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caller: "When I was a boy growing up in England, I had a nanny. She was very strict. When I was a bad boy, she'd spank me. She'd spank me, Lazlow. And now, Freddie needs a nanny because Freddie's been a very naughty boy."

Lazlow: "Okay, how old is your son?"

caller: "Excuse me?"

Lazlow: "How old is your son?"

caller: "I don't have children! I can't stand the little brats! But Freddie..."

Lazlow: "Okay, that's enough of him. God, who gave this guy a green card?"

-- GTA

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Originally posted by Alien426

caller: "When I was a boy growing up in England, I had a nanny. She was very strict. When I was a bad boy, she'd spank me. She'd spank me, Lazlow. And now, Freddie needs a nanny because Freddie's been a very naughty boy."

Lazlow: "Okay, how old is your son?"

caller: "Excuse me?"

Lazlow: "How old is your son?"

caller: "I don't have children! I can't stand the little brats! But Freddie..."

Lazlow: "Okay, that's enough of him. God, who gave this guy a green card?"

-- GTA

 

That's awsome! :D

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Originally posted by Darth Groovy

Nobody cares what you think. :)

 

I want to live in Groovytopia! :eek:

 

Polls are now open, Vote Groovy for Royal Spankbunk for Groovytopia!

 

On a more serious note, I live in England, and I love it. I'd suggest you all move here, but you may influence our voting at the next general election and we may end up voting Blair back in. (seriously, Bush?!)

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Originally posted by Alien426

Note to Brighteyes:

Just imagine that while we were discussing the questions of the world, we were also drinking beer (Grooves drank schnaps). So we're a little light-headed now.

 

I used to drink schnaps, but it sucked all the moisture from my body, and I used to wake up with my tounge stuck to my forehead.

 

These days I just play it safe and drink gin, with a little 7-up, and a touch of lemonade. :)

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I was in England, a couple of times, and I have to say the best food available there is McDonalds. The large Big Mac Meal to take away. With coke and ketchup. Plus one large Milkshake chocolate flavor. My second favourite was canned spaghetti on toast followed directly by somewhat undescribeable sausage thingers and potato-urgh with hairs from five kitties and peas.

 

But I always had a great time there!

 

1. Time:

- Learned that "spaghetti on toast" is actually a real meant meal.

- Invented f my super secret nickname.

- Nearly got a girl.

- Went to Victoria station in London, right after the bomb attack, but did not know and left my bag on the floor.

- Learned that "Pommes Frites" is nothing you can get in England, same goes for "Royal TS". I can live with that, though.

 

2. Time:

- Drove by bike over 700km through Wales, right after one incredible exclusive night in Liverpool and breakfast at Sgt Peppers.

- By bike through London = FUN!

 

3. Time:

- Tought some english girls to say "nö". Then they took me for a trip to Dover. Err.. and so.

- Walked home 1.5 hours in the rain and met a very dangerous looking dog, without someone he would possibly listen to.

- Went into some Laser shooting thing somewhere I don't remember. But i was pure fun.

- Learned that it is a great thing to get up 04:00 to do some jogging on the beach until 05:30.

 

4. Time:

- Visited Alien Wars and another Laser shooting thing in London.

- Bought me two Alien vs. Predator comics.

- Drank Carlsberg Ice Beer, which was cool and tasty. I never saw that again, but forgot a Desperados in the freezer last birthday, and what can i say, it tasted similiar.

 

 

Also, in the end i can say, england has only two types of girls: wow and mow.

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Originally posted by RayJones

Learned that "spaghetti on toast" is actually a real meant meal

 

yeah, when we are in need of a quick snack we just put something on toast... beans on toast, cheese on toast, spaghetti on toast, scrambled egg on toast, noodles on toast, toast on toast...

 

next time you'll have to try 'Toad in the Hole' which is Sausages cooked inside a giant yorkshire pudding (which is light, crisp and golden batter)

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yeah baby! *drools*

 

Dover

 

i live about 20 mins from Dover

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Originally posted by Alien426

Note to Brighteyes:

Just imagine that while we were discussing the questions of the world, we were also drinking beer (Grooves drank schnaps). So we're a little light-headed now.

 

Sorry, that's exactly what i was doing last night which is why i've missed out all the fun :rolleyes: Too much ale uhuhuhuhuhu

 

England?! MCDONALDS!!?? Ooooo that makes me mad!!

Did you know Maccy f***'n D's is responsible for 2% of the worlds rainforest loss??!! They're disgusting! Unfit to exist!

As a child i loved them, "wow look at the weird man with red hair", i even played the computer games! (which were actually bloody good).

BUT! I now know they're real diobolical ways!

Evil evil evil evil! Screw the chairty work,

 

"2%"!!!!

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HOW ****ING DARE THEY VIOLATE THE PLANET LIKE THAT!!

 

ALSO! The best thing to eat in England??!! What an absolute bloody outrage!!

Where did you stay?! Bogner Regis??!!

 

We have a huge selection of multicultural foods! Millions of resteraunts! Obviously you never had a pub lunch!

Ever heard of our roast dinners?

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Originally posted by Joshi

I'd suggest you all move here, but you may influence our voting at the next general election and we may end up voting Blair back in. (seriously, Bush?!)

 

:D

 

But then you gotta say,

"Americans move here?" Seriously? :D

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