C'jais Posted September 28, 2003 Share Posted September 28, 2003 http://sosa.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/worldrecord.php Sosa Shatters Masturbation World Record! September 28, 2003 It's official, Sosa is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Sosa achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period! Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Sosa remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest. Click link for more. I must say I'm impressed - such stamina is hard to come by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted September 28, 2003 Share Posted September 28, 2003 LMFAO! That is hilarious! Dear lord, what will be thought of next? Must have some strong forearms though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
{BK}SupremePain Posted September 28, 2003 Share Posted September 28, 2003 LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! jesus hes a Love'O'matic Loving Machine.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neko Lain Posted September 28, 2003 Share Posted September 28, 2003 That is normally things you dont want other people to know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted September 28, 2003 Share Posted September 28, 2003 :rofl: More comments, more I say! :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Gnarly Posted September 28, 2003 Share Posted September 28, 2003 This HAS to be fake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C'jais Posted September 28, 2003 Author Share Posted September 28, 2003 Originally posted by Mamba This HAS to be fake! No way. Everyone knows Germans are such wankers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted September 28, 2003 Share Posted September 28, 2003 (I know someone else put this on an earlier thread but..) In other news... Fire is hot. Retards are not smart. More at 11 on what your tax dollars are being spent on. Of course it's fake. Either that or it's fake. And of course there's the possibility of it being fake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C'jais Posted September 29, 2003 Author Share Posted September 29, 2003 Originally posted by Chase Windu I stopped reading after 'Sosa Shatters Masturbation World Record!' and that's way more than I wanted to know. 36 times man!!!! 36!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted September 29, 2003 Share Posted September 29, 2003 Dude...I mean...dude... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted September 29, 2003 Share Posted September 29, 2003 last paragraph is the best, "my immediate goal is to get some lotion and ice..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted September 29, 2003 Share Posted September 29, 2003 Aparently you'll need to beat Rhett first too.. http://boba.rhett.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/worldrecord.php (So you read Nuklear Power too, Cjais?) Edit- Cjais, you're starting to scare me.. http://cjais.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/arrested.php Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jed Posted September 29, 2003 Share Posted September 29, 2003 Oh hush Ty, you're already dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted September 29, 2003 Share Posted September 29, 2003 Dont hush me, you tranvestite freak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted September 29, 2003 Share Posted September 29, 2003 Gives a whole new meaning to Prize Wanker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Fisher Posted September 29, 2003 Share Posted September 29, 2003 Those are great:) Do you have any more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kstar__2 Posted September 29, 2003 Share Posted September 29, 2003 Originally posted by XERXES last paragraph is the best, "my immediate goal is to get some lotion and ice..." that has to be an instant classic quote lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C'jais Posted September 29, 2003 Author Share Posted September 29, 2003 Originally posted by Chase Windu 36 times? WTF? That's no record. I do that in my sleep. Heee.... I wonder why they didn't do a sponsor deal with Kleenex here. And his nuts must have been powered by fusion technology to provide all that sperm in that amount of time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted September 29, 2003 Share Posted September 29, 2003 thats a lot of goldbond Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorganfloss Posted September 30, 2003 Share Posted September 30, 2003 Ha! Masturbation? I would never be reduced to that sort of thing... What? I'm serious... Shut up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wassup Posted September 30, 2003 Share Posted September 30, 2003 OMG I first thought Sosa, as in Sammy Sosa, I'm like wtf!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted September 30, 2003 Share Posted September 30, 2003 Originally posted by gorganfloss Ha! Masturbation? I would never be reduced to that sort of thing... What? I'm serious... Shut up. How do you survive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted September 30, 2003 Share Posted September 30, 2003 I'm mostly German you know. LOL....Wanker...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted September 30, 2003 Share Posted September 30, 2003 I thought the English were the wankers not the Germans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorganfloss Posted September 30, 2003 Share Posted September 30, 2003 Originally posted by ZBomber How do you survive? Easily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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