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I’ve posted these before, but I feel its time to post them again, so post them i will...

 

sexually suggestive lines from Star Wars

 

ANH

 

10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"

9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in

time?"

8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."

7. "You've got something jammed in here real good."

6. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"

5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

4. "Sorry about the mess..."

3. "Look at the size of that thing!"

2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"

1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

 

ESB

 

10. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."

9. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"

8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."

7. "But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cumm..."

6. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a

while."

5. "Hurry up, golden-rod..."

4. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled

up like that, huh kid?"

3. "Possible he came in through the south entrance."

2. "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"

1. "Control, control! You must learn control!"

 

ROTJ

 

11. "Hey, point that thing someplace else."

10. "I look forward to completing your training. In time you will

call me master."

9. "I never knew I had it in me."

8. "There is good in him, I've felt it."

7. "Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost...

you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy,

hold me Chewie."

6. "Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one."

5. "Back door, huh? Good idea!"

4. "She's gonna blow!"

3. "I think you'll fit in nicely."

2. "Rise, my friend."

1. "Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing

any good back there!

 

see if you can come up with any good ones for the prequels, i can only think of these...

 

4. "Now, be brave, and don't look back."

3. "Viceroy, I don't want to see this stunted slime in my sight again"

2. "She seems to be on top of things"

1." At last we can reveal ourselves to the jedi"

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heya Sam.

 

"She must have hidden the plans in the pod. Retrieve them. See to it PERSONALLY Commander."

 

"Lets just blow this thing up and go home."

 

AOTC "He's holding me back!"

 

"The force is strong with this one."

 

I know their not that good but *Shrugs*

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Originally posted by Sivy B

obi-wan: "she seems to be on top of things"

 

anakin: "not just the man, but the woman and children... they're animals"

 

Actually, i think he says: Not just the men, but the women... and the children. I slaughtedred them! i slaughtered them like animals!

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"Open up in there..."

"We're sending a squad up."

"They're coming through!"

"The Force is what gives a Jedi his power... It surrounds us and penetrates us." (that would explain Anakin's "virgin birth" :p)

"Watch your mouth, kid, or you're gonna find yourself floating home." (Luke must drag his teeth...)

"That doesn't sound too hard."

"I used to bullseye womp rats..." (Something about this line is just plain wrong..)

"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced." (Ahhhh, spermicide...)

 

 

"I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it." (dirty old Ben...)

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