Sivy Posted September 18, 2003 Share Posted September 18, 2003 I’ve posted these before, but I feel its time to post them again, so post them i will... sexually suggestive lines from Star Wars ANH 10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!" 9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?" 8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed." 7. "You've got something jammed in here real good." 6. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?" 5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought." 4. "Sorry about the mess..." 3. "Look at the size of that thing!" 2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!" 1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid." ESB 10. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me." 9. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?" 8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here." 7. "But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cumm..." 6. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while." 5. "Hurry up, golden-rod..." 4. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?" 3. "Possible he came in through the south entrance." 2. "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!" 1. "Control, control! You must learn control!" ROTJ 11. "Hey, point that thing someplace else." 10. "I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master." 9. "I never knew I had it in me." 8. "There is good in him, I've felt it." 7. "Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie." 6. "Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one." 5. "Back door, huh? Good idea!" 4. "She's gonna blow!" 3. "I think you'll fit in nicely." 2. "Rise, my friend." 1. "Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there! see if you can come up with any good ones for the prequels, i can only think of these... 4. "Now, be brave, and don't look back." 3. "Viceroy, I don't want to see this stunted slime in my sight again" 2. "She seems to be on top of things" 1." At last we can reveal ourselves to the jedi" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted September 18, 2003 Share Posted September 18, 2003 ANH: "Negative! It didn't go in, it just impacted on the surface." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BawBag™ Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 ANH: "What are you trying to pull here?" ESB: "It's lucky you don't taste very good" ROTJ: "I have felt him" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 "Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that's what you're best at." "Where are you taking this... thing?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuicidalXWing Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 R2D2: Whoooaaa! (It just sounds wrong) C-3PO : I am C-3PO, human/cyborg relations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 Originally posted by Sivy B 7. "Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 Originally posted by SuicidalXWing R2D2: Whoooaaa! (It just sounds wrong) C-3PO : I am C-3PO, human/cyborg relations. only i'd expect that one from you sxw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 Not that great but: I know we are in trouble, just hang on! How do you feel, Ani? Cold..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 I went and watched Attack of the Clones just to dig out this little tidbit... Amidala: 'Jar-Jar, I don't wish to hold you up.' Well. Looks like someone needs viagra! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 Hahaha dirty minded LF members..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 heya Sam. "She must have hidden the plans in the pod. Retrieve them. See to it PERSONALLY Commander." "Lets just blow this thing up and go home." AOTC "He's holding me back!" "The force is strong with this one." I know their not that good but *Shrugs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuicidalXWing Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 Yoda: Size matters not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted September 22, 2003 Author Share Posted September 22, 2003 obi-wan: "she seems to be on top of things" anakin: "not just the man, but the woman and children... they're animals" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted September 22, 2003 Share Posted September 22, 2003 Originally posted by Sivy B obi-wan: "she seems to be on top of things" anakin: "not just the man, but the woman and children... they're animals" Actually, i think he says: Not just the men, but the women... and the children. I slaughtedred them! i slaughtered them like animals! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted September 23, 2003 Share Posted September 23, 2003 "Holding her is dangerous." "Hey, you're not permitted in there. It's restricted. You'll be deactivated for sure.." "Well, I'm not going that way. It's much too rocky. This way is much easier." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted September 23, 2003 Share Posted September 23, 2003 "Open up in there..." "We're sending a squad up." "They're coming through!" "The Force is what gives a Jedi his power... It surrounds us and penetrates us." (that would explain Anakin's "virgin birth" ) "Watch your mouth, kid, or you're gonna find yourself floating home." (Luke must drag his teeth...) "That doesn't sound too hard." "I used to bullseye womp rats..." (Something about this line is just plain wrong..) "I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced." (Ahhhh, spermicide...) "I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it." (dirty old Ben...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted September 23, 2003 Author Share Posted September 23, 2003 Originally posted by ZBomber Actually, i think he says: Not just the men, but the women... and the children. I slaughtedred them! i slaughtered them like animals! thank you Data Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted October 2, 2003 Share Posted October 2, 2003 ROTJ # 7 is the best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted October 2, 2003 Share Posted October 2, 2003 SEX REX!!! XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted October 2, 2003 Share Posted October 2, 2003 *squint* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfnshannon Posted October 2, 2003 Share Posted October 2, 2003 I think the dirtiest thing in star wars I have ever seen...was not a line... It was anakin in the dark having a "dream".. I nearly died in the theater... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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