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swphreak Posted April 4, 2003 Share Posted April 4, 2003 And can ash choke a guy from a distance or throw him to the ground use the force to manipulate someone's mind? oh and i don't watch DBZ anyways so I just chose superman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pad Posted April 4, 2003 Share Posted April 4, 2003 Originally posted by gundark ok, who do you think would win Ash from Army of darkness or Darth vader? have you actually thought about your post before you entered it? it doesnt make any sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snafu7 Posted April 4, 2003 Share Posted April 4, 2003 Darth Vader all the way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted April 4, 2003 Share Posted April 4, 2003 *The fight begins* Ash: Yo, what's up with the tin can? You want some? Come and get it! Vader: You do not realize the power of the darkside! *Ash points shotgun to Vader's head* Ash: Lightside....darkside....I'm the guy with the*Vader slices shotgun* Ash: Ooooohkay...didn't see that coming *Revs up chainsaw & charges Vader* *Vader steps to the side & slices Ash's blade in half* Ash: Hey! No fair! You already sliced somethin' of mine! It was my turn!*runs* *Vader walks after him. Ash desperately finds somewhere to hide.* Vader: You cannot hide forever... Ash: I can sure try!!! *Vader steps out into a large room. Ash, thinking quickly, hits the release to the airlock. Vader is sucked out into space.* Ash: Don't get a big head! --------------------------------------------------- WINNER: Ash (barely) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snafu7 Posted April 4, 2003 Share Posted April 4, 2003 that one was interesting but then the death star(or wherever that was) explodes killing both of them Tie Game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckcsaber Posted April 5, 2003 Share Posted April 5, 2003 Okay, who the heck is Ash? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted April 5, 2003 Share Posted April 5, 2003 Originally posted by leXX Hmmm, lightsaber and the force vs chainsaw and shotgun. Geez, that's a hard one! Yep, Ash would win. "Groovy!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coupes. Posted April 5, 2003 Share Posted April 5, 2003 Originally posted by Darth Groovy Yep, Ash would win. hence becoming the emperors right hand and gaining the title of Darth Groovy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark jedi 8 Posted April 5, 2003 Share Posted April 5, 2003 Originally posted by Leemu Taos Darth Vader....easily. "You don't know the power.....of the darkside". couldn't agree more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gundark Posted April 7, 2003 Author Share Posted April 7, 2003 ok for those not "in the know" of who or what ash is, here is a brief summery of Evil dead 1, 2 and Army of darkness evil dead 1 Five friends go to a cabin in the woods for a vacation. They discover The Book of the Dead and a tape recorder belonging to a professor, who also owns the cabin. One of them plays back what is recorded on the tape-- which just happens to be Candarian resurrection passages translated from the Necronomicon (Book of the Dead) by the professor, which unleashes an evil force from the woods. The people start turning into evil deadites, and the others soon learn from the tape that the only way to kill a person who is turned into a deadite is by total body dismemberment. People are dying left and right; one girl early in the film looses control and runs off into the woods, only to be raped and killed by the trees. evil dead 2 Sequel to The Evil Dead where Ash does not manage to escape the evil from the first movie. Retelling the story only leaves Ash and his girlfriend in the beginning for whatever reason. Ash must now survive another night in the cabin accompanied now by the Professor's daughter, a mechanic, an associate of the Professor, and the mechanic's girlfriend. But the thing in the darkness vows that they will be -- Dead By Dawn. army of darkness This is the sequel to "Evil Dead 2." Ash finds himself stranded in the 13th Century with his car, his shotgun, and his chainsaw. Soon he is discovered and thought to be a spy for a rival kingdom and is taken prisoner. After proving his merit in The Pit, he decides to help the kingdom retrieve the Necronomicon (which will also help him return to his own time), which they need to battle the supernatural forces at play in the land. Ash accidentally releases the Army of Darkness when retrieving the book, and a fight to the finish ensues. now you know if you had the paticene to read this how cool Ash is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark jedi 8 Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 well ash does sound pretty cool, but compared to vader? the coolest of all sith lords! poor ash doesn't stand a chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 Ash would own vader, after single handedly defeating hoards of demons, witches and hoards of skeleton soldiers, he could defeat Vader almost by accident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darklighter Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 Actually, I was going to say Vader, but Groovy's given a pretty persuasive argument - when could a Jedi beat a guy with a chainsaw for an arm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark jedi 8 Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 Originally posted by Darth Groovy Ash would own vader, after single handedly defeating hoards of demons, witches and hoards of skeleton soldiers, he could defeat Vader almost by accident. yeah, and vader only killed hundreds upon hundreds of JEDI! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gundark Posted April 9, 2003 Author Share Posted April 9, 2003 another reason ash would win is he is in better shape than vader, i mean, vader was breathing pretty hard in the duels in esb and rotj. oh and the cutting the shotgun jibbajabba? not ever. he wouldn't even have to get that close to kill vader. ash is bomb, sucka. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boinga1 Posted April 11, 2003 Share Posted April 11, 2003 **cough cough VADAR cough cough** NOO contest. Let's see if I understand you- a chainsaw and a shotgun against a LIGHTSABER and the DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE?!!? YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!! Even ep2 Anakin could handle that....wait a sec I meant ep1 Annie (j/k ). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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