Darth Homer Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 "I saw this in a movie once..." "The magician doesn't really cut you in half..." "I bet I can catch that bullet in my mouth!" "Don't worry, he's an expert kinfe thrower." "Go ahead, Dad, I'm sure you can hit the apple!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 MMM!! That was good, can I have another? - Socrates Yea thats all I got for now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHobGoblin Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 I wonder what happens when you set gasoline on fire.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark jedi 8 Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 "who listens to the disclaimer that comes on before jackass anyway?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 Originally posted by --ZeeMan-- oh god....i know it's not a death scene, but it's MONTY PYTHON alas..poor patsy you're death will not have been in vain uh..i'm not quite dead yet hmm...alas poor patsy you will not have been mortally wounded in vain i think i'll pull through I was gonna post that "Blue. No, yel... auuuuuuuugh." "I'm getting better!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokemaster Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 "Don't be silly, of COURSE these are glow-in-the-dark Nerds" *dentis to crocodile* "Don't worry, this won't hurt a bit....." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Windu Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 "I'd rather listen to Usher because I've never heard Metallica, and don't really care to." I don't think I'll die for that. Usher's really good. "This is for my country." "So, I assembled the bomb timer upside down?" "Don't worry, there's a 3 second delay on these grenades!" "*hits paddleball* 1,2,3....664,665, 66- DAMNIT! 1,2,3..." As told by Peaches, who I do not know the identity of.¬_¬ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 Originally posted by Mike Windu "I'd rather listen to Usher because I've never heard Metallica, and don't really care to." I don't think I'll die for that. Usher's really good. Well be glad we aren't in the same country then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Windu Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 *Remembers* "I've heard Metallica, I'd still rather listen to Usher, or Outkast." I'm still not dead yet. "Don't worry, it's just a papercut." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 "What is soylent green made out of?" "You NRA people can have your guns back 'When you pry them from my cold, dead fingers!'" "Look, Mace lost his lightsaber, he can't be that powerful now!" (see Clone Wars cartoon, ep 18 for full understanding) - "What's with all the teddy bears?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 "Everyone, stand back! I have no idea what I'm doing!!!!" *From Metal Gear Solid: Twin Snakes Transcript. Custom edited by yours truly . It may not be funny, but I like it.* Psycho Mantis:"So you like Nintendo games. Ah, so you like adventure games. So you seem to like the Legend of Zelda? You have not saved in quite a while. You are very careful in avoiding traps......or you are a coward. You are a reckless and powerful warrior." "Damn straight!!!! I'm so powerful I could take on 12 thousand of you and a Ganondorf, you psychotic um, uh.......!" "Psychos?" "Yeah. That's just what I was gonna say. How'd you know?" "Get a clue, I'm a powerful psychic for crying out loud!" "Riiiiiiiiiiiiight......." *And that's about it. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--ZeeMan-- Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 oh how does it go? I regret that I have but one life to give to my country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Windu Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 While we're being all serious... "Tell my wife, I love her." Screams break the silent night, Awaken in fright, An unnerving flashback, Visions of another time, Eternally retold in their minds, The same fear, Every breath may be the last. They were men once, But that time has long since passed, Faded away, As the moon before dawn. They were men once, But now, They’re just mere shells, Lying around the battlefield. Enjoy that poem too(hey, it fit the situation) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 wow, way to bring down the thread... "Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." -- actual last words of Pancho Villa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Druid Bremen Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 "Watch carefully; I'm only going to do this once." Says a terrorist strapped with bombs to his students. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted April 15, 2004 Author Share Posted April 15, 2004 "damn, i think my gun has jammed" "which one is the live rail?" "see? the ghetto's not so bad" "there is no spoon" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 "Hi IG-64. To prove how much we love you we endow you with this new computer !" "Hi Obi13. Have you ever seen this comic book. Its called superman. I think you'll like it" "Hi TiE23. This is called jolt cola. check it out dude!" "Hi Crow. Do you that what spam means....no silly, not that stuff you get at christmas....let me tell you what it means when you're on the internet!" "Hi Astro. Go onto LF and ask about some JO maps and mods. Then leave....no need to hang around, coz those internet nerds are just plain weird..." mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master_Keralys Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 "Hey Astro - Final Fantasy sucks! It's the worst game ever invented! In fact, there's nothing so bad as - hey! What's that in your hands? Lionheart? What are you talking about?" - gurgle of death... "You must have an overdeveloped sense of vengeance..." A few minutes later, "Offer me money..." "Anything you want..." "I want my father back, you SOB" - The Princess Bride "Oh, no problem. We do things like this all the time..." "We will be victorious!" "Join me. You know you'll never truly be one of them..." Desann at the end of JO. Tavion's ranting: "I will not cower as I did before Katarn!" "Please, Jaden. Don't do this! Don't give into your anger! I was wrong!" (No, you were weak...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 Yessssssss... - Mobius, after being impaled on the Soul Reaver against a rock after Kain asked him 'Do you SO enjoy death, Mobius?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark jedi 8 Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 "so wait, the rocket comes out this end" "how many lick does it take to get to the center of a lolli pop?" - spends the rest of life trying to find out. "i always keep my guns unloaded" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jebbers Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 "You get on the door Rose. I can swim next to you."-Jack in Titanic:p "Whats this do?" "Pull it and find ou...*KA-BLOOM!!!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 "Did you just say 'badger'?'" "Cheese can't be all that bad" "Not look like pie..." "Is that knife real?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 "If you are walking through the woods and a bear attacks you, just punch him in the nose. Let me demonstrate..." "Hey Boba, I think you are a HEAD above your father! BWAHAHAHA..." - "Vader won't betray me..." - "I still have good depth perception!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rick ulo 11103 Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 "go ahead and honk, its not like he has a gun or something"- passenger to driver "the cliffs not that long..." "what does 'death penalty' mean?" thats all i got Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Windu Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 "I think your fish died." "AHA! I have taken Clemme's stick! Now, he's only... Clemme." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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