Surfnshannon Posted July 28, 2003 Posted July 28, 2003 I have your picture...I can hire a PI and send them to Austrailia.
Ikhnaton Posted July 28, 2003 Author Posted July 28, 2003 except you're going to battle me now, flunkie!
Lynk Former Posted July 28, 2003 Posted July 28, 2003 Originally posted by STTCT I have your picture...I can hire a PI and send them to Austrailia. I have yours too u know
Cmdr. Cracken Posted July 30, 2003 Posted July 30, 2003 To: Zoom Rabbit From: Cmdr. Cracken Subject: Your Title It has come to my attention that you have the de facto title of "Lord Emperor of Aresen". To have this title is blesphemy against the state, and in which you shall be punished, unless you take it down to something else. It is well known i am the only dictator around here, besides the Secret Society of Administators and Super Moderators (SSASM) whom give me orders. You have 24 hours, or the only other option will be a duel for the throne. Thank you, and don't forget to change the cover on those TPS reports. Emperor Cracken
Lynk Former Posted July 30, 2003 Posted July 30, 2003 Originally posted by Cmdr. Cracken To: Zoom Rabbit From: Cmdr. Cracken Subject: Your Title It has come to my attention that you have the de facto title of "Lord Emperor of Aresen". To have this title is blesphemy against the state, and in which you shall be punished, unless you take it down to something else. It is well known i am the only dictator around here, besides the Secret Society of Administators and Super Moderators (SSASM) whom give me orders. You have 24 hours, or the only other option will be a duel for the throne. Thank you, and don't forget to change the cover on those TPS reports. Emperor Cracken we gonna be goin to a public hangin soon huh
Zoom Rabbit Posted July 30, 2003 Posted July 30, 2003 I'm just the figurehead, you nog. Everyone knows that you and your kind are the silent illuminatus, the quiet masters of fate who pull strings from afar and squeeze the bottlenecks of industry by owning the cashflow. All hail Illuminatus Cracken! (Did he buy that? Hmm...) Well, someone had to grasp the reigns of power from Kioet Cushen's feeble attempt at a coup. http://www.lucasforums.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=106563 God help us if it had been Skookee! So can I keep it? I'll battle you anyway, just for laughs.
Zoom Rabbit Posted July 30, 2003 Posted July 30, 2003 Kinda like this guy: http://www.emperornorton.net/mirror/http/www.quietnoises.com_80/reviews/norton.html
Lynk Former Posted July 30, 2003 Posted July 30, 2003 *looks over to Crackhead* let's get Ike to do his ass good *nods* XD
Cmdr. Cracken Posted July 30, 2003 Posted July 30, 2003 ..You're terms are acceptible, Rabbit. however do not cross me, you have been warned. and you did get the memo on the TPS reports, correct? ^_^
Zoom Rabbit Posted July 30, 2003 Posted July 30, 2003 *(Bows down before Cracken.)* All hail the mighty Illuminatus Cracken. Obsequious latitudes and all that... TPS reports? Hmm...no. My PM mailbox was full for the longest time, until I figured out that the 'sent items' folder was filling up on me and causing the problem. It's clear now, though, should you wish to re-transmit this mysterious document.
Reclaimer Posted July 30, 2003 Posted July 30, 2003 I an here or am I?^_^; A who wants to fight with out using the battle hack.
Zoom Rabbit Posted July 30, 2003 Posted July 30, 2003 I'm first! *(Smashes Reclaimer with a giant, rubber hammer.)* If you read page one of this thread, that shouldn't have been a surprise...
Reclaimer Posted July 30, 2003 Posted July 30, 2003 *(Punches Zoom with Brass Knuckles)* I think I made my point.^_^;
Zoom Rabbit Posted July 30, 2003 Posted July 30, 2003 Did someone say point? *(Puts Reclaimer in an iron maiden and slams the door shut.)* There are a number of points of my own. This is fun!
Reclaimer Posted July 30, 2003 Posted July 30, 2003 *(Puts Zoom on a Bow & Arrow Range )* There sure is. But this one is funner!^_^;
Zoom Rabbit Posted July 30, 2003 Posted July 30, 2003 *(Takes Reclaimer way, way up in the air in a helicopter, flies over the Empire State Building, and kicks him out the door without a parachute directly over its pointed capstone.)*
Reclaimer Posted July 30, 2003 Posted July 30, 2003 *(Takes Zoom to the moon and kicks him out with no air tank)* Happy Sofficating!
Zoom Rabbit Posted July 30, 2003 Posted July 30, 2003 *(Pulls out a smelly little book entitled 'Lagomorphicon' and reads a few quick spells which transform a percentage of moon dust into an appropriate oxygen/nitrogen atmosphere.)* We'll have to pick this up some other time. I have to get ready for work. So-- *(Kills Reclaimer.)* :D
Redwing Posted July 31, 2003 Posted July 31, 2003 Zoomie, stop killing the newbies. You're giving us a bad reputation - this isn't XWA!
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