Zoom Rabbit Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 My fellow Areseners, welcome. By the supreme power invested in me by Illuminatus Cracken, the hidden force behind the economic power base of Aresen industry, I am establishing an imperial court for the Empire of Aresen. These positions may be claimed by any member with more than 1000 posts (in order that they may adopt the title with their avatar if they so choose)...and naturally, being your *emperor* I get the final say on who gets a position with more than one claimant. Members with less than 1000 posts must prove their loyalty by serving in the battle hack army, which I propose in the Minister of War's job description. There is responsibility with these cabinet positions, which may be disregarded out of hand by the minister appointed. Enjoy. The Aresen Imperial Cabinet Prime Minister of Aresen: Should act officious to newbies but obseqious to superiors. Responsible for making Imperial decisions if I'm offline (although executions can occur to reward decisions which prove later to be unpopular with our Imperial Majesty.) (Filled: Lynk Former.) Aresen Minister of War: We need to get ourselves organized and form an Aresen army for the battle hack. This position should go to someone who has done the battle hack a lot, and wants to organize such an army. (Filled: Rogue Nine.) Aresen Minister of Homeland Insecurity: Responsible for controlling the fear level of the Aresen membership with a color-coded alert system. Should also figure out which of our members are islamic terrorists passing information in code on the internet and label it 'spam' for proper scrutiny by the LF authorities. (Filled: The Truthful Liar.) Aresen Minister of the Exterior: This position is for someone who likes trees. And grass...and stuff. Might seem to have more authority if they choose to launch on extended environmental tirades. (Filled in absentia: Lujayne.) Aresen Minister of Funny Walks: We need an authority on British humor to serve as a translator for the American members who frequently have no freaking clue what the Brits are laughing about. Or maybe just a Monty Python fan. (Filled: Kookee Scar.) Aresen Minister of Court Amusements: Someone who knows the current Lucasarts games really well and is prepared to ignore stupid questions from ten year-old kids who haven't figured out where the shield generator is yet. Or the game topic forums. (Filled: Clefo.) Aresen Minister of the Treasury: Someone to keep ahold of our Imperial War Chest in a credit earning account. If there is no bank, will be responsible for minting Aresen Imperial rabbit coins as legal tender. (Filled: StarWarsPhreak.) Aresen Ambassadors-at-Large: Several members who frequents a lot of the other LF forums and are familiar with the differing natures and members of each well enough to represent our community to the rest of the Lucasforums galaxy with at least a pretense at dignity. Should also have hard liquor skills. (Redwing, Edlib, STTCT, Nitro.) Aresen Imperial Court Master-at-Arms: An expert on sharp metal things and the art of 'getting medieval' on upstart noobies. Should also be a demi-god of some sort. (Filled: Admiral.) Aresen Imperial Court Jester: Must be three-dimensional, able to think two or four dimensionally, and have absolutely no fear of dogs. Primate preferred. (Filled: RayJones.) ______________________ [Edit: sorry, but all cabinet positions have been filled. If you really want one, you can always make up your own title for the Aresen Imperial court. Long live the Empire of Aresen!] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 Bags Prime Minister ....what's going on again? XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted July 31, 2003 Author Share Posted July 31, 2003 That wasn't a position I created, you nog! I hereby appoint Lynk Former the Aresen Court Jester. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 Screw you I said I want Prime Minister of Aresen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted July 31, 2003 Author Share Posted July 31, 2003 Ooooooh. I thought you meant Prime Minister of Bags. Not sure what that would've meant, but it's hard to tell with Australian turnips sometimes... Sounds good to me. *(Appoints.)* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 stop being mean to Australian's dammit. Oh well... Lynky the Prime Minister of Aresen ehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted July 31, 2003 Author Share Posted July 31, 2003 I think we'll need a Minister of War most. The members under 1000 posts might want ranks of their own in the new army... Lynky: Awww...I was just kidding. Besides, I'm rougher on the Americans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 Hmmmmmmm let's see. Well Shanz really want's to battle me and she's hyped up on the battle system. She's a candidate Minister of War XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted July 31, 2003 Author Share Posted July 31, 2003 My thoughts as well. Let's see what she thinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 Ambassador-at-Large = Redwing. Now way you can get a post count like his JUST by staying within Aresen XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 let me be Aresen Minister of the Exterior. i like plants, especially trees and i have a green thumb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 but u don't have 1000+ posts :\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 yeah.. but at least i tried .. *looks at post count* and i am not gonna join the army.. (officially) *off to spam* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 spam? you heading off to MI and the Swamp then? XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 *spams the harbor* *banned for poor english skills of the mi-mods who always 'misunderstand'.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 Aresen Minister of Funny Walks I'll take it ^_^ hush, hush, wink, wink, grin, grin, snicker, snicker, say no more!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfnshannon Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 I'll apply for the last position. I frequent a lot of forums and I love hard liquer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reclaimer Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 Aw this sucks.Can't get one untill a thousand. *rackets up post count* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 *Too humble to "grab" title for self. Waits to be nominated for appropriate position.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 *deletes reclaimer post count* oh.. *undeletes reclaimers count* *moves it to his own count* [edit] i nominate edlib for the "Aresen Minister of the Exterior" *rereads zooms post* ok. no 1000 posts needed to nominate ppls .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clefo Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 I wanna be the Aresen Minister of War! Just cause! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swphreak Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 Well, since there isn't a position for "Aresen's Pointless EU Encyclopedia" I guess I'll just be one of the guy in the Aresen Army Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Truthful Liar Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 Aresen Minister of Funny Walks - Would be perfect for Wacky_Baccy, if only he were here. ;_; I wouldn't mind having a shot at Homeland Insecurity or Exterior Minister. :] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 Zoom. I'm ashamed of you. No minister of swords and other medieval weapons. How could you forget such a crucial thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 I'd take the war post, but seeing how my funds are running a little short, I don't know about that. The other position I'd like would be the Ambassador at large. Reddy frequents a lot of RP forums. I go everywhere. And believe you me, I'm scarred for life by doing so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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