TheHobGoblin Posted February 8, 2004 Posted February 8, 2004 I know some games have conversation between people if you play stealthy or something. I find some of these conversations to be very funny. For example... RTCW German Engineer: Ah, this peice of junk German Soldier: What's the problem? Engiee: This Generator doesn't start, I'm tearing my arm off just trying to get it working. Soldier: Are you pulling it right? Engiee: No, I'm just working my upper body 1 arm at a time! Soldier: Maybe your not cranking it hard enough. Engiee: Are you making idiotic comments just to annoy me? *angry fast voice* I'm getting angry becuase this GOD FORSAKING THING DOESN'T START BECAUSE THE GOD FORSAKEN THING IS FROZEN SOLID! What conversation got you luaghing?
obi Posted February 8, 2004 Posted February 8, 2004 HK-47's "meatbag" from Kotor. And some of the things Jolee says.
Boba Rhett Posted February 8, 2004 Posted February 8, 2004 Giants: Citizen Kabuto Freaking hilarious. All the convos.
snowman21 Posted February 8, 2004 Posted February 8, 2004 Yeah, what obi said ^^. My favorite from Jolee in KOTOR was: jolee: Oh I get it. Lets play with the old man's head is it? He's half sentile, he'll forget i said anything. Um, what was this about again? <---er, something like that. and this was my favorite HK-47 line: HK-47: How can you meatbags stand all that sloshing inside of you? It would drive me insane! <----er, something like that again. Me: Yeah, all that sloshing does get kind of irritating...
DarkLord60 Posted February 8, 2004 Posted February 8, 2004 The meatbag part in KotoR was also my favorite.
Alegis Posted February 8, 2004 Posted February 8, 2004 Guys guys..the funniest game ever is No One Lives Forever (1+2), some conversations: -You look like you need a monkey! °Excuse me? -I have a very fine monkey for you... only twenty dollars, American! °Sorry, I don't want a monkey. -What do you mean? °I don't want a monkey! -Why not?! °BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE MONKEYS! NOW GET THAT FILTHY BEAST AWAY FROM ME! -ARE YOU INSULTING MY MONKEY?! °I am sure it's a perfectly excellent monkey, but I don't want it! Now please leave, I am very busy! -Ten dollars. °NO! I wouldn't want the dreadful thing, even if it was free! -Free?! You want my children to starve?! °If they're hungry, I suggest you feed them the monkey! -This is a valueable monkey! My wife would kill me if she knew I was offering it to you so cheap! °YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND! I DON'T WANT A MONKEY!! -Infidel. 2 fruit vendors crash °Look what you did, you idiot! -Me? This is YOUR fault! °MY fault? You weren't even looking where you were going! -That is an exaggeration. Maybe I looked away for a second, but you're the one who came racing around the corner like a maniac! °I thought I saw a monkey -So Did I! That is why I looked back °Likely story! Why would a monkey chase you? -Sometimes they smell my bananas. Lasr week a mob of them attacked me and stole half my stock! °They're always after my mangoes too... -It seems we have a common enemy my friend °You don't suppose... -Suppose what? °Can it be a coincide that 2 fruit vendors should glimpse 2 monkeys at the exact same moment, at the exact same street crner, causing them to panick simultaneously, resulting in a collusion disabling both carts? -You mean they engineered this? Those bastards! °Be wary my friend, they may attack any moment! -They have guns! and another conversation between two female ninjas °I'm hungry -You just ate °I can't help it. I eat when I'm stressed -Why are you stressed? °I have a bad feeling about tonight -You're worried about one little spy? °What?No! Kenjin-San asked me to meet him later. I think he wants to break up -My grandmother says you should poison your man every morning before he leaves. Tellh im he can have the antidote when he comes home °What poison should I use? -I'm sure my grandmother can give you something, she doesn't need it anymore °She's not worried about your grandpa running away? -He can't. He's paralyzed, you should have to be very careful with the dosage
Jedi Luke Posted February 8, 2004 Posted February 8, 2004 Not a conversation but I pissed myself laughing when I heard Luke Skywalker from Jedi Outcast scream as he is falling, when I force gripped him and released him over the edge. :D. He screams as if a stick is up his @$$. Secondly, the 'meatbag' from kotor is another one worth listening to.
jebbers Posted February 8, 2004 Posted February 8, 2004 in half-life there is a guard and scientist talking about the models the engineers made and the guard asks the scientist if hes seen the new IG-88 model, then they get eating by some big creature.....that got a snicker out of me....
