Zoom Rabbit Posted August 8, 2003 Posted August 8, 2003 This is just getting silly. Gray Davis has to run for his own position twice, and now Arnold Schwarzenegger, Larry Flynt and Gallagher--Gallagher!--among others (not to overlook Gary Coleman there) are all running for his seat. This isn't politics anymore, folks, it's a drunken Las Vegas mob wedding, with Bin Ladens on the guest list. Actors, porno publishers, comedians... So why not a rabbit? I am therefore running for governor! I have a vision for the state of California which outstrips any of the feeble reasonings of movie stars or 'seasoned opinions' of the 'real' politicians. Turn the racketeers and porno hustlers out, for Zoom Rabbit has the higher future in hand. California must be bulldozed and turned into a giant feral parrot habitat. By reducing the human population, we would also reduce our need for social services and use of overburdened natural resources. What few Californians fail to take the hint and move elsewhere can be housed in giant underground worker hive communities, where frail and squinty-eyed troglodytes can be put to hard work, turning out a number of hemp fiber products (grown in our Humboldt county hemp farms, of course) cheaply enough to make the Chinese look downright greedy. Our profits can be used to buy crackers for the feral parrots, and the rest secreted in a Swiss account for 'emergencies.' Let's face it. No one wants to live in California anymore. We should therefore raze the whole thing and give the parrots a shot at it for awhile. The citizens of the state will be grateful. So, forget Arnie. Forget Davis, or any of the mobsters likely to show up on that ticket...vote for ME, Zoom Rabbit, as your write-in candidate for the governorship of California. You probably won't be sorry. Thank you for your time. (My apologies to anyone who already read my candidacy speech at GB.Com. Vote for me anyway.)
Surfnshannon Posted August 8, 2003 Posted August 8, 2003 I'd vote for you. I live in this state obviously ran by money whores. I hate Gray Davis. With an undying passion. He ran our state into the ground and into financial hell. He fired countless teachers and took tons of money away from good programs only to make up for his big mistake from the energy crisis. I'm sorry but this guy is an idiot. It is also a joke that so many damn famous movie stars want to get their career on the road by becoming the govenor. I will probably vote for Arnould. He has nothing to gain as far as $$ goes. He can't **** it up as bad as Davis has either.
HertogJan Posted August 8, 2003 Posted August 8, 2003 Hey, you stole my idea I'm a better governor! I promised free beer for everyone in California... That's right, even ZBomber
Zoom Rabbit Posted August 8, 2003 Author Posted August 8, 2003 Hertogjan...EVERYONE stole your idea! That's my point. I will take the free beer, though. Yoink!
HertogJan Posted August 8, 2003 Posted August 8, 2003 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit Hertogjan...EVERYONE stole your idea! That's my point. I will take the free beer, though. Yoink! Nuh-uh, only if you vote for me will that happen And yeah, they are all rip-offs of me... Heineken, Budweiser, Warsteiner... In the beginning was only one beer... MY BEER Or were you talking about something else
ZBomber Posted August 9, 2003 Posted August 9, 2003 Originally posted by HertogJan Hey, you stole my idea I'm a better governor! I promised free beer for everyone in California... That's right, even ZBomber Alright! Go me!
Darth Eggplant Posted August 9, 2003 Posted August 9, 2003 make it manditory state law for Oingo Boingo to have to get together once a year to play a Halloween gig and you've got my vote Zoomy.
yolkboy Posted August 9, 2003 Posted August 9, 2003 Originally posted by HertogJan Hey, you stole my idea I'm a better governor! I promised free beer for everyone in California... That's right, even ZBomber Ummm... Beer. HertogJan Beer of course though. and another vote to Zoom Rabbit. For in my imaginary election, I can vote twice
Redwing Posted August 9, 2003 Posted August 9, 2003 Originally posted by STTCT I'd vote for you. I live in this state obviously ran by money whores. I hate Gray Davis. With an undying passion. He ran our state into the ground and into financial hell. He fired countless teachers and took tons of money away from good programs only to make up for his big mistake from the energy crisis. I'm sorry but this guy is an idiot. It is also a joke that so many damn famous movie stars want to get their career on the road by becoming the govenor. I will probably vote for Arnould. He has nothing to gain as far as $$ goes. He can't **** it up as bad as Davis has either. Hear, hear. Zoomie: I protest. I mean, hey, I like feral parrots as much as the next gal/guy, but I also like having a home!
BigTeddyPaul Posted August 9, 2003 Posted August 9, 2003 The reason I like Arnold is that he isn't a lifer in politics. This is just something to do for fun and to put on his resume. There are a few good candidates out there who might do a good job but you never know. BigTeddyPaul
Eldritch Posted August 9, 2003 Posted August 9, 2003 I got a couple of campaign slogans for ole' Arnie: Arnold dresses as the Terminator from Terminator 2... menacingly walks towards the camera, giving it a cold, hard, robotic stare. He then extends his hand, and in it is clutched a California Registered Voter Card. He then adlibs one of his lines from T2. "Vote for me if you want to live." Ok, then, when the smear campaigns start, Arnie can dress up as the Terminator again, and using a combination of special effects and CGI, he can use a shotgun to shoot each of his CG'd opponents. Then he adlibs another of his lines: "Hasta la vista, candidates." Come on people, this stuff is GOLD! Work with me here!
