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Originally posted by CorranSec

I'm a very easily disturbed person.

 

really? well have you heard of the story about a girl from venus whose head was shaped like a........... *trails off as he watches a flutterby go... eh... by*

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Posted
Originally posted by Lynk Former

i COULD **** a pineapple

 

admit it you are .. lustful!! all the time.

 

poor vegetables.. errr fruits..

 

:D

 

let me show my interrest to the question.. how to do the .. uh .. 'stretching' ???? :)

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Corran Sec: Martha Stewart happens to be a handsome woman. :dozey: If you're easily disturbed by the bizarre and questionable...well, you're totally in the wrong forum. I don't wish to make you feel unwelcome to any degree, you understand, But a sense of humor is pretty much a prerequesite for surviving within the culture here at Aresen. That and duct tape.

 

Aha! :max: So it was Lynk's novel misuse of tropical fruit on the forum that led to its being censored in the first place. It's canned fruit for you from now on, dood.

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Don't encourage him to do that sort of thing with canned fruit. You never know what sharp edges those cans can have. I once knew a guy who ripped off half his pineapple in a can of fruit coctail. Your best bet is to stick with vegetables. After all that's what Martha does!

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Originally posted by Lynk Former

actually the canned version of pineapple has the center circle cut out of it :p ehehehe

 

if i imagine it right..

 

 

*screams*

 

 

 

 

 

 

..

 

thats not what she (edit: martha) needs.

 

 

:xp:

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i open this thread and the first word i see is martha, unfortunately.

 

martha stewart is an android that has a hot glue gun for one hand, a turkey for a head, some scissors for the other hand, and needs to go to f*ckin jail, already. as i'm sure rayjones knows.

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Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit

*(Holds up pineapple ring and points to tiny hole. Points at Lynk and laughs like a hyena on nitrous oxide.)*

 

*(Runs away.)*

 

eh? you guys must get some pretty crappy pineapples then

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nitrous

 

oh, hey, that episode of the osbournes where ozzy goes to the dentist is a good one. i like the one where he buys all that candy, too. oh, yeah, and about that pineapple ring, is it an actual pineapple ring or is it a gummy ring flavored like pineapple, because the gummy rings are good, especially the big ones that have all the sugar on one side of it. yum. now i want some gummy rings.

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yeah mr. 'bigger digger' .. as i said before..

 

HE isnt long but therefore very fine.

 

:D :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

*puts a big bunch of keys into his pocket to imitate lynks shape*

 

;)

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