leXX Posted November 29, 2003 Share Posted November 29, 2003 I was just playing AvP2 and I was laughing at some of the things they say, and it made me think about all the funny game quotes there are. Post your favourites. Mine are: AvP2 Marine 1: Someone tell me thats just a boot, that better be a boot! Marine 2: Hey, its a boot! Duke : This is no accident man, Rykov's leaving us here to die! Jones : You picked a hell of a time to be right about something. Duke: I don't think open sessame is going to work. Half-Life Security Guard: Roger that, lets run like hell! Duke Nukem Your ass is grass and I am the lawnmower man. Halo Marine: Get up so I can kill you AGAIN! Jedi Outcast Trooper 1: Then I blasted the second one from behind. Trooper 2: You fought 2 Jedis?! Trooper 1: Lots. Trooper 2: I don't believe that! Trooper 1: It happened. You should've been there, they're not so tough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Girl Posted November 29, 2003 Share Posted November 29, 2003 ELECTRONIC FUN FOR EVERYONE Day Of the Tentacle Hoagie(to self) Great. Tentacles are taking over the world, I'm stuck in colonial times, and now the toliet is backing up! Manic Mansion Nurse Edna: How silly of me! I should have chained you to the bed! Ed: Hey! Where's the cheese?!?! MediEviL I King Perigin: Good God Fortesque...what happened to your jaw?? And...*spamertizment*...i'm planning to make a game called "Sparky's Journey". A qoute of his is in my sig... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted November 29, 2003 Share Posted November 29, 2003 Hmmm. Well, time to open up the ol' archive. Activision's 1st Spider-Man title, after and before I unlocked "What If?" mode: Random Spidey quote:"Gee, I wonder who those pumpkin bombs belong to?" "Hans was here" (enscrolled on the wall of the safe in the bank level, in "What If?" mode.) Random Spidey quote 2:"I wonder if Wolverine's bones are really made out of adamantium?" The Back-Alley Brawl map: Venom:"Where'd Spider-Wuss go? OH SPIDER-WUSS?!?!? COME OUT AND PLAY-AY!!!!!" Spidey:"TAG!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted November 29, 2003 Share Posted November 29, 2003 Hmmm.... I don't remember that JO quote. What level is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jed Posted November 29, 2003 Share Posted November 29, 2003 Oh man, mine are probably from Call of Duty. Sgt Moody: Elder, you know how to jumpstart a car? Pvt Elder: No sir! Sgt Moody: Yea, well learn fast! That game rules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted November 29, 2003 Share Posted November 29, 2003 From KotoR, basically anything that comes out of HK's mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted November 29, 2003 Share Posted November 29, 2003 Blood Omen Kain: Ah, Nupraptor, I knew him well. Well, not really. Soul Reaver Kain: Tell me, did it trouble you to murder your brothers? Raziel: Did it trouble you when you ordered me into the abyss? Kain: No. Defiance Kain: At your every fatal move, I will be there. Kain: First your visions, now your powers. Your slipping badly. Kain: *gaping hole in chest where his heart used to be*I always WAS considered heartless. Moebius: Is that how you solve things, Kain? KILL?! Kain: This is not a debate! And this time, you've got nothing I want. *impales Moebius* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted November 29, 2003 Share Posted November 29, 2003 Originally posted by leXX I was just playing AvP2 and I was laughing at some of the things they say, and it made me think about all the funny game quotes there are. Post your favourites. Mine are: Half-Life Security Guard: Roger that, lets run like hell! Halo Marine: Get up so I can kill you AGAIN! heh....those are the two best quotes I would have put. Especially the things the soldiers say in halo....its funny as hell ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted November 29, 2003 Share Posted November 29, 2003 Duke Nukem - "It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, but i'll all outta gum !" JK2 & JA - Anything the Stormtroopers say. The Getaway - Thug 1 - He's here ! Thug 2 - Who ? Thug 1 - Hammond ! Thug 2 - Ah **** ! The game is loaded with funny things...and rude things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C Shutt Posted November 29, 2003 Share Posted November 29, 2003 "You smell like bacon and oppression, man!" - Grim Fandango. "I like shorts. They're comfortable and easy to wear." "Hey! You're not wearing shorts!" - Pokemon Crystal. "What can change the nature of a man?" - Planescape : Torment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kylilin Posted November 29, 2003 Share Posted November 29, 2003 The Back-Alley Brawl map: Venom:"Where'd Spider-Wuss go? OH SPIDER-WUSS?!?!? COME OUT AND PLAY-AY!!!!!" Spidey:"TAG!" That was a very cool cut scene. But my favorite game quote has to be from Final Fantasy VII: "There ain't no gettin' offa this train we on!!" -- Barret Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Eggplant Posted November 29, 2003 Share Posted November 29, 2003 many hidden jems of dialogue are hidden with several games I own. Grim Fandango have Manny try to Reap the hamburger or milkshake in the dinner, or have him talk to the living, so funny. and so manny more, there is like 7,000 lines of dialogue packed into the game. Starcraft or Warcraft Aleria: "you never touch the other elves like that." American McGee's Alice cheshire cat : "here's a riddle, when is a croquet mallet just like a billy club? I'll tell you whenever you want it to be." alice: "can you get me inside the fortress of doors? and if not there may be more than one way to skin a cat." cheshire cat: "hmm interesting phrase, never use it again." