The Doctor Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 None taken. Finally something for us Canucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobQel-Droma Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 That first joke is great, Hallucination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 ^Thanks, I live to get laughed with. @The Doc: How is it at the centre of the universe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 ^It's cold. Cliky, Hall. Â Anyway, I have some Doctor Who audio clips that I think are funny, but you might not. Most of them are from the 4th Doctor's (Tom Baker's) era. Clicky - Stupid Computer Clicky - Stupid Dinosaur Clicky - No, K9! Clicky - Sorry Clicky - Fred Clicky - You've always wanted to be a bloodhound Clicky - Not programmed to bark Clicky - The Doctor loves his hat Clicky - He loves his scarf, too Clicky - Violent Butler Clicky - He'd better hope so Clicky - Crazy Duggan Clicky - Cold hands This one is a blooper from the episode "The Armageddon Factor", in which Tom Baker (the Doctor) makes up his line to K9: Clicky - NOT CENSORED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 ^It's cold. Cliky, Hall. How ironic that you wish me to refrain from addressing you as Doc, yet I address you as 'The Doc'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevanA4 Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 so painful yet so funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vladimir-Vlada Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 What a clumsy jogger. That's why I don't run during Autumn wearing a T-shirt, short pants and football snickers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aash Li Posted December 30, 2005 Share Posted December 30, 2005 baby-bunny-cuteness-overload: Â Â Silly bunnies on fences: Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Lion54 Posted December 30, 2005 Share Posted December 30, 2005 AWWW. Now I want a bunny. Â More bunnies! Must have more bunnies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevanA4 Posted December 30, 2005 Share Posted December 30, 2005 baby-bunny-cuteness-overload:Â Â Too..too...too cute *dies*X_X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted December 30, 2005 Share Posted December 30, 2005 The second rabbit got TRIPPLE DOG DARED!!! Â P.S. Just in case no one's figured it out, Rabbits are ...until they mutate, then it's holy hand grenade time;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted December 30, 2005 Share Posted December 30, 2005 Â Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediKnight707 Posted December 30, 2005 Share Posted December 30, 2005 Awww...Rabbits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted December 30, 2005 Share Posted December 30, 2005 @JK, uhh, the top two are cats dude;) *sings along with 707..."Old MacDonald had a farm EI EI OH..."* Â Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm gonna sneak up on dat wascally wabbit and.........aww pet the widdle bunny wunnies:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aash Li Posted December 30, 2005 Share Posted December 30, 2005 *SQUEE* The little bunny in the grass is so cute. And the teacup kittens... I want two or three!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted December 30, 2005 Share Posted December 30, 2005 You want to drink little baby kittens Ashley ...I had no idea:( *gives Ash a wicked uppercut and saves the cute kitties:D* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 Ack! Bunny overload! A bunny for the criminally tasteless Now own up, who did this? Was it you? Yes, RJM, I'm looking at you. Malak changes profession, to become Superman impersonator And finally, a picture of sheer d'ohness: Â Some quotes: ' "His scarf killed a man!" "Arrest the scarf then!" ' Â Dinner Guest: ' "So, Madame deGaulle, what would you most like in life?" Mme deGaulle: " A penis!" Mr deGaulle: "I believe, my dear, that it is pronounced "happiness"." ' Â '"You are drunk, Mr. Churchill, you are most disgustingly drunk!" "I am, Mrs Braddock, but you, Mrs. Braddock are extraordinarily fat and ugly. And in the morning, I, Winston Churchill, will be sober."' Â And remember to stay wyrd, and to be pontefract. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Dravis Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 I used to raise some bunnies, and they were all like that. Very cute. Â I'm sorry to have to put this up, but this is a friend of mine that was attacked viciously by a post. And he deserved it. Kinda. Well, no he didn't, but I think it's hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 @Sam, You didn't accidentally, with no intention, with absolutely no ill motive, distract him when he was walking towards it...did you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Lion54 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 hehe. This gave me a good chuckle. er......What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 Nice! Particularly like the bottom one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Dravis Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 @Sam, You didn't accidentally, with no intention, with absolutely no ill motive, distract him when he was walking towards it...did you?What? Of course not! I was just talking to him and then a second later he was lying there. Lucky I had my camera, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 Latin for the uninterested: Â Caesar adsum iam forte, Brutus aderat. Caesar sic in omnibus, Brutus in isat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Fun with words. All your nouns are belong to us. 1. A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired. 2. What's the definition of a will: It's a dead giveaway. 3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 4. A backward poet writes inverse. 5. In democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism it's your Count who votes. 6. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off. 7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. 8. If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed. 9. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress. 10. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat minor 1 1. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. 12. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. 13. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. 14. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. 15. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under. 16. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key. 17. Every calendar's days are numbered. 18. A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours and 'taint mine. 19. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat. 20. He had a photographic memory which was never developed. 21. A plateau is a high form of flattery. 22. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. 23. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. 24. When you've seen one shopping center you've a mall. 25. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine. 26. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye. 27. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis. 28. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. 29. Acupuncture is a jab well done. 30. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Don't drink and pass out while fragging, doing so will result in a pwnge of so so many levels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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