Rogue Nine Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 This speaks for itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 YIPES.... an aptly named thread. Talk about having a bad day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 heh i remember when this was on the news here about 7 months ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckcsaber Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 "Sure, I survived the cancer, but is life now worth living?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygomaticus Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 *checks* *phew* He's 67 years old...I wouldn't imagine it being that much of a loss - especially if he gets his 5 million bucks now...but...ach... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eets Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 Originally posted by krkode *checks* *phew* He's 67 years old...I wouldn't imagine it being that much of a loss - especially if he gets his 5 million bucks now...but...ach... Heh, yeah.. Good point. I don't think he used it that much previously anyway.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 Yeah well when you're all 67 don't come crying to me when I come around with scissors and free your captain winkies from their cotton prisons. Snip. Snip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygomaticus Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 I might not be alive then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfnshannon Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 I'm sorry but if a man judges his worth by his penus at 67...please...hasn't he had a good 50 years of sex already? And who would want to have sex with a potentially cancered penus anyways? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 .... huh? You mean after fifty years you'd go, "meh, that's enough for me" and stop? And I'm pretty sure you can't spread penis cancer. Which he didn't even have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfnshannon Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 I dunno.... Women are supposed to reach there sexual peek as they get older....so..... I guess I'll just go find myself a hot 26 year old guy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 err. .. some "guys" voluntarily decide to "get rid" of long john silver ... then the call the silicon doctor and .. at violine .. a new manwoman is born .. but i guess after 67 years as man .. there is not much left on a "bikinishape" .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Gnarly Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 WEhat The ****?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUNNER Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 Originally posted by STTCT I dunno.... Women are supposed to reach there sexual peek as they get older....so..... I guess I'll just go find myself a hot 26 year old guy! A mans sexual prime is more like 19-24. 26 is all washed up. And women are at their peak in their 30s. At 67 this guy was past due but I'm sure a bottle of viagra could of got him going. Hell ,look at hugh hefner. That dude is in his 60s ,or more, and he's got a set of twins that he's "dating". Or any other half naked chick he wants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfnshannon Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 I'm sure that's all for show.....don't always trust those porn mags they lie.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygomaticus Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 Well, none of us have ever been 60, so we can only tell when it happens. Let's wait and see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeiamyourdad Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 Ouch... It takes a man to understand that pain. besides, isn't viagra like...you know... oh well we might not be 60 yet and I hope that none of our twinkies can't get up anymore. Oh well let's have fun while we still have time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swphreak Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 owie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eets Posted August 30, 2003 Share Posted August 30, 2003 Originally posted by Boba Rhett .... huh? You mean after fifty years you'd go, "meh, that's enough for me" and stop? And I'm pretty sure you can't spread penis cancer. Which he didn't even have. Dude.. Most men have a hard time "getting it up".. after the mid-50's.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delphi's Clone Posted August 30, 2003 Share Posted August 30, 2003 *Grabs his penal area and runs away!* Man i dont think you know what us guys shlong means to us... he is our favourite pet. We treat him well and he gives many presents to people. Without him i dont know what i'd do.... 5 mill would surley not be enough. Only guys can understand this... but still.... Oh and you wont here me say this often, but : "I feel really really sorry for that guy, and wish him best, and hope he can cope with it cause... man i feel real bad bout that..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted August 31, 2003 Share Posted August 31, 2003 Originally posted by Eets Dude.. Most men have a hard time "getting it up".. after the mid-50's.. That's nice. Your sister been telling you that, has she? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted August 31, 2003 Share Posted August 31, 2003 I dunno. I'd like to still have sex when I'm 50+. when mister winkie doesn't work anymore I want the nearest person to shoot me in the head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherack Nhar Posted August 31, 2003 Share Posted August 31, 2003 Yeah, I mean so far we haven't discovered the real purpose of the human race... so all we do is reproduce ourselves. When we can't do it anymore, what's the point? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygomaticus Posted August 31, 2003 Share Posted August 31, 2003 Originally posted by Sherack Nhar Yeah, I mean so far we haven't discovered the real purpose of the human race... so all we do is reproduce ourselves. When we can't do it anymore, what's the point? Well people can't do it anyway, after they're 40 or 50. Reproduce themselves, that is. Usually, that purpose becomes raising your mini-self to the best you can. If the real purpose of the human race was sex, then there would be no point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeiamyourdad Posted August 31, 2003 Share Posted August 31, 2003 Originally posted by krkode If the real purpose of the human race was sex, then there would be no point. You mean it isn't already:eek: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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