DarthMuffin Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 Well, I'm actually from GB.com, but it was getting boring over there (not enough new funny topics). Thus, I decided to extend my posting horizons to this great-looking place, and I have to say that I have heard much about Aresen. Just don't flame about my post count, I'm not a posting freak who creates 10 new topics each day... Anyways, Hello Everybody Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reclaimer Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 *(Punches Darth54 and points to can I join Aresen Thread made by me)* Go there instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthMuffin Posted August 1, 2003 Author Share Posted August 1, 2003 I don't want to hurt your feelings, but your topic is now a complelty "off-topic" thread, and they would probably not notice me anyways... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 Welcome to Aresen. We would appreciate if you left your sanity at the gate, otherwise your fate will be...most unpleasant. The Rules: Do not ever misspell 'rogue'. Don't tick Lynk Former off Don't tick the mods off Don't tick lexx off Don't ask about being a mod (we'll just ignore you) If DSS offers you a glass of milk, use force speed and run like hell Don't insult Mr. Weasel (lynk's pet) I think that covers all the rules, I hope you enjoy your stay here at our sanity-free forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Sad Shadow Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 ey 15 you forgot: please close the door behind, its frozen outside Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swphreak Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 Wow, at this rate, Mr. Weasel will have plenty to eat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 @ r15: that has to be the most boring crappy welcome ever. GO SIT IT THE CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE! ...leave these things to the men... and the dangerously insane like myself... [align=center]Hiya Darth54 and WELCOME TO ARESEN[/align] I'm Lynk Former. webmaster of The Bubblegum Crisis Center and long time member of Aresen and moderator of the SW Forums. If you have any questions don't ask me cause I'm just a nog... Now here are some things to know and some simple rules to go by in the mental asylum we call a forum... ¤ Don't spam ¤ Don't flame ¤ Don't insult Mr. Weasel (he's in my avatar, he's the forum mascot) ¤ Don't piss off the mods/supermods/admins ¤ Don't worry, Rogue Nine is alwayz grumpy ¤ If you trip over it's cause spot the invisible dog ran too close to you ¤ If DSS (Dark Sad Shadow) offers you milk... RUN!! ¤ Wacky_Baccy is a nog Now enjoy youself and... LEAVE YOUR SANITY AT THE DOOR (...don't forget to close the door behind you it's freezing outsite) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthMuffin Posted August 2, 2003 Author Share Posted August 2, 2003 Thanks guys Oh, and don't worry about Mr. Weasel. How can anybody insult such a charismatic small creature ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 *as usually in such threads: RayJones stepping in* hey. dont worry about your post count.. it doesnt matter.. [edit] eyh.. mine is 500 right now .. :D:D:D *dances* and dont worry about the offtopic "can i join aresen" thread .. yours is following this one.. AND .. they notice EVERYBODY in here .. i lived between the stories for 300 years and ate insects but they knew that i will come.. before i came.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 Welcome to Aresen, Darth54. Keep your hands inside the window and fear milk. That plus duct tape, and you'll go far. *(Forces his way into the cockpit and kills the pilot. Gets on the intercom.)* Ladies and gentlemen, this is a thread hijack. We have taken control of your primitive western air vehicle and are on course for a new destination where naked virgins await us all. As an interim measure, all stewardesses will remove their clothing and come to the front of the plane so that all may witness the glory ahead. Also, the cocktail cart is now complimentary for all seated passengers. Thank you for flying Aresen airlines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 *takes two nice virgins and put them besides for the rest of the aboard people and shares the rest of the bunnies with zoom rabbit..* let have some nice handworked and strong 'havannas' zoom. [censored] ah.. venice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Sad Shadow Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 *grabs a virgin and start chatting with her "say... your name is Kia right?...?" *stares at her bra .... " do you wear panties?" Kia: "no i dont... ;)" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 *Ignores the entire thing, but watches out the window in a paranoid trance.* "There's... Some... Thing ... On the... Wing.... Some... Thing!