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XD The funniest bastard askin me and this other guy questions about Star Wars it's hilarious he knows jack...

 

No this isn't a chat transcript this is real life events XD

 

Lynk <= Me obviously

Honky <= Dude that looks like Chief Wiggham

Anf <= XD lol... we don't know what he is...

 

 

Anf: Man what's the species in Star Wars? Klingons?

Lynk: Er... Klingons are from Star Trek man...

 

Anf: So what the hell is Yoda?

Lynk: He's the legitimate child of miss piggy and kermit...

Anf: Man I'm not touchin that one.......... O.o

 

Anf: *watching us play X-Wing* Man is R2 D2 in this? Man what the **** is he in this?

Honky: It's not THE R2 D2 it's just a normal R2 unit.

Anf: What are you talkin about that's R2 D2... Oooh, is that the one who says use the force luke?

Honky: No that... oh jeez XD

Anf: ...and what was the name of that gold dude that hung around with him? Han Solo?

Lynk: No that's threepio XD

 

Anf: So who's Han Solo?

Honky: He's a softdrink!

Anf: Wha? A softdrink?!

Anf: ...So who's the 30 guy?...

 

Lynk: Ya wanna ask anything else?

Anf: Nah man shuddup you're puttin me up on the net......... x.x

 

Anf: You know the episode where he's flying down that **** and R2's on his back

Honky: You couldn't be anymore vague there...

Anf: And that episode where luke pushes that old guy down that warp thing ...hey does Luke have an old lady?

 

Anf: Hey you know what episode i've seen, you know when they fall into the big ditch thing with the teeth, i can't remember how they're saved, they poke that big blob thing

Honky: *trying to explain but anf's just not listenin*

 

Honky: There's only 5 eps man

Anf: Five? I though there was 17 or some **** man...

 

Anf: *watching us play X-Wing* This thing can fly around space but it can't hold a nuke... this ****s flying around with the trash can on his back... how come R2, this ****s whistlin and **** and that Luke guy understands him...

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Wow...three of my younger siblings know more about Star Wars than him! I'm...amazed and impressed. And shocked. :eek:

 

Hehe, I was talking to a friend of mine....

 

me: it'd be living hell...

him: like being in the backseat of a vw bug?

me: ...like being in the backseat of a vw bug with a hutt.

him: what's that?

 

Well, I can't blame him. Much.

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Da, ya know that movie, the one where the dude is like in a computer with the green stuff? Ya, and he's goes in and like kicks ass...ya,

 

and that other movie with da short guys, and they like hitch a ride with these um things and they like talk. And there's this bracelet, or something its like um, gold, and they all want it...

 

ya

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Originally posted by STTCT

Da, ya know that movie, the one where the dude is like in a computer with the green stuff? Ya, and he's goes in and like kicks ass...ya,

 

and that other movie with da short guys, and they like hitch a ride with these um things and they like talk. And there's this bracelet, or something its like um, gold, and they all want it...

 

ya

 

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