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Originally posted by pbguy1211

OMG... you mus tbe incredibly annoying :D

 

I am very annoying and I take pride in it. My absolute favorite is just starring at people. I don't mind being starred at. I don't care if you look at me but if you go up to your friends, sit next to them, and just stare they get freaked by it most of the time. Very interesting reactions.

 

I had a buddy in one of my classes at school and he absolutely hated to be starred at. Since I had to pay attention to the instructor I took two little pieces of paper, drew some eyeballs on them, and placed them on my glasses which were directed toward my friend next to me so it looked like someone was looking at him. He soooo hated me for that one.

 

I also like to take little pieces of paper and flick them at my friends. I once got some mail with all the junk stuff and after each paper I didn't need I rolled it into a ball and threw it at my sister's head while she was watching some TV shows. After the 4th ball she came and took physical action against me since Stooop wasn't working.

 

Besides just plain starring it is fun when you are with a pal and you two catch eachother's eye and then you just crack the biggest smile in the world. They think you are thinking about something and insist on you telling them when you are not really thinking about anything but just smiling really big.

 

I take pride in my skills. I have many more but this is enough for now.

 

BigTeddyPaul

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ARGH!!! Big long post and then it says i have too many images to post - DELETED MESSAGE. >: ( I is not a happy bunny (i'm not a bunny!)

 

I Burp really long and loud.... 46 seconds straight before i got pretty badly dizzy :p

I can make tunes with my burps easily

I play tunes on my teeth Damn well.. not a bad habbit (but it pulls da chicks)

I can irritate people really easily

I smell everything :p

just stare
YOU SAID IT.. i's so satisfying :D

Oh and harry potter fans get some baaaad treatment if they mention him and be positive.

 

 

Much better :)

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just like stealing candy from a baby.

mmmmm sweet forbidden candy.

 

I was at work on the lakeshore a few years back

and I had no lunch and no money,

well a group of kids attached to a rope went by

being herded by their teachers

these were kids about grade senior kindergarden

or grade one, anyhow...

one of the urchins dropped their lunch,

well i went over, picked the bag up

and peeked inside,

(wow what a great lunch the kid had

his mommy must have loved him\her)

 

well I watched them walk

and walk

and walk

and then when they were about 2 blocks away

I called out hey, you dropped your lunch

I di not yell that loud,

I guess they never heard me

 

anyhow eating that lunch was sweeet

I mean as i ate, i thought of the little tyke

burning calories and then when all the other kids

sat down to eat, he\she

would have naught.

 

anyhow that's about it

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Oh yeah, i never refill the ice cude trays, when i use them even if theres 1 cube left i still put it in the freezer, make people mad :)

 

And the thing i ABSOLUTEly CANT stand is SMUDGES! on Computer screens, t.v. screen or on my Sunglasses, OH GOD NO NOT MY GLASSES! AAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Originally posted by BigTeddyPaul

I am very annoying and I take pride in it. My absolute favorite is just starring at people. I don't mind being starred at. I don't care if you look at me but if you go up to your friends, sit next to them, and just stare they get freaked by it most of the time. Very interesting reactions.

 

I had a buddy in one of my classes at school and he absolutely hated to be starred at. Since I had to pay attention to the instructor I took two little pieces of paper, drew some eyeballs on them, and placed them on my glasses which were directed toward my friend next to me so it looked like someone was looking at him. He soooo hated me for that one.

 

I also like to take little pieces of paper and flick them at my friends. I once got some mail with all the junk stuff and after each paper I didn't need I rolled it into a ball and threw it at my sister's head while she was watching some TV shows. After the 4th ball she came and took physical action against me since Stooop wasn't working.

 

Besides just plain starring it is fun when you are with a pal and you two catch eachother's eye and then you just crack the biggest smile in the world. They think you are thinking about something and insist on you telling them when you are not really thinking about anything but just smiling really big.

 

I take pride in my skills. I have many more but this is enough for now.

 

BigTeddyPaul

 

I do that sometimes, but I always end up laughing. I can't keep a serious face. ^_^

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Originally posted by pbguy1211

Can never find my keys... or wallet...

 

I just leave mine in my car. Makes things a lot easier. But only when I'm at my house. Not, like, when I go to breakfast or something.

 

I watch TV with the close captioned on. I don't know why.