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 Originally posted by Reclaimer *(Punches Darth54 and points to can I join Aresen Thread made by me)* Go there instead. Fortunately not everyone is under the false impression upon coming here that you need some sort of official approval to join. If that was the case, we would've never let DSS in. j/k But making up new rules when you pop in? Not cool. Welcome to Aresen, Darth54, and don't forget to check your sanity in at the door. You won't be needing it here. Oh, and pay no attention to the proliferation of rules posts. They're just a strange and slightly useless forum tradition that by now has---*trips over Spot*---Ouch. What was I saying again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 Originally posted by Dark Sad Shadow *grabs a virgin and start chatting with her "say... your name is Kia right?...?" *stares at her bra .... " do you wear panties?" Kia: "no i dont... ;)" *grabs kia off Mr. D* don't go with that creep my lovely lady, all he wants to do is get down your pants. Come with me and I'll show you a great night on the town... THEN i'll get down your pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pisces Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 Originally posted by Darth54 Thanks guys Oh, and don't worry about Mr. Weasel. How can anybody insult such a charismatic small creature ! ...This one scares me. Welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Sad Shadow Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 *grabs kia arm... no, dont go with MR. tentacruel, come with me... kia: why i dont go with both *stares at lynk... *psssssssssst are you thinking what i am thinkin? :D you bring the cam, i bring the couch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 *nods* let's rock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Sad Shadow Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 *grabs Radio. Cptain zoom: BZZZZZZZZZZZZZTT this is DSS AKA MR D, please close the rear part of the plane, here Lynky, Kia and i are busy, so we dont want to get bothered :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 Fine with me. I'll be setting the plane down directly on its tail anyway, because I spilled rum on the landing gear controls. I say, keep a sharp eye out for that beverage cart--it's coming your way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 Originally posted by Lynk Former @ r15: that has to be the most boring crappy welcome ever. GO SIT IT THE CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE! ...leave these things to the men... and the dangerously insane like myself... *throws a sanity grenade at you* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Sad Shadow Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit Fine with me. I'll be setting the plane down directly on its tail anyway, because I spilled rum on the landing gear controls. I say, keep a sharp eye out for that beverage cart--it's coming your way. thank you captain, pls put some tekila and vodka *turns the camera on now my dear Kia, show respetable Mr tentacles and MR D what you can do pls *begins music... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 Originally posted by Redwing Fortunately not everyone is under the false impression upon coming here that you need some sort of official approval to join. If that was the case, we would've never let DSS in. j/k But making up new rules when you pop in? Not cool. Welcome to Aresen, Darth54, and don't forget to check your sanity in at the door. You won't be needing it here. Oh, and pay no attention to the proliferation of rules posts. They're just a strange and slightly useless forum tradition that by now has---*trips over Spot*---Ouch. What was I saying again? Hold on let me quote you.... to late! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 [align=center]WELCOME TO ARESEN!!! Darth54 you will become one of us soon enough...[/align] [align=center]Darth54, it is my honor to welcome you to RogueSquadron.Net, Aresen. As new member of this diagnal world, and dusty corner of Lucasforums, you must remember the following rules: ø - Leave you sanity at the door with the receptionist (Moi) ø - 1+1=BANNED, says a mod, so don't tick them off. ø - DarkSadShadow will ask for milk. Run, fast. ø - Lynk Former is perfectly harmless. ø - Mr. Weasel, Lynk's pet will tear off your cyber limbs, no matter how nice you treat him. It doesn't hurt, let it be. ø - Spell my name "Kjolen" and I will personally brand you with a large "ø" ø - use the word/phrase "nog" and "Nails person to the floor" at your own persoanl risk ø - Aresen is fully responsible for every injury you get, its after you. ø - Give me your sanity, NOW. O_O Thank you for being a part of our forums and remember: ø - always slap Wackeh, and tell him his to do pile doesn't get smaller by iPodding. ø - 1f j00 1337 |_|$ |_|P, |/\|3 |/\|1££ p|/\|n j00. - I made that smiley.[/align] Beat j00 all for welcomes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 Originally posted by Dark Sad Shadow here Lynky, Kia and i are busy, so we dont want to get bothered OOOHHHHH YES.. and how you want to get bothered.. *calls up Cindy and Ursula the swedish twins and sends them to the three .. 'lonesomes' to help out with the camera..* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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