Prime Posted October 28, 2004 Posted October 28, 2004 To many great Simpson's quotes to have a favorite. "Take us to your President Clin-ton!" "Kneel before my slingshot, puny human!"
toms Posted October 28, 2004 Posted October 28, 2004 Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy! Stimpy Pinky: Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight? Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world! B: Pinky, Are you pondering what I am pondering? P: Uh, I think so, Brain, but where will we find a duck and a hose at this hour? B: Pinky, Are you pondering what I am pondering? P: I think so, but where will we find an open tattoo parlor at this time of night? B: Pinky, Are you pondering what I am pondering? P: Wuh, I think so, Brain, but if we didn't have ears, we'd look like weasels. One in every episode i think...
El Sitherino Posted October 28, 2004 Posted October 28, 2004 Originally posted by Mike Windu Can anyone guess what cartoon I'm quoting from? spongebob. what do I win?
SeleneRayne Posted October 28, 2004 Posted October 28, 2004 My fav Simpson's quote: (Homer thinking he was gonna die) -Homer: Remember me how I was, bitter and full of rage! My fav Invader Zim quote: -Zim: WHO PUT BACON IN THE SOAP?! -Gir: I made it myself!!
Mike Windu Posted October 28, 2004 Posted October 28, 2004 Originally posted by InsaneSith spongebob. what do I win? Eternal Damnation. Thanks for playing... "you can't win!"
El Sitherino Posted October 28, 2004 Posted October 28, 2004 Originally posted by SeleneRayne My fav Invader Zim quote: -Zim: WHO PUT BACON IN THE SOAP?! -Gir: I made it myself!! XD I love that. I heard they actually made bacon scented soap and hat was what inspired that line. *shrugs* dunno if it's true though, but I do know there is bacon scented soap.
narfblat Posted October 28, 2004 Posted October 28, 2004 I almost forgot about "Pinky and the Brain" Pinky: Narf! Poit! (that's where I got the first half of my online name.)
BongoBob Posted October 29, 2004 Posted October 29, 2004 Originally posted by SeleneRayne My fav Invader Zim quote: -Zim: WHO PUT BACON IN THE SOAP?! -Gir: I made it myself!! Ehem, WHY WAS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP! I MADE IT MYSELF! Thank you *walks away*
SeleneRayne Posted October 30, 2004 Posted October 30, 2004 Originally posted by BongoBob Ehem, WHY WAS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP! I MADE IT MYSELF! Thank you *walks away* Thank You
kipperthefrog Posted October 30, 2004 Posted October 30, 2004 MULAN A single grain of rice can tip the scale; one man may be the differance between victory and defeat." ---Emperor, "Mulan ---------------- Animaniacs Emperror - DON'T YOU NOW WH I AM? Yakko- Why? Did you forget? ------------- Hercules "They named me 'Pluto'?! What kind of a name is 'Pluto'? I wouldn't call my dog 'Pluto'!" ---Hades, upon finding out his Roman name, "Hercules" --------- Simpsons (homer and bart are lost in the woods, homer takes a rope and ties a snare noose from the tree branch to set a trap!) Bart - What are we going to DO? HANG OURSELVES? ----- SIMPSONS "you don't like you job, you dont strike, you just sit and do everything half-@$$ed! That's the American way" -Homer Simpson --------- X_MEN in x-men:Gambit, Wolverine and Bishop are sitting, playing cards!Gambit attacks Bishop: Bishop: "I can absorb any energy, and channel it right back! Thats MY mutant power! Wolverine (whiping out his adamantium claws): "How would you like to try absorbing THEESE! Now sit down! Both of you! ...Or cards won't be the only thing that gets CUT around here!" ----- X_MEN: (multiple man duplicates himself into TWO!) Wolverine: "What's this? A two for one sale?" (multiple man multiplies himsel into a dozen) Multiple Man: "no, more like a BAKER"S DOZEN!"
TheOutrider Posted October 30, 2004 Posted October 30, 2004 This is from Vice city but its still funny, Callum: Hi Maurice! Hola. Buenos dias and noches. Bonjour and buongiorno. Wilkommen. Hallo, hello, hi Callum: By giving everyone hope... A dream of a better tomorrow. By encouraging people to grow their own root vegetables. What's the satisfaction of holding a gun in your hand when you could be holding a ho, planting seeds in a peasent village? Callum: ...And, Speaking for the Underdog, the foundation I set up for my trust fund... We believe gangs are a valid expression of a people's identity. A grouping... A community within a community. Gangs are a way to be noticed in the boxy suburbs. You scream out, rather than urinate at the edge of your camp like a proud native. We spray paint our names on the walls at the mall to ward off predators. Callum: No, no! We believe passionately in non-violent solutions to life's problems. Gangs have to learn to love... To be inclusionary. We'd award badges to good gangs, and give bad gangs a silly hat to wear. It would give people something to feel a part of. Kill with kindness, not a garden tool.
Kain Posted October 30, 2004 Posted October 30, 2004 Marge's Mother: Oh Monty! You're the devil himself. Mr Burns: WHA-?! WHO TOLD YOU!!! Oh I mean yes...
Captain Wilson Posted October 31, 2004 Posted October 31, 2004 Zoidberg: Friends help, a guine pig tricked me Zapp branigan: You win again gravity Death: This is why i dont like clothes shoping, have no ass. Look minus an ass
Kain Posted October 31, 2004 Posted October 31, 2004 Homer: MARGE HELP!! THE DOLL IS TRYING TO KILL AND THE TOASTER HAS BEEN LAUGHING AT ME!!! Homer: His hair is so queer. Burns/Dracula: I heard that! Homer: It was the boy! Shopkeep: I must warn you that this doll is evil. Homer: Thats bad. SK: But it comes with a free frogurt! H: Thats good. SK: The frogurt is also cursed. H: Thats bad. SK: But it comes with free sprinkles! H: Thats good. SK: The sprinkles are made of potasium benzoate. H: ... SK: Thats bad. H: Can I go now?
MarcusLeCoy Posted November 1, 2004 Posted November 1, 2004 Snake: I will kill you all one day! *Points to everyone in the room* Cop: Don't forget Bart! *grabs Bart who was hiding behind the arcade machine* Bart: Aww
RoxStar Posted November 1, 2004 Posted November 1, 2004 Originally posted by InsaneSith Crafty mexicans and their glass candy. I almost spat on my monitor when I read that.
IG-64 Posted November 1, 2004 Posted November 1, 2004 "Oh, so it'll be like Big Brother.... only somebody'll be watching"
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