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorganfloss Posted November 29, 2003 Share Posted November 29, 2003 Gotta love Monkey Island. Guybrush - Look behind you! A three-headed monkey! Guybrush - Hmm, a rubber chicken with a pully in the middle. What possible use could that have. Wally - I'm a cartographer. Guybrush - You do open heart surgery? In here? Guybrush - Where are your pants? Herman - What pants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Rythe Posted November 29, 2003 Share Posted November 29, 2003 JO StormTrooper 1: These Blaster rifles are going to be the end of us. StormTrooper 2: Mine works fine. StormTrooper 1: Once you've fired a Blaster carbine you wont want to come back. StormTrooper 2: What's the difference? StormTrooper 1: It's all in the feel of the kickback, you can't stay on target with these things, you miss your first shot and your lying on the ground with a hole blasted through your ammor. StormTrooper 2: well we don't need to worry about that, this place is so far removed from the core planets, there is no way we are going to run into any resistence. StormTrooper 1: Keep talking like that and your going to be the first man down when something happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BawBag™ Posted November 29, 2003 Share Posted November 29, 2003 Originally posted by Tesla Anything the Stormtroopers say. Anything Duke Nukem utters. Shadowman - Talking to Dr. Batrachian: "You're my little puppy dog" "Shtop callingk me zat!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miko Reglia Posted November 29, 2003 Share Posted November 29, 2003 just that one quote at the beginning of one of the halo levels: "I would have been your daddy...":D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted November 29, 2003 Share Posted November 29, 2003 Everything they say in CBFD always seems to make me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jubatus Posted November 29, 2003 Share Posted November 29, 2003 All time favourite: Lazarus in Diablo Abandon your foolish quest! All that awaits you is the wrath of my master! You're too late to save the child. Now you will join him - in Hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KBell Posted November 29, 2003 Share Posted November 29, 2003 Duke Nukem- "Shake it baby" Kotor- Yes, ANYTHING from HK is hilarious. Pyscho robots rule;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C'jais Posted November 29, 2003 Share Posted November 29, 2003 "In a situation like mine, you can only think in metaphors" - Dick Justice, Max Payne 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Fisher Posted November 29, 2003 Share Posted November 29, 2003 KotoR-HK-47 "They don't seem to like us very much , can I blast the meatbags now, master?" And "Well, you are a meatbag master, you are all so squishy..." Best char ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acrylic Posted November 29, 2003 Share Posted November 29, 2003 I think one of the funniest things I've heard in a game are the things the Repair Robot says when you shoot him in DX2:IW. Funneh Shtuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted November 29, 2003 Author Share Posted November 29, 2003 Originally posted by ZBomber Hmmm.... I don't remember that JO quote. What level is that? You expect me to remember what level it was? LOL Some more from Halo: Hit it Marines, go go go! The Corps ain't payin' us by the hour! Aw, crap. Let's get the hell outta here, man! Somebody call the dropship! You stow that garbage right NOW, mister. You're a Marine, so act like it, dammit. We've got a job to do. (nice little tributes to Aliens there ) SERGEANT: You monkeys almost look like golden boys! MARINE: Damn straight! BISENTI: I got a bad feeling about this... SARGE: Boy, you always got a bad feelin' about SOMETHIN'. MENDOZA: Yo this is loco! And my favourite Halo quote: 343 GUILTY SPARK: A construct?! In the core?! That is absolutely unacceptable! CORTANA: Sod off! Gotta love Cortana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Girl Posted November 30, 2003 Share Posted November 30, 2003 I sense the guilt of stealing my chicken grows... Mi1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoxStar Posted November 30, 2003 Share Posted November 30, 2003 Zero Wing All your base are belong to us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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