starmark2k Posted September 7, 2005 Posted September 7, 2005 I have a friend who keeps asking me these weird questions but yesterday he asked me the strangest one of all... Quote If you cloned yourself and only changed one of the gender controling chromosome from y to x, Then if you had sex with this clone. Would that be insest? My responce to that was... Quote What is wrong with You? (in my friends defence he did have a few too many beers in side him) Anyway this got me thinking what was the weidest question ayone has ever asked you, and how did you answer Try to keep them so you stay within the forum rules.
Vladimir-Vlada Posted September 7, 2005 Posted September 7, 2005 I've got some weird questions in my life too. My brother is an addict for C&C: Generals, and he keeps asking everyone questions like: Quote Who do you like better? America, China or GLA? I look at him normally and just back away. But the weirdest one he asked was: Quote Can I attack with North America, South America and that China and GLA become friends and that they launch machine guns to jump out of airplanes, like marines? I just said: Quote Riiiight. Sure. And backed away.
Bastila Posted September 7, 2005 Posted September 7, 2005 Ermm would you reather burn to death or freez, and would you rather be human and have a monkeys brain or the other way round and thats it
MdKnightR Posted September 7, 2005 Posted September 7, 2005 My best friend keeps asking stupid questions for the sake of asking stupid questions. He will send me texts on my phone like... Quote What's the difference between a duck? I answered... Quote The beaver
btyte Posted September 7, 2005 Posted September 7, 2005 Quote How tall is a man, who is 3 feet tall and some 6 foot balls? I replied 3 feet tall. Quote Yeah, but what about around? Then, I stand confused and want a new friend. You can imagine he was drunk.
Darth InSidious Posted September 7, 2005 Posted September 7, 2005 MdKnightR said: My best friend keeps asking stupid questions for the sake of asking stupid questions. He will send me texts on my phone like... I answered... LOL! Great minds think alike, MdK..... The wyrdest one I was ever asked had to be "Do you drink tea out of a chocolate teapot?" I answered "probably, possibly". Before the question was asked xp
Achilles Posted September 7, 2005 Posted September 7, 2005 If frogs lived on the moon, would spagetti still taste the same?
Vladimir-Vlada Posted September 7, 2005 Posted September 7, 2005 I also remember this: "How many cups of sugar does it take to fill up a cup?" I stood "Uh, 3 and a half?"
EmptyWords Posted September 7, 2005 Posted September 7, 2005 Vladimir-Vlada said: I also remember this: "How many cups of sugar does it take to fill up a cup?" I stood "Uh, 3 and a half?" well a "cup" is 8 ounces, and maybe he was refering to a cup that isnt 8 ounces? perfectly explainable, but i admit its a stupid question
lukeiamyourdad Posted September 8, 2005 Posted September 8, 2005 "Are you asian?" Nooooo...I look totally like an asian man but you really had to ask eh?!
The_Maker Posted September 8, 2005 Posted September 8, 2005 Weirdest? "Hi, I new add me? " I was like Another one was some Korean guy from Battle.net "Hi! You funny and you get what I mean but I not get what I mean so I weird" At that point in time I was thinking... o-----k then, I have got a retard on my hands who doesn't speak any English... time to leave! XD
Hallucination Posted September 8, 2005 Posted September 8, 2005 One asked by my friend: "if you could go back in time who would you do?" (he actually asked that!) my response: "Your mom." The oddest question I asked (besides my siggy) was: "How much wood could a wood chuck F*** if a wood chuck could F*** wood?"
MdKnightR Posted September 8, 2005 Posted September 8, 2005 Once, someone I knew asked my sister (who is like 6' tall) "what's the weather like up there?" She hocked an oyster in his face and said, "It's raining!"
