Jump to content

Home

Lousy things You do and proud of it


Homuncul

Recommended Posts

So now, what's your most terrible lousy habbit you're proud of.

 

I have one: I always sit in front of my computer with right leg on the table. It's very convenient in many ways: I turn my pet on and off easily (I'm talking bout my computer here), use it as a spare hand when some game is heavy with buttons (after 3 years of aikido practice my legs have become very matured), it's much easier to fart when you sit like this (not that I do so just a note). Actually I can do a great many things with that leg, sometimes I notice that it like lives it's own life, that's a bit frightening. Cauze you remember this film where a man was made a transplant of hand from a serial killer and just lived it's own life and tryed to kill everyone.... Hey, stop it! What are you doing? Put it where you took it! Drop it, it's my screwdriver! OK I'll buy you new zapatos just take it easy? What, you don't like when I say that? I'll.............Oh........ g-o-d....... you're stran-gling m-e.............You, lousy legaaaahhhhh..........da-mn youaaahhhh.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Replies 52
  • Created
  • Last Reply

I have tons of habits - when you live with someone for the first time they will clearly point these out to you.

 

I loose the caps to EVERYTHING. Toothpaste, shampoo, bottles.

 

I leave the caps to sodas kinda not screwed on so the soda goes flat.

 

When I drink stuff if it gets warm I don't drink it, so I get a new one even if it is a full can.

 

I do not hang the towels back on the racks..I leave them wet on the floor.

 

Keys - no matter where I put them I can not find them. Even if they are in my hand.

 

If I'm mad I will throw the controller.

 

Yes, I click too fast. Even if the computer is freekig out I still click.

 

These are all the things my fiance teases me about. I'll nver change though.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

My sister hates it when I snap her bra strap when I hug her.

 

I also like to come home, site next to her, and either start poking her for minutes on end or just stare at her.

 

Also if ther is a cute guy on the TV I will tease her saying that is her boyfriend. If he is ugly or not I still tease. I then do the whole Katie and cute guy sitting in a tree.

 

I don't like to tease my sister.

 

 

 

I refuse to get off the phone first unless I have call waiting.

 

I use my body as an instrument when I sing in the shower. The whole percussion thing is so cool.

 

BigTeddyPaul

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I make a total mess out of everything. If my mom hadn't cleaned my room I'd be living like a cave man.

 

My display is has always oily, greasy marks of fingers on him (guess where they come from)

 

I let my dog drink water solely in the toilet

 

I shave my breast and always say to hairry guys how close they are to monkeys

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I have this thing about putting everything back where it was, if i see a cd with out its box cover, i have to go and find it and put it where it was.

 

We never turn the tv off

 

I keep hitting the "shut down" button on my keyboard! very annoying!

 

I turn the alarm clock off in my sleep

 

i allways have this problem with drooling, sometimes i have to use this salve when i go to sleep, or i will get a red mark on my mouth somewhere

 

I allways hit my foot on something

 

 

My roommate!

 

She gets ash all over the flor because she forgets she has a cigarette in her mouth, or in her hand!

 

She bites her nails :p

 

She never locks the door!

 

And she never puts thing back where they are sepost to be! :p

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Originally posted by BigTeddyPaul

My sister hates it when I snap her bra strap when I hug her.

 

I also like to come home, site next to her, and either start poking her for minutes on end or just stare at her.

 

Also if ther is a cute guy on the TV I will tease her saying that is her boyfriend. If he is ugly or not I still tease. I then do the whole Katie and cute guy sitting in a tree.

 

I don't like to tease my sister.

 

I refuse to get off the phone first unless I have call waiting.

 

I use my body as an instrument when I sing in the shower. The whole percussion thing is so cool.

 

OMG... you mus tbe incredibly annoying :D

 

See STTCT? You aren't as bad as BTP!

 

I never, EVER put the cap back on the toothpaste.... do the same thing about letting gatorade get warm... then getting a colder one later and toss the old warm (full) one.

 

Can never find my keys... or wallet...

 

Leave towels and clothes on the floor... CONSTANTLY.

 

Let the mail pile up before I even look at it.

 

And I'm sure there's a LOT more...

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Originally posted by The Cheat

stickyness from what, if i may ask?

 

 

Anything from soda to tape, when i eat, i have to wash my hands, go out, have to wash my hands, touch the mouse, i have to wipe it off and wash my hands, go to the bathroom i wash my hands twice when i am done.

 

the wierdest one is when i get out of the shower.. i wash my hands..

 

No twhat your thinkin perv =P

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I don't like cold sodas.

I don't like cold water.

My desk is always cluttered with manuals, books, maps and magazines.

I always prop my feet on my bed when I use my computer.

I can't think of anything else. :D

EDIT: Oh, and I also torture our family's dog. :)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.


×
×
  • Create New...