Admiral Odin Posted August 1, 2003 Posted August 1, 2003 sorry. The wolf who is supposed eat me (in one gulp) is chained up. Did I mention that this wolf was huge. I also have normal sized pet wolves and 2 ravens.
Redwing Posted August 1, 2003 Posted August 1, 2003 Someone needs to do a lil' separation between fantasy and reality here. *remembers where I am* What am I saying? *walks off*
Lynk Former Posted August 1, 2003 Posted August 1, 2003 ...and he's a munchkin which makes it even worse XD
Ray Jones Posted August 1, 2003 Posted August 1, 2003 Aresen Imperial Court Jester: Must be three-dimensional, able to think two or four dimensionally, and have absolutely no fear of dogs. Primate preferred. (Filled: RayJones.) *does a nice trick including: 1 aresen imperial court card game 2 swords 1 burning torch 3 pitbulls.. nah.. 5 pitbulls trained for ballgames ..prrffft 10!!! 1 random chosen person with stiches on hisher neck 1 banana 1 interdimensional phaseroomdisruptor* .. ok.. at least ONE person must have had fun being involved in my trick .. so .. i'll accept and doenjoy the job.
Rogue Nine Posted August 1, 2003 Posted August 1, 2003 Well, once I get everything ironed out with matt and the whole credit thing, I'll accept the post. Dunno when that's going to happen though.
Zoom Rabbit Posted August 1, 2003 Author Posted August 1, 2003 (Cracken: Ssh. You almost tipped our hand...) We have to give the position to Niner. Why? *(Shrugs.)* Because I have practically no knowledge of the new battle hack, and he seems to. A good emperor surrounds himself with advisors who seem to know what's going on. *(Points to the Bush administration as an example.)* So, welcome aboard Niner. Our Imperial Majesty expects results. (Translated: poo-doo rolls downhill.) We need $money$. So unless someone knows of a way we can tax broke, unemployed forum members, we need to chart the waters of finding it in the halls of the LF powerbase. One must admit that a supermod is better suited for this... Edlib: Welcome aboard! We will appoint unto you an appropriate ambassadorial pension as soon as the gnomes are finished with the Imperial Rabbit coinage project. We need another Ambassador-at-Large. *(Looks at STTCT.)* Anyone?
Zoom Rabbit Posted August 1, 2003 Author Posted August 1, 2003 Never mind. I see that you did express an interest in the ambassadorship, STTCT. It's yours, then. Rabbit coins for you, too. We still need a Minister of the Exterior. What? Does no one care for the trees and the little birdies that sing...? No. Okay, then how about someone interested in stripping our natural resources down to the the bedrock and filling the air with the dust of industry?
Ray Jones Posted August 1, 2003 Posted August 1, 2003 *tips on zoom shoulder* errrrmm. Originally posted by RayJones let me be Aresen Minister of the Exterior. i like plants, especially trees and i have a green thumb. *looks around* you missed the chance .. i already have an appointment ..!! *looks to zooms sig*
Zoom Rabbit Posted August 1, 2003 Author Posted August 1, 2003 But Ray...NO ONE can do the Court Jester job like you can! My new sig is a walking advertisement for our new imaginary army. I'd like to add a link to the Pilot's Lounge forum page, but I have no clue in the world how I can do a link in my sig...
Ray Jones Posted August 1, 2003 Posted August 1, 2003 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit But Ray...NO ONE can do the Court Jester job like you can! indeed. indeed. *kneels down before the lord* i dont question decisions of our Lord! I have no clue in the world how I can do a link in my sig... go Aresen haha .. i bet you have.
edlib Posted August 1, 2003 Posted August 1, 2003 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit ... how about someone interested in stripping our natural resources down to the the bedrock and filling the air with the dust of industry? Hmmm... I think I know a certain Gunray who'd love to be in that position...
Lynk Former Posted August 1, 2003 Posted August 1, 2003 "No weirdos. Whack-o's preferable." love it lol. Maaaaaaax Power it's the name you want to touch but you mustn't touch becuase it's Maaaaaaaaaax Power...
Admiral Odin Posted August 1, 2003 Posted August 1, 2003 Originally posted by Lynk Former "No weirdos. That basically rules out anyone here.
swphreak Posted August 1, 2003 Posted August 1, 2003 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit We need $money$. So unless someone knows of a way we can tax broke, unemployed forum members, we need to chart the waters of finding it in the halls of the LF powerbase. One must admit that a supermod is better suited for this... One way of making money is to let it sit in the bank. You get 10% interest. I have about 1000 gils and get about 100 gils every 24 hours. I suggest someone be appointed Aresen Treasurer. That person can hold all of the money, and let it sit in the bank to grow. That person can't be one to battle. Because battling resets the clock if you heal or bet.
