RedHawke Posted August 31, 2005 Posted August 31, 2005 ^^^^ Yup, like ED he still owes 50 billion in back Taxes!
RevanA4 Posted August 31, 2005 Posted August 31, 2005 Oh leave Revan alone and go after the other heretics that are more deserving. He's safe within the Temple. thank you *bows* *goes into temple*
Emperor Devon Posted August 31, 2005 Posted August 31, 2005 ^^^^ Yup, like ED he still owes 50 billion in back Taxes! Dark Lords of the Sith don't pay back taxes! And for that matters, it's around eighty billion.
starmark2k Posted August 31, 2005 Author Posted August 31, 2005 People leave revan alone, if you want balls go get them from some moron on the streets, that way you will never be pointed out. And do it a couple more times to get the police off your tail.
Hallucination Posted August 31, 2005 Posted August 31, 2005 Hmmm... I never said that Calvin and Hobbes were gods, so theres no need to be an atheist about it. The religion is simple read calvin and hobbes! Its funny, its cute, and its demented (rather like me). lmao. And its not a comic book. Its a book of comic strips, different style. Oh good, I thought we had to worship them. I read a little (like one book) of the strip, but don't own one. Yes, the deepest of the deep pits. Lets throw him in there with a shovel and make him dig to the centre of the earth. Then we climb down and make him dig to the other side
lukeiamyourdad Posted August 31, 2005 Posted August 31, 2005 There has been a lack of blood and violence in the country lately. I say we go from house to house and make sure everyone is still loyal to the Emperor. If they aren't, balls will be ripped-off.
Snafu7 Posted August 31, 2005 Posted August 31, 2005 There has been a lack of blood and violence in the country lately. I say we go from house to house and make sure everyone is still loyal to the Emperor. If they aren't, balls will be ripped-off. I would just like to take the time to say I'm loyal...so stay away from my house...and my balls.
RevanA4 Posted September 1, 2005 Posted September 1, 2005 There has been a lack of blood and violence in the country lately. I say we go from house to house and make sure everyone is still loyal to the Emperor. If they aren't, balls will be ripped-off. you are seriously starting to freek me out I am loyal as well
Soogz Posted September 1, 2005 Posted September 1, 2005 I am telling you people, we need to become a castration nation....
lukeiamyourdad Posted September 1, 2005 Posted September 1, 2005 See, we can't be an Imperium if blood isn't shed on a daily basis. That's the point of Empires! Death and violence to all who oppose us! The streets must be blood red from the killing!
Hallucination Posted September 1, 2005 Posted September 1, 2005 [persaude/lie] In that case you should hear what fortnox said about your mom... [persaude/lie]
Bastila Posted September 1, 2005 Posted September 1, 2005 The streets must be blood red from the killing! Wheres the peace and love lol.
jedi3112 Posted September 1, 2005 Posted September 1, 2005 ^^^ Love is bad, peace is bad, violence is good, executions are good. Think of it, an execution never hurts anybody, same goes for violence. Public executions also tend to get people out of their homes and into the fresh air (wich is good for your health). So public executions are in fact healthy. Especially if you take your time. So instead of using a razorsharp sword, your should put them on the burning stakes, or use a blunt sword, simply because it takes longer that way.
RevanA4 Posted September 1, 2005 Posted September 1, 2005 Wheres the peace and love lol. yes I couldn't agree with you more
lukeiamyourdad Posted September 1, 2005 Posted September 1, 2005 ^^^ Love is bad, peace is bad, violence is good, executions are good. Think of it, an execution never hurts anybody, same goes for violence. Public executions also tend to get people out of their homes and into the fresh air (wich is good for your health). So public executions are in fact healthy. Especially if you take your time. So instead of using a razorsharp sword, your should put them on the burning stakes, or use a blunt sword, simply because it takes longer that way. I like your style. You would make a good executioner. Peace is bad. Actually, peace should be achieved in a humongous bloodshed of biblical proportions. Now that would be a fun thing to witness and/or participate in. See, it's in human nature to seek violence. We have it these days in the form of violent video games, violent movies, wrestling, boxing, etc. However, in Roman days, we had it in the form of real slaughter. Which is what we should aim for. Afterall, the Roman Empire did last for 500 years. 500 years of bloody conquests and repressions!
Darth InSidious Posted September 1, 2005 Posted September 1, 2005 Yes, and the Egyptian Empire lasted about 5,000 Stable, imperial, rich and slightly despotic. What more could you want?
jedi3112 Posted September 1, 2005 Posted September 1, 2005 I like your style. You would make a good executioner. Peace is bad. Actually, peace should be achieved in a humongous bloodshed of biblical proportions. Now that would be a fun thing to witness and/or participate in. See, it's in human nature to seek violence. We have it these days in the form of violent video games, violent movies, wrestling, boxing, etc. However, in Roman days, we had it in the form of real slaughter. Which is what we should aim for. Afterall, the Roman Empire did last for 500 years. 500 years of bloody conquests and repressions! The Roman Empire, now those where the days. Watching a good crusifixion (or however you write that), preferably one that they used ropes, instead of nails, and in the deserts of Egypt (or any other reasonbly hot area). They could last for days, while the executed dried out. Just imagine this, you sitting in a comfy chair (or one of those roman things so you can just lay down) in the desert. Watching over a field of crosses, while having a nice cold beer (or if you prefer 'while sipping icewater') and having olives or grapes, maybe even popcorn and chips. Making bets with your friends about who dies first. Perhaps even making a very special assasination droid very happy by letting him watch as well. Now wouldn't that be fun?
Bastila Posted September 1, 2005 Posted September 1, 2005 The Roman Empire, now those where the days. Watching a good crusifixion That just made me laugh ''those where the good old days'' lol what are you on
Emperor Devon Posted September 1, 2005 Posted September 1, 2005 Yes, and the Egyptian Empire lasted about 5,000 It was also conquered by the Romans and controlled much less land.
lukeiamyourdad Posted September 1, 2005 Posted September 1, 2005 Watching a good crusifixion (or however you write that), preferably one that they used ropes, instead of nails, and in the deserts of Egypt (or any other reasonbly hot area). Always look on the bright side of life! This makes me think about Monty Python's Life of Brian It was also conquered by the Romans and controlled much less land. And the Persians too and then came under Greek domination after Alexander the Great took Egypt. Cleopatra was greek.
Hallucination Posted September 1, 2005 Posted September 1, 2005 What we need is peace and love on the inside. Then bloody murder on the outside to protect it . Not just any love, but free love. Love thy neighboor, but don't brag about it.
RevanA4 Posted September 1, 2005 Posted September 1, 2005 O_o you people are insane *goes and hide in temple*
Hallucination Posted September 2, 2005 Posted September 2, 2005 I say that we empty out the temple of all priest, and Aash-Li. Then we destroy. Then we build a bigger and better one of GOLD (which will be supplied by LIYAD, from all the pillaging he does for our safety and peace). And we destroy the temple now, as soon as the priests leave the building.
Aash Li Posted September 2, 2005 Posted September 2, 2005 Kicks InsaneSith out of the temple for attempting to god-rp. In my part of the Imperium even...
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