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El Sitherino

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::waves hand in front of IS::

 

you want an iPod instead. :cool:

 

had mine since august (4th gen, 40 gigger) and i LUV IT!! i wanna get some of those hp-ipod tattoos to spruce it up a bit, and maybe perform the brushed-aluminum modification to the back of it ...

 

for c'mas i want all the hungry people of the world to be fed, and i want world peace ... or is it whirrled peas? bah, who am i kidding? i want an official red ryder, carbine action, 200-shot, range model air rifle ... ooooohh.

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Mostly I want THAT TV, because it is WAY bigger than mine. That is a 32" screen, AND it is Silver which is both my favorite color, and most of my audio visual components are silver as well. Most importantly, I want it because of this:

 

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My TV is old, therefore not DVD compatible without an RF modulator, and I have to run my XBOX through my VCR, which is kind of a hassle sometimes. This TV ought to make my console gaming alot more fun. :)

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Originally posted by adillon

i want an official red ryder, carbine action, 200-shot, range model air rifle ... ooooohh.

 

Originally posted by Shok_Tinoktin

You'll shoot your eye out kid.

 

Gotta be one of the all-time best Xmas movies! :cool:

 

Best quote from the movie: "I double-dog dare ya!" ... a few seconds later... "mmmmphh.... hae... ee... I... uu."

 

Originally posted by Innane Smith

What kinds of gifts are you asking for?

 

World peace. Nothing for myself.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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A Tivo and BattleFront would be nice, though :D

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If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.

 

If I had two wishes that I could wish for this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace.. and the second would be for $30 million a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account.

 

You know, if I had three wishes that I could make this holiday season, first, of course, would be for all the children to get together and sing.. the second would be for the $30 million every month to me.. and the third would be for all encompassing power over every living thing in the entire universe.

 

And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, first would be the crap about the kids.. second would be for the $30 million.. the third would be for all the power.. and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year for an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought about slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina somebody, I can't think of her name, of course my lovely wife could come, too. She's behind me 100% on this, I guarantee you.

 

Wait a minute, maybe that sex thing should be the first wish! So, if I made that the first wish, because, you know, it could all go boom tomorrow, and then what have you got? No, no.. the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. No, no, who am I kidding! I mean, they're not gonna be able to get all those kids together! I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible! It's more trouble than it's worth! So, we reorganize: here we go. First, the sex - we go with that; second, the money. No! We go with the power second, then the money, and then the kids. Oh, wait, oh geez! I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay.. revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in Hell! That would be the fourth wish! And of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of peace and harmony. Thank you, everybody.

 

- And thanks to Steve Martin ;)

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