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Posted

Well, In the avatar thread, everyone's started talking about spam, so just carry it on here, like Skinkie said.

Quote or whatever, just as if we're in the same thread, at least it'll be on-topic

 

 

 

:confused:

Posted
Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg, bacon and spam; egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam; spam, spam, spam, egg and spam; spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam; or Lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam
Posted

fried spam sandwiches taste like crap.

 

anyway, i find spam to be completely immoral and wrong on many different levels. i hate spam. it ruined my life! b/c of spam, i now live in a cardboard box...i have to use the f***ing school computers to post on here! no, j/k.

 

but, yeah.

 

this smilie rocks:

:yoda:

Posted
Originally posted by Das Mole

anyway, i find spam to be completely immoral and wrong on many different levels. i hate spam. it ruined my life! b/c of spam, i now live in a cardboard box...i have to use the f***ing school computers to post on here! no, j/k.

 

ppff... that nuttin! i have it though! i live in a lake, have to work 26 hours a day in a mill and have to pay the owner for the privilege of working there...

Posted

My girlfriend made me pour my four bottles of whiskey down the sink.

I removed the cork from the first bottle, and poured the contents down the sink, except for one glass, which I drank.

 

I removed the cork from the second bottle, and poured the contents down the sink, except for one glass, which I drank.

 

I removed the bottle from the third cork, and poured the contents down the glass, except for one sikn, which I drank.

 

I removed the sink form the forth pour, and drank the contents down the bottle, except for one cork, which I drank.

 

The house was now spinning. Steadying the houses with my hand, I counted the 4 whiskey bottles to be sure. I counted 24, and when I checked again, I had 72. I steadied the houses, and counted the bottles, except for one, which I drank.

 

 

 

Spam? Sorry I can't think of any.

Posted

How can spam make you live in a lake?

 

 

 

 

 

or cardboard box?

 

 

 

 

 

or a big chicken coop?

 

 

 

 

 

or a face?

 

 

 

 

Or a dock?

 

 

 

 

 

Or a peice of Chicken?

 

 

 

 

 

Or a--what was I listing?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyway, spam. Yeah, yeah, sure, it sucks.

We really should have a Spam forums though. What does SPAM stand for again? I knew, I (annoyingly) PM'd someone ages ago asking, but forgot.

 

:eyeraise: is cool. the _BEST_!!! Then :xp:, then :mrt:

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anyway...since this topic is rather off-topic...let me talk about something i saw on food network today.

 

on this show called "everyday italian", w/giada de laurentiis...she made this stuffed mushrooms...they looked so good. she used like romano cheese and italian bread crumbs and parsley and mint in the stuffing, and drizzled some olive oil on top...they came out of the oven and looked so good. they were golden brown on top...i want some of those. i'll have to make them sometime.

Posted
This message was created automatically by mail delivery software (Exim).

 

A message that you sent could not be delivered to one or more of its recipients. This is a permanent error.

 

That sign is fake!!1111eleven

There is no SP@M!!!1

Posted
Originally posted by Alien426

fake!!1111eleven

 

Someone writes a word and puts an exclamation mark at the end to make it loud. Justified.

 

Someone writes a word and puts 3 exclamation marks at the end. Slightly over the top.

 

Someone writes a word and puts more than 3 exclamation marks at the end. Insane.

 

Someone writes a word and puts mutiple exclamation marks at the end followed by a 1, desperately witty.

 

Someone writes a word and puts multiple exclamation marks at the end followed by multiple 1's. Sad

 

Alien wirtes a word and puts multiple exclamation marks at the end followed by multiple 1's followed by the word eleven. At no point did he think he was going too far.

Posted
Originally posted by Joshi

Someone writes a word and puts mutiple exclamation marks at the end followed by a 1, desperately witty.

No, that's usually just AOLers. They release the teh shift key too soon. The ones and elevens are the desperately witty part.

 

"You only need one of me, here. Remember: with exclamation points, it's one or none!"

!, PA

Posted

TSAH (There's something about Halo) (a piss take of Halo) (the game) (you know the one.) (anyway..) say's

MC - LOOK! A UNICORN!!!11ONE
wich is much funnier than eleven. ;)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

LET'S SPAM, BABY!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

:leia::angel::snear::swear::ball::joy::mob::eyeraise::evil2:

 

 

WOO HOO!

 

So anyway, I woz lark to'ally kickin ap va old ones, geez!

 

 

dflkjsalkjdf

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

CHERRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

is the square root of pie.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

pardon me.

Posted
MC - LOOK! A UNICORN!!!11ONE

 

Erm, in what way is that funny? Correct- No Way.

 

It crosses my mind that this thread was started just so Fealiks could spam without being flamed, correct?

The further thought occurs that whilst the gratuitous overuse of emoticons ('smilies') isn't really spam, it certainly is n00bish.

I like the days when there WEREN'T any smilies.

If you wanted one, you had to be clever. And use ASCII art to draw them. Example.

:)

:(

X-D

=)

=p

^_^

 

 

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