Lil Killa Posted August 9, 2003 Posted August 9, 2003 ROFL Eldritch you should be a director.... I vote for Arnold I mean coomon my name IS John Conner or.... wait...
Kylilin Posted August 9, 2003 Posted August 9, 2003 I'd like to announce my candidacy for Lieutenant Governor under the Zoom Rabbit administration. I like parrots.
Mex Posted August 9, 2003 Posted August 9, 2003 Originally posted by Eldritch I got a couple of campaign slogans for ole' Arnie: Arnold dresses as the Terminator from Terminator 2... menacingly walks towards the camera, giving it a cold, hard, robotic stare. He then extends his hand, and in it is clutched a California Registered Voter Card. He then adlibs one of his lines from T2. "Vote for me if you want to live." I got that card through my mail today.
XERXES Posted August 9, 2003 Posted August 9, 2003 I think its funny, I want to know what he can really do though. Not just look all mighty and powerful.
Ray Jones Posted August 9, 2003 Posted August 9, 2003 ok zoom i vote for you.. but i hope it wont turn out to be a mistake if some predators will arrive earth during your governorship.. btw.. i like arnold he sometimes has this funny look that makes you think .. "his face ist actually baled to a fist.. isnt it??"
Ratmjedi Posted August 9, 2003 Posted August 9, 2003 Originally posted by STTCT I'd vote for you. I live in this state obviously ran by money whores. I hate Gray Davis. With an undying passion. He ran our state into the ground and into financial hell. He fired countless teachers and took tons of money away from good programs only to make up for his big mistake from the energy crisis. I'm sorry but this guy is an idiot. It is also a joke that so many damn famous movie stars want to get their career on the road by becoming the govenor. I will probably vote for Arnould. He has nothing to gain as far as $$ goes. He can't **** it up as bad as Davis has either. You know he is actually going to finance his campaign. I also will not vote for you Zoom. I like my state the way it is without the financial problems. California is a great state to live in.
Zoom Rabbit Posted August 9, 2003 Author Posted August 9, 2003 Don't get me wrong...I love California! It is a never-ending source of amusement. Redwing: As I said over at GB.Com, I will appoint you 'King of the Feral Parrot People.' We'll leave Disneyland intact, so you can have that as your house. The tourists will leave, I assure you, when the feral parrots get to them. Kylilin: I like your style, son. You're in. I heard an anti-Schwarzenegger radio ad today with Nazi marching music in the background...something about his father. Classy stuff. I have an idea (of my own.) HertogJan, how about if we run a 'California Governor' election right here in the Swamp? We can wait until the day of the election, then post a poll with the candidates' names to see who becomes the *Swamp California Governor.*
HertogJan Posted August 9, 2003 Posted August 9, 2003 Darn I'll never win!! Not enough beer drinkers in here How about I throw in: - free tequila for everyone too, but ONLY 16 years and above - more free days, like 'beer day', 'star wars day' and a 'everybody party on for 36 hours day' - no ridiculous games or movies rating systems, that won't allow 12 year old ppl to see Matrix Reloaded - free broadband internet access is REQUIRED for all californian citizens More to come
Eldritch Posted August 9, 2003 Posted August 9, 2003 Originally posted by Kanjo past I got that card through my mail today. LOL... not exactly what I had in mind, but close enough!
Ray Jones Posted August 9, 2003 Posted August 9, 2003 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit I heard an anti-Schwarzenegger radio ad today with Nazi marching music in the background...something about his father. Classy stuff. .. yeah arnold and nazis .. *pretending arnolds terminator voice* he you nazipeople.. my race is better that yours blamblamblam .. i wont need to come back .. :D:D:D
RoyTordesLegend Posted August 9, 2003 Posted August 9, 2003 I vote Ray Jones!! Heres Rays flier..... VOTE RAY!!!
Ray Jones Posted August 9, 2003 Posted August 9, 2003 DAMNIT ROY TORDES LEGEND!!!!!!!!!! where did you got that picture from!!!!!!! it thought i destroyed the negative.. (grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.. if i'd only had WEBSPACE) hey roy.. *looks down* youre standing in a swamp.. :D:D but nice to see you like that since i do it to .. *roy and ray standing in a swamp* :wavey: btw: do you remember if i did those chicks on the pic??
RoyTordesLegend Posted August 9, 2003 Posted August 9, 2003 I believe you did Ray, even though you were informed that they were (imagine this in the Alan Partridge stylee) "aaahhhh Ladyboys"..... Anyway, what are your core policies Ray? Can we expect to see the compulsory wearing of all underwear on the OUTSIDE, and the reclassification of Cats as Dogs?
Ray Jones Posted August 10, 2003 Posted August 10, 2003 lets see .. pantees is a must for all .. nothing but pantees .. cats would stay cats and dogs dogs.. but i would start a program to build up a big city where they can live in a big comunity.. plus you would be my personal advisor and vice governor because i am heavy busied with my current position as *Tam Tam* aresen imperial court jester *TAAAAAAMMMMM*
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