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Stimpy

 

Pinky: Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?

Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world!

 

B: Pinky, Are you pondering what I am pondering?

P: Uh, I think so, Brain, but where will we find a duck and a hose at this hour?

 

B: Pinky, Are you pondering what I am pondering?

P: I think so, but where will we find an open tattoo parlor at this time of night?

 

B: Pinky, Are you pondering what I am pondering?

P: Wuh, I think so, Brain, but if we didn't have ears, we'd look like weasels.

One in every episode i think...
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Originally posted by SeleneRayne

My fav Invader Zim quote:

-Zim: WHO PUT BACON IN THE SOAP?!

-Gir: I made it myself!!

XD I love that. I heard they actually made bacon scented soap and hat was what inspired that line. *shrugs* dunno if it's true though, but I do know there is bacon scented soap.
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MULAN

 

A single grain of rice can tip the scale; one man may be the differance between victory and defeat." ---Emperor, "Mulan

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Animaniacs

 

Emperror - DON'T YOU NOW WH I AM?

 

Yakko- Why? Did you forget?

 

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Hercules

 

"They named me 'Pluto'?! What kind of a name is 'Pluto'? I wouldn't call my dog 'Pluto'!" ---Hades, upon finding out his Roman name, "Hercules"

 

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Simpsons

 

(homer and bart are lost in the woods, homer takes a rope and ties a snare noose from the tree branch to set a trap!)

 

Bart - What are we going to DO? HANG OURSELVES?

 

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SIMPSONS

 

"you don't like you job, you dont strike, you just sit and do everything half-@$$ed! That's the American way"

 

-Homer Simpson

 

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X_MEN

in x-men:Gambit, Wolverine and Bishop are sitting, playing cards!Gambit attacks Bishop:

 

Bishop: "I can absorb any energy, and channel it right back! Thats MY mutant power!

 

Wolverine (whiping out his adamantium claws): "How would you like to try absorbing THEESE! Now sit down! Both of you!

...Or cards won't be the only thing that gets CUT around here!"

 

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X_MEN:

(multiple man duplicates himself into TWO!)

 

Wolverine: "What's this? A two for one sale?"

 

(multiple man multiplies himsel into a dozen)

 

Multiple Man: "no, more like a BAKER"S DOZEN!"

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This is from Vice city but its still funny,

 

Callum: Hi Maurice! Hola. Buenos dias and noches. Bonjour and

buongiorno. Wilkommen. Hallo, hello, hi

 

Callum: By giving everyone hope... A dream of a better tomorrow. By

encouraging people to grow their own root vegetables. What's the

satisfaction of holding a gun in your hand when you could be holding a

ho, planting seeds in a peasent village?

 

Callum: ...And, Speaking for the Underdog, the foundation I set up for

my trust fund... We believe gangs are a valid expression of a people's

identity. A grouping... A community within a community. Gangs are a

way to be noticed in the boxy suburbs. You scream out, rather than

urinate at the edge of your camp like a proud native. We spray paint

our names on the walls at the mall to ward off predators.

 

Callum: No, no! We believe passionately in non-violent solutions to

life's problems. Gangs have to learn to love... To be inclusionary.

We'd award badges to good gangs, and give bad gangs a silly hat to wear.

It would give people something to feel a part of. Kill with kindness,

not a garden tool.

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Homer: MARGE HELP!! THE DOLL IS TRYING TO KILL AND THE TOASTER HAS BEEN LAUGHING AT ME!!!

 

Homer: His hair is so queer.

Burns/Dracula: I heard that!

Homer: It was the boy!

 

Shopkeep: I must warn you that this doll is evil.

Homer: Thats bad.

SK: But it comes with a free frogurt!

H: Thats good.

SK: The frogurt is also cursed.

H: Thats bad.

SK: But it comes with free sprinkles!

H: Thats good.

SK: The sprinkles are made of potasium benzoate.

H: ...

SK: Thats bad.

H: Can I go now?

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