Druid Bremen Posted February 16, 2004 Share Posted February 16, 2004 Ever heard of these nutters who put glass shards on their kite strings and attempted to cut each other's kites out of the skies with the shards? Well, in the end, the kite strings came down and slit some of them on the throats. And its a true story. What do you all make of that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted February 16, 2004 Share Posted February 16, 2004 Originally posted by Druid Bremen Ever heard of these nutters who put glass shards on their kite strings and attempted to cut each other's kites out of the skies with the shards? Well, in the end, the kite strings came down and slit some of them on the throats. And its a true story. What do you all make of that? I think they need to find less violent hobbies like duck hunting or something... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted February 16, 2004 Share Posted February 16, 2004 kites are dangerous... mary poppins has alot to answer for Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted February 16, 2004 Share Posted February 16, 2004 the organizers of this festival should have some answers.. 1. electric lines? 2. main road? tsk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted February 16, 2004 Share Posted February 16, 2004 i'll never fly my kite again! Well its in the recycling bin right now. Scary btw... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted February 16, 2004 Author Share Posted February 16, 2004 Originally posted by Siv kites are dangerous... mary poppins has alot to answer for *gasp* She was obviously sent from the future to plant the evil seed of kite flying into the hearts of our young! TEH POPPINATOR! :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted February 16, 2004 Share Posted February 16, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted February 16, 2004 Author Share Posted February 16, 2004 The truth is out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted February 16, 2004 Share Posted February 16, 2004 Originally posted by Boba Rhett *gasp* She was obviously sent from the future to plant the evil seed of kite flying into the hearts of our young! TEH POPPINATOR! :eek: exactly you want proof? how about the fact that Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious is in fact an anagram of... acid trip is cool, fag sex pie, CIA i slur coincidence? i think not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted February 16, 2004 Author Share Posted February 16, 2004 It's all coming together... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermie Posted February 16, 2004 Share Posted February 16, 2004 Originally posted by Boba Rhett Three people were electrocuted when metal wires they were using to fly or catch stray kites fell on live electric lines, "hey, we need some kind of rope to catch that kite flying against the electric lines!" "how about this pice of metal wire?" Ill leave it to you guys to figure out hoe to catch a stray kite with metal wire... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted February 16, 2004 Share Posted February 16, 2004 Next on CNN, Muslim Terrorists With Kites attempt to strike the US. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Windu Posted February 16, 2004 Share Posted February 16, 2004 It's not the end of the world... bunnies haven't become overpopulated and no Dark underlord has been named Peaches... wait a second... Ok, well bunnies haven't overpopulated and taken of the world yet. Xerxes don't give terrorists ideas... I can see Taliban sending out kites right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark jedi 8 Posted February 16, 2004 Share Posted February 16, 2004 its all a comspiracy! btw.....WTF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted February 16, 2004 Share Posted February 16, 2004 Originally posted by Mike Windu It's not the end of the world... bunnies haven't become overpopulated and no Dark underlord has been named Peaches... wait a second... Ok, well bunnies haven't overpopulated and taken of the world yet. Xerxes don't give terrorists ideas... I can see Taliban sending out kites right now. kite bombs...hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted February 16, 2004 Share Posted February 16, 2004 ...This is only the beginning.... What's next? "12 die at sprinkler party"? *srinks down in chair* Originally posted by BongoBob Wheel of morality, turn turn turn, tell us the lesson that we shall learn. And the moral of the story is... When trying to light a fish on fire underwater, always remember the futon. Animaniacs/Chef Brian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agen Posted February 16, 2004 Share Posted February 16, 2004 Sounds very forkish to me! -_- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prism Posted February 16, 2004 Share Posted February 16, 2004 umm WTF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 Looks like I am not the only one that picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Windu Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 Originally posted by Darth Groovy Looks like I am not the only one that picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue. MMMMMMMMmmm... Seabiscuit! Ray joins provides an interesting point, who would hold a kite festival near electrical wires and main roads... the kites could take out a car!Or cause a major wreck! ATTENTION: SIMULATION- NOT REAL TRUCK DRIVER Do de dooo do de dooo HOLY CRAP IT'S A KITE! *truck swerves out of control* AHHHHHHHHHHH *boom* It just so happened that truck had to be carrying nukes for the President... Wheel of Morality turn turn turn, tell us the lesson that we should learn: On a fine day, a small selection of cheeses will do a happy dance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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