IG-64 Posted April 7, 2004 Posted April 7, 2004 Today's virus is called W32/Pate.b! And it's infected everything! Get on up! Get on up and dance!
legameboy Posted April 7, 2004 Posted April 7, 2004 I'm trying to comprehend what you tried to say...
IG-64 Posted April 7, 2004 Author Posted April 7, 2004 Is it that hard? I have a virus on my computer!
Sam Fisher Posted April 7, 2004 Posted April 7, 2004 How the frickin hell do you get all these virusisisisi!!!!
Guest Jed Posted April 7, 2004 Posted April 7, 2004 Originally posted by Sam Fisher How the frickin hell do you get all these virusisisisi!!!! Better question would be why you come to LF to solve your computer problems....
Kusanavi Posted April 7, 2004 Posted April 7, 2004 Well that sucks mate, update your anti-virus program or something...poor you XD *points and laughs*
El Sitherino Posted April 7, 2004 Posted April 7, 2004 Originally posted by Kusanavi poor you XD *points and laughs* <_< i was lazy.
Astrotoy7 Posted April 7, 2004 Posted April 7, 2004 just like all the other strange things that happen at IGs house, its probably his mum, brother or best friend havin a larf by repeatedly buggering up his poor pc..... move out of home man ! mtfbwya
ET Warrior Posted April 7, 2004 Posted April 7, 2004 Get on up! Get on up and dance! ...I'm gonna be famous once I invent the device that allows you to stab people in the eye over the internet. [/blatant ripoff of somebody elses funny]
Astrotoy7 Posted April 7, 2004 Posted April 7, 2004 Originally posted by Jed Better question would be why you come to LF to solve your computer problems.... Hey its not too big a leap of faith. A poll conducted by myself indicated a good proportion of swampers considered themselves computer geeks, meaning they may some incidental knowledge about them ! Also, we have Siv the greatest tech support swamper in the galaxy..... ! mtfbwya
Sabretooth Posted April 7, 2004 Posted April 7, 2004 Sabretooth's here! 1) Update your anti-virus program. 2) Interrogate your family 3) Bang your head on the keyboard 4) Swear at the virus 5) Show the virus some boring, old home videos 6) Read the anti-virus manual in front of him 7) Put Up a party and don't invite him 8) Take a stick and bonk your monitor 9) Take you mouse and shove it through his throat 10) Blame the ghostly mold 11) Use anti-bug spray on your computer 12) Throw a mortar at him 13) Call up the Executioner 14) Give it to Grim Reaper 15) Inflict severe, painfull torture on him 16) Bring your Maths teacher to scare him 17) Bang a nail on him 18) Pretend to play baseball and hit him with the bat 19) Put a time-bomb on him 20) Play a boring game on the system 21) Dance and Party 22) Conver the PC into a hip '70s System 23) Install Linux 24) Call B Gates to solve the problem 25) Cry like a baby 26) Challenge the guy to a lightsaber duel 27) Advise him to post spam all over LF and get banned 28) Let him mate with Greedo (the horror, the horror) 29) Introduce him to Rhett 30) Let my Master and me take care of him
narfblat Posted April 7, 2004 Posted April 7, 2004 Try rubbing the hard drive with a magnet. that should get rid of the virus. or soak it in isopropyl(rubbing) alcohol (WARNING TO THE IGNORANT WHO MAY SEE THIS: this is a joke. DO NOT expose hard drives to anything magnetic or liquid.)
Kain Posted April 7, 2004 Posted April 7, 2004 I'd say...burn it...it being your computer...that'll learn that damnable virus.
IG-64 Posted April 8, 2004 Author Posted April 8, 2004 Oh happy day! I have to wear a retainer at night for the rest of my freaking life!
--ZeeMan-- Posted April 8, 2004 Posted April 8, 2004 LOL sabretooth nice list...and jed...i absolutely LOVE you're forum rank....suits you very well ;-)
topshot Posted April 8, 2004 Posted April 8, 2004 Originally posted by Sabretooth: 30) Let my Master and me take care of him HELL YEAH!!!!! *grabs a .45 calibur Socom pistol, dons a "Snake Rocks!" bandana, and dresses in full camouflage.* Metal Gear Solid freak, right here! lol Yeah, I'd just update your antivirus software, and don't worry 'bout that retainer. I've worn one, too (as well as had wiring attached to the back of my lower canines), so you're not the only one out there who's felt that kind of pain. Damn the retainers, I say!
Astrotoy7 Posted April 8, 2004 Posted April 8, 2004 Originally posted by IG-64 Oh happy day! I have to wear a retainer at night for the rest of my freaking life! I feel like Crow here, asking a very obvious question but what is a retainer...Im assuming its something for your teeth ? If so, we call 'em something else down here .... mtfbwya
topshot Posted April 8, 2004 Posted April 8, 2004 Originally posted by Astrotoy7 I feel like Crow here, asking a very obvious question but what is a retainer...Im assuming its something for your teeth ? If so, we call 'em something else down here .... mtfbwya It's another word for braces.
ET Warrior Posted April 8, 2004 Posted April 8, 2004 Originally posted by topshot It's another word for braces. No. Braces are attached to your teeth, and are a much more powerful way to shift your teeth. Retainers are removable and are typically there to either keep your teeth in the position they were put in by braces, or to slowly shift them.
narfblat Posted April 8, 2004 Posted April 8, 2004 I hated when I had braces, and couldn't chew gum or eat taffy or popcorn. Now that I have a retainer, I can just take it out whenever I want to do that.
Crow_Nest Posted April 8, 2004 Posted April 8, 2004 Originally posted by Astrotoy7 I feel like Crow here, asking a very obvious question but what is a retainer...Im assuming its something for your teeth ? If so, we call 'em something else down here .... mtfbwya I know whats that, i had to wear them after removing braces. Btw, IG how the hell can you end up with a virus? did you should update your anti-viurs software thingy after sometime....
CapNColostomy Posted April 8, 2004 Posted April 8, 2004 Originally posted by Jed Better question would be why you come to LF to solve your computer problems.... An even better question would be why not? I mean...who cares? And if anyone raises their hand in response to question number two, question number three is why?
ExcelsioN Posted April 8, 2004 Posted April 8, 2004 What I find strange is that I've had my pc for over a year and it still hasn't had any viruses. What virus scanner do you have? And yeah...what do retainers and viruses have in common?
Pie™ Posted April 8, 2004 Posted April 8, 2004 Originally posted by ExcelsioN And yeah...what do retainers and viruses have in common? They suck and IG has them
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