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Now it comes to why I started this thread: You're total freaks here, all of ya:D

 

Still let's go freaky...

 

I love to sit on mirrors. I broke about 7 last year by sitting on them. 7*7, years of misery awaits me.... what a crap

 

I record Smallville series when they are repeated.

 

*Ah! Total freak he is*

 

I eat ketchup with spoon, and draw monsters on everything that's possible to be drawn at. My dad thinks for a long time to send me to a shrink.

 

I backup every bit of data on my PC 5 times in 5 different locations

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lets see what else do i do..

 

I ABSOLUTELY love medium chedder cheese, i cut them into small strips and dip them into MUSTARD! oooooh, god i wants some now...

 

I put taco sauce on my Scrambled eggs,

 

I always cut around the yolk in the (other) eggs and then stuff the whole yolk thing in my mouth

 

I cant stand being dirty, or sticky

 

I refuse to use the word...."cute"

 

I CANT stand Spam Mail

 

If i hear someone use the word, Wench at somebody else i will smack them. i cant stand the word,

 

I wont wear socks with holes in them

 

Oh Yeah and if i am in my room and i change my clothes i dont care if anyone is in my room or is coming in my room i will strip naked right infront of them. its my room ya know.

 

I Sleep nude..all the time.. even at friends\family's house

 

if i see something on the ground i have to pick it up and see what it is

 

I argue with myself, and one tiem i got in a fight with myself, fists were used,.. and i lost

 

If something makes me mad i call it a bastard

 

oh theres so much more, but i'll put it later

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Originally posted by Azrael

I just leave mine in my car. Makes things a lot easier. But only when I'm at my house. Not, like, when I go to breakfast or something.

 

I watch TV with the close captioned on. I don't know why.

 

dude your Avatar scares the hell outt ame, i'm serious i am going to have nightmares...geez man thats freaky

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I leave the computer on 24/7. The only time it's off is when I'm at work.

 

My room is a hellhole. I have primarily two piles of clothes. The "clean clothes pile" and the "dirty clothes pile".

 

Expanding apon the hellhole room, my filing system is pretty much shove it wherever it fits. Oddly enough, this works out pretty good and I can retrieve whatever it is I'm looking for within seconds. The same can't quite be said of other people looking for something in here, however.

 

I always leave my wet washcloths in the shower.

 

I *have* to do my own laundry. I can't stand it when my clothes are washed with other people's and they get all mixed up. And I think it's absolutely disgusting to wash my boxer shorts with someone else's underwear no matter how much bleach may or not be used.

 

I scare the living crap out of people riding along with me whenever I pull onto the street adjacent from ours. I have a 1985 Mustang GT 5.0 (pictured below in sig) and while there's faster cars out there (namely the newer Mustang GTs and Cobras, Firebird Trans Ams, LS1s, Camaros, and Corvettes), my car still hauls some pretty good ass. Where our street ends it's in the shape of a "T" with the main road spanning accross adjacent to it. There's a gutter that goes accross the end of our street, and it's always wet. I always give it too much gas so that my rear wheels don't get good traction and as I turn on to the street the rear end of my car fishtails and slides a bit. I *have* to do this every time (unless I see a cop or there's a good amount of traffic, we don't want any tickets or fender benders). But it is just so damned fun. And the look on the passenger's face is priceless. Especially when they haven't driven with me before and don't know to expect it.

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i talk to myself about things.

i always make some sort of a noise.

i have to be kept busy by something or i go psychotic.

i poke people.

i lick my (girl)friends.

i never fart in public.

i hate all sports excluding skateboarding and martial arts.

i'm always thirsty

when i get bored and aroused i masturbate. (atleast i'm straight forward)

I never turn off my computer, and i'm always downloading something.

I always have music turned up loud.

I never stick to a pattern.

I ask for certain food and when I get it I change my mind.

I've smoked weed so much I often forget where I live

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i lick my (girl)friends.i'm always thirsty

when i get bored and aroused i masturbate. (atleast i'm straight forward).I've smoked weed so much I often forget where I live

 

Man, that's not even a habit. It's a life style. I'm proud of ya:D

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I sneak on the computer alot(like right now:rolleyes:

I have a wight problem and don't give a frick.

I Play The Sims till 5-6 in the morning, sleep till 1, eat, and then play more sims.

I am constantly downloading stuff for my games.

 

My two pence:D

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