Bob Lion54 Posted September 8, 2005 Posted September 8, 2005 Some random girl at Walmart once asked me "do you have a twin brother?" (I don't) I said "No, but the government used me for cloning experiments. Actually, I think I'm one of the clones. It's kinda hard to keep track." She just kinda looked at me funny. Sad thing is, I think she believed me. hehe
Fuu Posted September 8, 2005 Posted September 8, 2005 MdKnightR said: My best friend keeps asking stupid questions for the sake of asking stupid questions. He will send me texts on my phone like... What's the difference between a duck? I answered... OMG me and my friends used to have one that went Q: "whats the diffrence between an oarnge?" A: "a sweater because a box doesnt have wings" <this seems to make sence if you're on LSD.... i used to go around saying it to high people at parties and alot of times they actually got it...go figure.....ravers make good guinea pigs for nonsence>
Commas Posted September 8, 2005 Posted September 8, 2005 well, its not the weirdest question that i was ever asked, but when i used to have dreadlocks this was the most annoying question i was asked (often): Them: "How do you wash your hair?" Me: "... with shampoo."
Lynk Former Posted September 8, 2005 Posted September 8, 2005 I know I'd have sex with the female version of me. Just for fun
MdKnightR Posted September 8, 2005 Posted September 8, 2005 Lynk Former said: I know I'd have sex with the female version of me. Just for fun So do stretching exercises or get a rib removed.
stingerhs Posted September 8, 2005 Posted September 8, 2005 the wierd stuff you hear (or read) during online gaming...... Case 1: i somehow managed to find myself on a server filled with what seemed to be either complete n00bs or the biggest dumb***es i've ever encountered. given that i had been playing that particular game online for months, i was doing much, much better than everyone else who seemed more content to cry out in total frustration as i repeated killed them, as opposed to actually trying to kill me. amidst all the "f*** you!!"-'s and other colorful language, one of them asked me: Quote have you ever f***ed God and got powerz??umm yeah, i was kinda dumbfounded myself. Case 2: i was playing on a UT server in an absolute slug fest between the clan i was apart of at the time and a rival clan. i leave you to guess how overly competitive this match was. anyways, i had just gotten killed from behind while trying to camp out and snipe as many people i could see. then the dude asked me: Quote does blood taste good this early in the morninaaaaddwawdsdasand that jumble at the end, that was him trying to move out of the way while getting killed by an assault rifle before pressing enter to send the message. still, i have to wonder about that guy's sanity for attempting to ask such a question....
Bob Lion54 Posted September 8, 2005 Posted September 8, 2005 stingerhs said: and that jumble at the end, that was him trying to move out of the way while getting killed by an assault rifle before pressing enter to send the message. still, i have to wonder about that guy's sanity for attempting to ask such a question.... He got Owned!!! And the best part. He got owned while trying to talk smack! I can just imagine the look on his face. HAHAHAHAHAHA I hope you replied "Revenge is a dish best served cold." hehe.That is, assuming you could reply, and relized what just happened. Anyway, thats the funniest thing I've heard all day. Thanks for the laugh.
stingerhs Posted September 8, 2005 Posted September 8, 2005 Bob Lion54 said: He got Owned!!! And the best part. He got owned while trying to talk smack! I can just imagine the look on his face. HAHAHAHAHAHA I hope you replied "Revenge is a dish best served cold." hehe.That is, assuming you could reply, and relized what just happened. Anyway, thats the funniest thing I've heard all day. Thanks for the laugh. oh, believe me, i about rolled on the floor laughing so hard that i forgot to get moving again after i respawned. since he did bother to press enter and post that, everybody on the server knew what had happened. i don't think i ever saw more 'ROFLMAO' and 'PWNED!!!!11!!' replies to a single event out of all the times i've played online. for me, it was just sweet, especially when he got pwned by an assault rifle.
Lynk Former Posted September 9, 2005 Posted September 9, 2005 MdKnightR said: So do stretching exercises or get a rib removed. That wouldn't be the same One day a friend, for no reason, asked me "Is your cousin your brothers cousin too?"
El Sitherino Posted September 9, 2005 Posted September 9, 2005 Ah, the question of clone-cest. Asked by me a lot of times. I still prefer to think of it as super-masturbation however.
Hallucination Posted September 9, 2005 Posted September 9, 2005 ^^ Super masterbation??? Don't you need a paint mixer for that? Heres one I was asked first day of school: "Excuse me, but is today blocks A-B-C-D or is it backwards?" On the first day. Is there any logic left in grade 8 heads? Was I in the last the last batch of Masters of the Process of Thinking?
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