Reaper Girl Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 *Looks at the politically incorrect title* erm... ...add your own holiday...yeah... Every Christmas I wish for world peace. AND DID I GET IT?!!? No. *sad* but immaturely, now. I get cool stuff for Christmas, i shouldn't complain, but i never get what i specifically asked for unless i pound it into people's heads for a year and a half. This Christmas, I want: GhostMaster go play the demo. Go!!! GO NOW AND LEAVE ME!! Tickets to see Phantom of the Opera....third time nuff said. A new CD player need i explain? AND A wanker detector oh, and CMI...third Xmas asking for it:( Post your Xmas wishes. My dad wants me off the box of joy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 Originally posted by Orca Wail A wanker detector I asked Santa if he could get you a *wanker detector,* and he said no. It turns out they're very popular this year, and there's a three-year-long waiting list. Sorry. However, I did some research on the web, and found simple instructions for how to make a *wanker detector* at home. Merry Christmas. (Can I say that before Thanksgiving?) *(Shrugs.)* How to make a Wanker Detector: 1. Take an old wooden baseball bat, and cut 18 inches off the end with a saw. 2. Hollow out the bat's core with a drill, about a quarter ($.25 US) width in diameter. 3. Stuff hollow core with old wine corks, until you've filled it up to the end. 4. Saw the cap off the discarded end of the bat and glue it onto the end of your shortened, corked bat with Elmer's glue. Allow to dry thoroughly. 5. It's finished. To use, walk up to suspected wanker and ask him, 'Are you a wanker?' When he says no, scream 'LIAR!!!' and smack him upside the head with your *wanker detector.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shivermetimbers Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 I want a newsnowboarding jacket . And a wanker detector. (not one of the cheapo home made ones) And replacements for the stuff that was in my car when it got stealed. (Cd's and a down vest) And for my sister to get home from Chile safe and sound casue evil as she is I miss her. And of course, a tentacle. More than anything else. A tentacle. Please Santa. A tentacle. Otherwise you might find yourself in a little pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 It's not even thanksgiving yet... o.O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shivermetimbers Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 Oh there you go, spoiling our fun. It's ALMOST thanksgiving. And anyway, lots of people here aren't form the U.S. Meaning Thanksgiving has no signifigance to them and their next big holiday is Christmas or another signifigent winter holiday. I love Christmas. I like the cookies and the lights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 Originally posted by Shivermetimbers It's ALMOST thanksgiving. And anyway, lots of people here aren't form the U.S. Meaning Thanksgiving has no signifigance to them and their next big holiday is Christmas or another signifigent winter holiday. Lots of people arent Christian, either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shivermetimbers Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 Note I said Christmas or other signifigant holiday (I should have excluded winter) Sorry for any confusion of offense I may have caused. None was meant at all, I was simply being shallow and not thinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 i want benchpressing weight lifting set cell phone portable mp3 player unreal championship speed pills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 Originally posted by Rogue15 i want speed pills What?!? Has no one yet picked you up by the collar and screamed 'SPEED KILLS!!!' with onion-laden breath in your face? Hold on. I've got a better present for you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Girl Posted November 20, 2003 Author Share Posted November 20, 2003 Originally posted by Tyrion Lots of people arent Christian, either. Sorry dude. How about we rephase this... ITEMS YOU'D LIKE TO RECIEVE FOR FREE THIS WINTER SEASON oh, and... Orginally posted by ShiverShivshivy And of course, a tentacle. More than anything else. A tentacle. Please Santa. A tentacle. Otherwise you might find yourself in a little pain. Lets just whip something up in our lab. They make good pets, actually. Have to tie the little wankers up in the basement before they try to take over the world. Unless, what you want for Chri...er, winter season is a partener in crime... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuicidalXWing Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 Man, you people are spoiled. Otherwise, most of these gifts aren't serious (the realistic ones). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shivermetimbers Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 Orca, to quote Anne of Green Gables, I think we may be "kindred spirits" Hooray for tentacles. What color do you want Orca? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 I dont mind about that- just trying to make a point. Anyway...an Ati 9800 Video Card is what I want, baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swphreak Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 I'm happy with Money... nothing special really... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shivermetimbers Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 I am getting Alia something very good for Christmas. If I get it early I will give it to her early too... Heehee I want to tell someone but I can't exactly post what I'm getting her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfnshannon Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 I want Blue Fog Lights for my Rolla Altezza Tails but in Gunmetal An Intake System for my Rolla So far I've just "almost" completed my mod's on my stereo I have This is my head unit - it is very cool 10 inch sub in back with its own Amp Alpine 6x9's in the back and component set in the front (tweeters and 61/2's. I got my windows tinted to Dark in back and medium light in the front. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 lego.. all i want is lego. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 I want a female type SX-69 pleasure robot. Made out of legos. No, seriously. I want a wakizashi--a REAL one, dammit! I want a real, hand-made samurai short sword to show up in one of the local pawn shops (I'll buy it myself...I just want it to show up.) They turn up here in the US on occasion, antiques from WW2, and it seems every serious samurai sword collector but me has at least one. So, Santa...as you can see, my demands are simple. I'll buy the thing even, and promise not you come after you with it in vengeance for the Christmas 1975 coal-in-the-stocking affair. Honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit I want a female type SX-69 pleasure robot. Made out of legos. i once was up to build such a robot but i am not sure if it was a good idea to start with the head.. somehow i just wasnt able to finish the whole thing after the head was completed.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 all i want for christmas is my two front teeth.. heheheeheeehehehehe, ouch! who threw that? >.> <.< i don't know what i want for christmas.. maybe a new electric razor and some new slippers :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swphreak Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 Actually... I want a Fleet of real Star Destroyers and 1 Super Star Destroyer... but I doubt Santa has room for them in his sack... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 Basically its like this, what sort of gift idea you'd like to give to another person this "WINTER SEASON" 1) Lynk would get a Reverse Blade Sword. I know Lynk would like that very much 2) Zoomie's getting some Fluffy Bunny action (not from me of course (you all wish dont you!)) 3) Cracken's getting one of these. Can't really say what it is, but its too funny to give it away. 4) Ike, a shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Girl Posted November 20, 2003 Author Share Posted November 20, 2003 Originally posted by SuicidalXWing Man, you people are spoiled. Otherwise, most of these gifts aren't serious (the realistic ones). Yeah, I'm a spoilt brat...*cries* @Shivers : A red and black tentacle. With real arms. @Zoom : I forgot to thank you for the wanker decetor. I tried it out, and it works GREAT! OooOOooh, pretty sword! I wanted to buy one in SanFran when I visited there last summer, but my mom was all like NO. She doesn't trust me... @Siv : that would be I. *Burns family's copy of Chipmunk Xmas* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JangoClone#104 Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 i can top you guys off, because for christmas, i want my sanity back! :eek: THAT'S RIGHT, MY SANITY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 well if you want that back, you could start by leaving these forums. but its too late for that, isn't it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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