Kjølen Posted March 8, 2005 Posted March 8, 2005 Britain? BAH. Bunch of tooth-rotten, outdated cads, I say! Ehehehe... Nobody better take that serious, because we Americans are spreading even greater plagues throughout the healthy world: McDonald's.
Rogue Nine Posted March 8, 2005 Posted March 8, 2005 Britain > USA Ireland > USA Japan > USA I would so much rather live in those places than here.
Darth Groovy Posted March 8, 2005 Posted March 8, 2005 Originally posted by Rogue Nine Britain > USA Ireland > USA Japan > USA I would so much rather live in those places than here. Nobody cares what you think. I want to live in Groovytopia!
Alien426 Posted March 8, 2005 Posted March 8, 2005 caller: "When I was a boy growing up in England, I had a nanny. She was very strict. When I was a bad boy, she'd spank me. She'd spank me, Lazlow. And now, Freddie needs a nanny because Freddie's been a very naughty boy." Lazlow: "Okay, how old is your son?" caller: "Excuse me?" Lazlow: "How old is your son?" caller: "I don't have children! I can't stand the little brats! But Freddie..." Lazlow: "Okay, that's enough of him. God, who gave this guy a green card?" -- GTA
Darth Groovy Posted March 8, 2005 Posted March 8, 2005 Originally posted by Alien426 caller: "When I was a boy growing up in England, I had a nanny. She was very strict. When I was a bad boy, she'd spank me. She'd spank me, Lazlow. And now, Freddie needs a nanny because Freddie's been a very naughty boy." Lazlow: "Okay, how old is your son?" caller: "Excuse me?" Lazlow: "How old is your son?" caller: "I don't have children! I can't stand the little brats! But Freddie..." Lazlow: "Okay, that's enough of him. God, who gave this guy a green card?" -- GTA That's awsome!
Alien426 Posted March 8, 2005 Posted March 8, 2005 Note to Brighteyes: Just imagine that while we were discussing the questions of the world, we were also drinking beer (Grooves drank schnaps). So we're a little light-headed now.
Joshi Posted March 8, 2005 Posted March 8, 2005 Originally posted by Darth Groovy Nobody cares what you think. I want to live in Groovytopia! Polls are now open, Vote Groovy for Royal Spankbunk for Groovytopia! On a more serious note, I live in England, and I love it. I'd suggest you all move here, but you may influence our voting at the next general election and we may end up voting Blair back in. (seriously, Bush?!)
Darth Groovy Posted March 8, 2005 Posted March 8, 2005 Originally posted by Alien426 Note to Brighteyes: Just imagine that while we were discussing the questions of the world, we were also drinking beer (Grooves drank schnaps). So we're a little light-headed now. I used to drink schnaps, but it sucked all the moisture from my body, and I used to wake up with my tounge stuck to my forehead. These days I just play it safe and drink gin, with a little 7-up, and a touch of lemonade.
Ray Jones Posted March 8, 2005 Posted March 8, 2005 I was in England, a couple of times, and I have to say the best food available there is McDonalds. The large Big Mac Meal to take away. With coke and ketchup. Plus one large Milkshake chocolate flavor. My second favourite was canned spaghetti on toast followed directly by somewhat undescribeable sausage thingers and potato-urgh with hairs from five kitties and peas. But I always had a great time there! 1. Time: - Learned that "spaghetti on toast" is actually a real meant meal. - Invented f my super secret nickname. - Nearly got a girl. - Went to Victoria station in London, right after the bomb attack, but did not know and left my bag on the floor. - Learned that "Pommes Frites" is nothing you can get in England, same goes for "Royal TS". I can live with that, though. 2. Time: - Drove by bike over 700km through Wales, right after one incredible exclusive night in Liverpool and breakfast at Sgt Peppers. - By bike through London = FUN! 3. Time: - Tought some english girls to say "nö". Then they took me for a trip to Dover. Err.. and so. - Walked home 1.5 hours in the rain and met a very dangerous looking dog, without someone he would possibly listen to. - Went into some Laser shooting thing somewhere I don't remember. But i was pure fun. - Learned that it is a great thing to get up 04:00 to do some jogging on the beach until 05:30. 4. Time: - Visited Alien Wars and another Laser shooting thing in London. - Bought me two Alien vs. Predator comics. - Drank Carlsberg Ice Beer, which was cool and tasty. I never saw that again, but forgot a Desperados in the freezer last birthday, and what can i say, it tasted similiar. Also, in the end i can say, england has only two types of girls: wow and mow.
