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Red Alert! Darth Groovy, your lovely swamp president, has come under a computer illness!

 

His computer will only show him wallpaper on his desktop, and no icons, or anything. Here is the exact convo that I had with him that he was only able to access by task manager:

 

Darth Groovy back from The Matrix! says:

my computer is completely ****ed up

Darth Groovy back from The Matrix! says:

i dont know what happened

Darth Groovy back from The Matrix! says:

i have nothing on my desktop

Darth Groovy back from The Matrix! says:

no taskbar

Darth Groovy back from The Matrix! says:

no icons

Charles Francis Xavier says:

holy crap

Darth Groovy back from The Matrix! says:

just a wallpaper

Charles Francis Xavier says:

have you restarted?

Darth Groovy back from The Matrix! says:

i dont know how it happened

Darth Groovy back from The Matrix! says:

several times now

Charles Francis Xavier says:

eek....

Charles Francis Xavier says:

can you access the forums?

Darth Groovy back from The Matrix! says:

i only started this by opening the task manager

Charles Francis Xavier says:

want me to post a thread asking for help for you?

Darth Groovy back from The Matrix! says:

sure

Charles Francis Xavier says:

k

Darth Groovy back from The Matrix! says:

that could help

Darth Groovy back from The Matrix! says:

couldn't hurt

 

 

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Ok, any info you tell me will be relayed to the commander in chief! Any help or suggestion appreciated! Thanks! He has windows xp home, so you xp users, if you know anything, help!

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I dunno how it could've happened:(Is there any chance he could use System Restore to restore all programs and system configurations to a previous date? Could help. Otherwise, he might have to reinstall XP. I have no idea, I'm not good with these things:(

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It could be the Kemel worm out there. best to shut down turn off, go away and try restarting, if nothing, then reinstall windows, AND I might add, peoepl I know who design desktop themes says XP has or gives a lot of trouble with desktop elements. anyhow hope you work it out Groovster. wish I could offer more help but I am a Neo-Luditte; not Neo himself.

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easy to remedy this computer illness, grab teh following:-

 

1:- A hammer

2:- A pick-Axe in case hammer is not enough

3:- $4000 to replace broken parts

 

dunno, boot from xp disk and repair installation, that should do the trick.

 

btw dont use sytem restore its flawed beyond belief.

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It wasn't me..... honest :p

 

But i have no idea.....

 

 

Maybe try safe mode and see what happens. (tap F8 on startup)

If you don't see anything in safe mode then.... that's bad.

 

Also when Groovy's in it, when he press ctrl+alt+del.. does it show you everything normal?......

 

 

Alternatively a hammer works too :)

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Originally posted by Jah Warrior

easy to remedy this computer illness, grab teh following:-

 

1:- A hammer

2:- A pick-Axe in case hammer is not enough

3:- $4000 to replace broken parts

 

dunno, boot from xp disk and repair installation, that should do the trick.

 

btw dont use sytem restore its flawed beyond belief.

 

It's flawed :confused: Always worked for me. :)

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Basically, It is like I have no control panel. My taskbar is gone. I have no idea how to fix this. The only way I could get here, was to hit ctrl+alt+delete and then new task. If someone could tell me what area the control panel is located that might be of some use. I looked around the microsoft site, and didn't see anything.

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Originally posted by kstar__2

uhhm, jah, sidenote, your title says

Risen ffrom the ashes

 

i think you need to remove one f ;)

 

No, thats just how cool people say it.

 

But Groovy, do you have any Virus Scanner or anything. Make sure your Firewall is on, also.

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Originally posted by Darth Groovy

Well, I am on my dad's computer now, I got my computer running in safe mode, and doing a full virus scan. I really hope I can get this fixed, this is probably the scariest thing that has happened to me on this computer.:(

 

Well, mine is when I.... lets say downlaoded something from somewhere... and when I opened it up, it started delteting everything on my computer! I was "Holy!" and quickly hit the shut down button (the shut down button for EVERYTHING in my room.) Man, that really scared me.....

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Originally posted by ZBomber

Well, mine is when I.... lets say downlaoded something from somewhere... and when I opened it up, it started delteting everything on my computer! I was "Holy!" and quickly hit the shut down button (the shut down button for EVERYTHING in my room.) Man, that really scared me.....

 

Lol, and where were you d/ling from. :rolleyes: Scarriest moment i've had, is having my net flooded, and hackers controling my pc screen. :mad:

 

Typing messages right in front of me. :eek:

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Originally posted by ZBomber

I was "Holy!" and quickly hit the shut down button (the shut down button for EVERYTHING in my room.) Man, that really scared me.....

 

ROFL, is that the panic button, or the master switch? :p LOL

 

I used to have one of those. I don't download too much these days, I just don't trust alot of it.:rolleyes:

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Well, yesterday, my dad was playing a game, and the game shut down without him pressing a button or anything. I was there. Hes played this game hundreds of times before, and nothing has ever happened. So, my dad got so damned scared. Anyways, We have Norton 2003, we have Spybot Search and Destroy....well, he didnt think that was enough...So, now we have Zone Alarm PRO (You know how...;)) And we hope this never happens again....

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Ummm I think I know what happened. Well to make a long explanation short, he caught a computer virus. Even though its a no brainer, I know of a website that has been teaching people to send mysterious e-mail bombs that can make a comp freeze to erasing every single file and document on a computer. If you can Groovy try going into start then go to help, thenlook in the fix a problem section, then click use system restore, follow the steps and ta-da you know how everything back. Its very rare to catch the virus unless you are disliked by someone at school, in the neighborhood, or even here. Well I hope my info helped and good luck:)

 

Edit: woops didnt see your post groovy:p , well anyway good job. And it could have been a cloggage of memory on your computer which caused it to only project wallpaper? well who cares it fixed now, welcome back

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have you been having intercourse with anonymous floppies without protection?

 

scandalous! :D

 

glad you got it fixed Mr President :)

 

sometimes there are no answers to why computer f@#k up.

they just do it to annoy us.

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