Astrotoy7 Posted February 8, 2004 Posted February 8, 2004 KOTOR - HK-47 is a crack up JA/JO - the conversations the stormies etc have if you wait and eavesdrop before running into slash em Monkey Island games/grim Fandango - full of witty quips I always like it in the Final Fantasy games when someone is lost or bewildered or ignoring you they say "........" MTFBWYA
The Cheat Posted February 8, 2004 Posted February 8, 2004 funniest game in my opinion is conkers bad fur day. the whole game is one crude joke after another. classic game
TiE23 Posted February 8, 2004 Posted February 8, 2004 Metal Arms has a ton of funny stuff... http://www.metalarms.com/home.html Go to media, then click on Voice over videos Krunk: Hey, nice job turd bot, about time you cleared those guys out! I've been hiding up here for a F*CKING MONTH living off oil puddles and tin scraps! Glitch: I thought you were captured. Krunk: I escaped, dumb ass! These sh*ts (Grunts) couldn't hold a conversation! Now jump up here and lets go get that chip! Glitch: I can't, its to high... Krunk in mocking voice: Its to high, my head fell off! Its always something with you bots. Okay, I think I can get through up here and see if I can go around unlock the door. I'll use my Control Tether to make those vermin blast them selves. TiE
ZBomber Posted February 8, 2004 Posted February 8, 2004 FFVII: Rufus: And who are you all? Cloud: Ex-Soilder, First Class! Barret: I'm from AVALANCHE! Tifa: Me too! Aeries: A flower girl from the slums. RedXIII: A scientfic experiment. Rufus: What a crew..... I just liked the part. ^_^
MysticSpade Posted February 8, 2004 Posted February 8, 2004 Originally posted by ZBomber FFVII: Rufus: And who are you all? Cloud: Ex-Soilder, First Class! Barret: I'm from AVALANCHE! Tifa: Me too! Aeries: A flower girl from the slums. RedXIII: A scientfic experiment. Rufus: What a crew..... I just liked the part. ^_^ it's sad cuz i remember that part like it was yesterday when i fought that surfer boy biatch on the roof of ShinRa
Crow_Nest Posted February 8, 2004 Posted February 8, 2004 From Max Payne: Thug: Im telling you its the red one Thug 2: Its always blue in the movies Thug: No its green! Thug 2: Oh no!!! *BOOM!* Made me laugh.
Darth Groovy Posted February 8, 2004 Posted February 8, 2004 Serious Sam, and Duke Nukem. I love the corny dialogue, and cheap one liners.
DarkLord60 Posted February 8, 2004 Posted February 8, 2004 Originally posted by Darth Groovy Serious Sam, and Duke Nukem. I love the corny dialogue, and cheap one liners. Duke nukem yeah I love his dialogue. "I am going to rip of you head and s**t down your neck. "Its time to kick arse and chew bubble gum, but I'm all out of gum."
BawBag™ Posted February 8, 2004 Posted February 8, 2004 Noising Dr. Batrachian up in Shadowman was rather amusing. And Conkers Bad Fur Day for the N64 was full of one liners and innuendo
The_One Posted February 8, 2004 Posted February 8, 2004 Originally posted by Darth Groovy Serious Sam Damn straight That game was just hilarity throughout, and excellent gameplay to boot. You can't stop laughing when about 20 people run at you screaming "aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!" Great game
TheHobGoblin Posted February 10, 2004 Author Posted February 10, 2004 EF2 (Elite Force 2) The level were you break into the Romulan base. The 2 guards that were outside. One is talking about a promotion. Guard 1: So did you hear, I'll be getting a promotion soon Guard 2: Yeah, How did you get it. Guard 1: Someone fell asleep in the commanders office. Nobody has a perfect record like miiiiiinnnnnneeee....
toms Posted February 10, 2004 Posted February 10, 2004 Nolf games Discworld games The alien called Elvis in Perfect Dark
leXX Posted February 10, 2004 Posted February 10, 2004 I posted a thread like this not too long ago. My favourite quotes are in there. Originally posted by Alegis Gensan Guys guys..the funniest game ever is No One Lives Forever (1+2), some conversations: °I'm hungry -You just ate °I can't help it. I eat when I'm stressed -Why are you stressed? °I have a bad feeling about tonight -You're worried about one little spy? °What?No! Kenjin-San asked me to meet him later. I think he wants to break up -My grandmother says you should poison your man every morning before he leaves. Tellh im he can have the antidote when he comes home °What poison should I use? -I'm sure my grandmother can give you something, she doesn't need it anymore °She's not worried about your grandpa running away? -He can't. He's paralyzed, you should have to be very careful with the dosage Hehehe. I remember that quote from the NOLF2 demo. I cracked up. You just reminded me, I still gotta get that game! *orders it*
Boba Rhett Posted February 10, 2004 Posted February 10, 2004 I just picked up Nolf1 and 2 up at Toys R Us for seven bucks each a few weeks ago. I need to get around to installing them!
IG-64 Posted February 10, 2004 Posted February 10, 2004 Originally posted by Jedi Luke Not a conversation but I pissed myself laughing when I heard Luke Skywalker from Jedi Outcast scream as he is falling, when I force gripped him and released him over the edge. :D. He screams as if a stick is up his @$$. Secondly, the 'meatbag' from kotor is another one worth listening to. Push someone off a cliff in Shadows of the Empire, classic
DarkLord60 Posted February 11, 2004 Posted February 11, 2004 Originally posted by IG-64 Push someone off a cliff in Shadows of the Empire, classic Ah yes the classic scream its so funny.
TheHobGoblin Posted February 11, 2004 Author Posted February 11, 2004 Yeah I always tried to do that when I get the chance.
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