Alien426 Posted March 8, 2005 Posted March 8, 2005 Originally posted by RayJones - Visited Alien Wars and another Laser shooting thing in London. I'm envious.
Ray Jones Posted March 8, 2005 Posted March 8, 2005 They have the Alien-queen and original stuff from Aliens like the Face-hugger-in-a-glass.
Sivy Posted March 8, 2005 Posted March 8, 2005 Originally posted by RayJones Learned that "spaghetti on toast" is actually a real meant meal yeah, when we are in need of a quick snack we just put something on toast... beans on toast, cheese on toast, spaghetti on toast, scrambled egg on toast, noodles on toast, toast on toast... next time you'll have to try 'Toad in the Hole' which is Sausages cooked inside a giant yorkshire pudding (which is light, crisp and golden batter) yeah baby! *drools* Dover i live about 20 mins from Dover
Brighteyes Posted March 8, 2005 Author Posted March 8, 2005 Originally posted by Alien426 Note to Brighteyes: Just imagine that while we were discussing the questions of the world, we were also drinking beer (Grooves drank schnaps). So we're a little light-headed now. Sorry, that's exactly what i was doing last night which is why i've missed out all the fun Too much ale uhuhuhuhuhu England?! MCDONALDS!!?? Ooooo that makes me mad!! Did you know Maccy f***'n D's is responsible for 2% of the worlds rainforest loss??!! They're disgusting! Unfit to exist! As a child i loved them, "wow look at the weird man with red hair", i even played the computer games! (which were actually bloody good). BUT! I now know they're real diobolical ways! Evil evil evil evil! Screw the chairty work, "2%"!!!!
Brighteyes Posted March 8, 2005 Author Posted March 8, 2005 HOW ****ING DARE THEY VIOLATE THE PLANET LIKE THAT!! ALSO! The best thing to eat in England??!! What an absolute bloody outrage!! Where did you stay?! Bogner Regis??!! We have a huge selection of multicultural foods! Millions of resteraunts! Obviously you never had a pub lunch! Ever heard of our roast dinners?
Brighteyes Posted March 8, 2005 Author Posted March 8, 2005 Originally posted by Joshi I'd suggest you all move here, but you may influence our voting at the next general election and we may end up voting Blair back in. (seriously, Bush?!) But then you gotta say, "Americans move here?" Seriously?
Ray Jones Posted March 8, 2005 Posted March 8, 2005 three in a row! *drops all his weaponry, raises arms and calmly lays down on the floor*
Brighteyes Posted March 9, 2005 Author Posted March 9, 2005 *Removes oversized bazooka from Ray's head and offers hand* Apologies old man, i get very ....upset about the whole MCD thing
Ray Jones Posted March 9, 2005 Posted March 9, 2005 *shoves an extra large edit button menu plus an extra portion of 'Toad in the hole' into Brighteyes throat*
Vikinor Posted March 9, 2005 Posted March 9, 2005 McDonalds in UK. Which is in Europa. I want a Royal with Cheese. You know why it's called a Royal w/ cheese over in Europe?
Brighteyes Posted March 9, 2005 Author Posted March 9, 2005 Anybody rememberber "Fellas"? Am i the only one thinking that our little viking over there reminds me of him?
Kjølen Posted March 10, 2005 Posted March 10, 2005 Fellas... I remember him being talked about a few times. He was bad, right? Now Max Payne reincarnate, we don't see enough of good old QUALITY spammers anymore.
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