Lynk Former Posted August 2, 2003 Posted August 2, 2003 Originally posted by Lynk Former Whack-o's preferable We're wack-o's not wierdos. Learn the lingo and you'll get far in life...
Zoom Rabbit Posted August 2, 2003 Author Posted August 2, 2003 Well, I have some money that I've been sitting on. Considering I'm still dead* from the one and only time I battled Ike, that money should be multiplying nicely. I will hold onto it for the good of the Empire of Aresen, and donate it to the treasury once it's established. I think StarWarsPhreak seems a good nomination for treasurer. Anyone know of a reason why not? There is a difference between a weirdo and a whack-o. Weirdo: Someone who hides under your car in a dark parking lot because they're waiting to grab you. Whack-o: Someone who hides under your car in a dark parking lot because they feel safe there. Ray: Yes, true. But how do you do that in your signature? *(Taps foot.)* *The emperor is dead...long live the emperor!
Ray Jones Posted August 2, 2003 Posted August 2, 2003 *takes zoom to his room and places him in front of his notebook* *writes some stupid stuff like "*takes zoom to his room and places him in front of his notebook* *writes some stupid stuff like "*takes zoom to his room and places him in front of his notebook* *writes some stupid stuff like " {time ends here} "* "* "* *inserts a http: link.* *marks it * now watch my secret key-combo .. *presses Control and then C key* *klicks to userpage and opens edit profile dialogue, sig box* now watch another secret combo *presses Control and then V key* *leads zoom back to this thread* now YOU my lord.
Redwing Posted August 2, 2003 Posted August 2, 2003 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit There is a difference between a weirdo and a whack-o. Weirdo: Someone who hides under your car in a dark parking lot because they're waiting to grab you. Whack-o: Someone who hides under your car in a dark parking lot because they feel safe there. ROTFLMAO!!!!!!! You should put that in your sig or something. That's just...awesome. XD I think StarWarsPhreak seems a good nomination for treasurer. Anyone know of a reason why not? Yes. He isn't a supermod or admin. Also, the bank isn't working. ;_;
Lynk Former Posted August 2, 2003 Posted August 2, 2003 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit Weirdo: Someone who hides under your car in a dark parking lot because they're waiting to grab you. Whack-o: Someone who hides under your car in a dark parking lot because they feel safe there. It's soooooo true...
Admiral Odin Posted August 2, 2003 Posted August 2, 2003 Originally posted by Redwing Yes. He isn't a supermod or admin. Also, the bank isn't working. ;_; And I'm betting they won't give me the interest I lost. With Zoom's definition I'm fall into the category of other.
Surfnshannon Posted August 2, 2003 Posted August 2, 2003 Oh thank you for my position! I feel so honored. I will do my best to impress upon the other forumers outside aresen that it is a good place to visit yadadyayadada and anything else that is really wierd or whatever blame it to too many margaritas and pms. Thanks!
Redwing Posted August 2, 2003 Posted August 2, 2003 I'm using a different account as an experimental enterprise. Thus far no interest whatsoever has been collected - in (two and almost a half) days.
Zoom Rabbit Posted August 2, 2003 Author Posted August 2, 2003 The bank isn't working? *(Laughs hysterically.)* Okay, watch this: Minister of War Niner. Our first campaign will be to take over the battle hack itself and get the bank working. Financial reform will win the hearts and minds of the entire LF membership, giving us this one chance to seize power. Riiiight... Actually, I read in the feedback center today that when the website upgrades to VBulletin.3 (which is in the works) the battle hack is going away. Unless someone with the proper licensing is willing to rewrite the entire thing. Aresen needs an army anyway. We need the kind of drunken slogans that only esprit de corps can produce. Ray: Thanks! Actually, I tried something else and it worked, but I only came up with it when thinking over your instructions. *(Produces a magic banana and fires it up.)* What was the question? Lujayne: I know you're lurking. Do you want to be Minister of the Exterior or what?
Kuuki Posted August 2, 2003 Posted August 2, 2003 Originally posted by RayJones *takes zoom to his room and places him in front of his notebook* *writes some stupid stuff like "*takes zoom to his room and places him in front of his notebook* *writes some stupid stuff like " {time ends here} "* *inserts a http: link.* *marks it * now watch my secret key-combo .. *presses Control and then C key* *klicks to userpage and opens edit profile dialogue, sig box* now watch another secret combo *presses Control and then V key* *leads zoom back to this thread* now YOU my lord. You relise you might run into some friction here? *has a thought of draging someone from a fast moving vechile....* *people stare at him...* *shakes head.* Oh sorry, had an awsome thought ^_^
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