starmark2k Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 I have a friend who keeps asking me these weird questions but yesterday he asked me the strangest one of all... If you cloned yourself and only changed one of the gender controling chromosome from y to x, Then if you had sex with this clone. Would that be insest? My responce to that was... What is wrong with You? (in my friends defence he did have a few too many beers in side him) Anyway this got me thinking what was the weidest question ayone has ever asked you, and how did you answer Try to keep them so you stay within the forum rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vladimir-Vlada Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 I've got some weird questions in my life too. My brother is an addict for C&C: Generals, and he keeps asking everyone questions like: Who do you like better? America, China or GLA? I look at him normally and just back away. But the weirdest one he asked was: Can I attack with North America, South America and that China and GLA become friends and that they launch machine guns to jump out of airplanes, like marines? I just said: Riiiight. Sure. And backed away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bastila Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 Ermm would you reather burn to death or freez, and would you rather be human and have a monkeys brain or the other way round and thats it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MdKnightR Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 My best friend keeps asking stupid questions for the sake of asking stupid questions. He will send me texts on my phone like... What's the difference between a duck? I answered... The beaver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
btyte Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 How tall is a man, who is 3 feet tall and some 6 foot balls? I replied 3 feet tall. Yeah, but what about around? Then, I stand confused and want a new friend. You can imagine he was drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 My best friend keeps asking stupid questions for the sake of asking stupid questions. He will send me texts on my phone like... I answered... LOL! Great minds think alike, MdK..... The wyrdest one I was ever asked had to be "Do you drink tea out of a chocolate teapot?" I answered "probably, possibly". Before the question was asked xp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Achilles Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 If frogs lived on the moon, would spagetti still taste the same? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vladimir-Vlada Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 I also remember this: "How many cups of sugar does it take to fill up a cup?" I stood "Uh, 3 and a half?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmptyWords Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 I also remember this: "How many cups of sugar does it take to fill up a cup?" I stood "Uh, 3 and a half?" well a "cup" is 8 ounces, and maybe he was refering to a cup that isnt 8 ounces? perfectly explainable, but i admit its a stupid question Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeiamyourdad Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 "Are you asian?" Nooooo...I look totally like an asian man but you really had to ask eh?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Maker Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 Weirdest? "Hi, I new add me? " I was like Another one was some Korean guy from Battle.net "Hi! You funny and you get what I mean but I not get what I mean so I weird" At that point in time I was thinking... o-----k then, I have got a retard on my hands who doesn't speak any English... time to leave! XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 One asked by my friend: "if you could go back in time who would you do?" (he actually asked that!) my response: "Your mom." The oddest question I asked (besides my siggy) was: "How much wood could a wood chuck F*** if a wood chuck could F*** wood?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MdKnightR Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 Once, someone I knew asked my sister (who is like 6' tall) "what's the weather like up there?" She hocked an oyster in his face and said, "It's raining!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Lion54 Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 Some random girl at Walmart once asked me "do you have a twin brother?" (I don't) I said "No, but the government used me for cloning experiments. Actually, I think I'm one of the clones. It's kinda hard to keep track." She just kinda looked at me funny. Sad thing is, I think she believed me. hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuu Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 My best friend keeps asking stupid questions for the sake of asking stupid questions. He will send me texts on my phone like... What's the difference between a duck? I answered... OMG me and my friends used to have one that went Q: "whats the diffrence between an oarnge?" A: "a sweater because a box doesnt have wings" <this seems to make sence if you're on LSD.... i used to go around saying it to high people at parties and alot of times they actually got it...go figure.....ravers make good guinea pigs for nonsence> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commas Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 well, its not the weirdest question that i was ever asked, but when i used to have dreadlocks this was the most annoying question i was asked (often): Them: "How do you wash your hair?" Me: "... with shampoo." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 I know I'd have sex with the female version of me. Just for fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MdKnightR Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 I know I'd have sex with the female version of me. Just for fun So do stretching exercises or get a rib removed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stingerhs Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 the wierd stuff you hear (or read) during online gaming...... Case 1: i somehow managed to find myself on a server filled with what seemed to be either complete n00bs or the biggest dumb***es i've ever encountered. given that i had been playing that particular game online for months, i was doing much, much better than everyone else who seemed more content to cry out in total frustration as i repeated killed them, as opposed to actually trying to kill me. amidst all the "f*** you!!"-'s and other colorful language, one of them asked me: have you ever f***ed God and got powerz??umm yeah, i was kinda dumbfounded myself. Case 2: i was playing on a UT server in an absolute slug fest between the clan i was apart of at the time and a rival clan. i leave you to guess how overly competitive this match was. anyways, i had just gotten killed from behind while trying to camp out and snipe as many people i could see. then the dude asked me: does blood taste good this early in the morninaaaaddwawdsdasand that jumble at the end, that was him trying to move out of the way while getting killed by an assault rifle before pressing enter to send the message. still, i have to wonder about that guy's sanity for attempting to ask such a question.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Lion54 Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 and that jumble at the end, that was him trying to move out of the way while getting killed by an assault rifle before pressing enter to send the message. still, i have to wonder about that guy's sanity for attempting to ask such a question.... He got Owned!!! And the best part. He got owned while trying to talk smack! I can just imagine the look on his face. HAHAHAHAHAHA I hope you replied "Revenge is a dish best served cold." hehe.That is, assuming you could reply, and relized what just happened. Anyway, thats the funniest thing I've heard all day. Thanks for the laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stingerhs Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 He got Owned!!! And the best part. He got owned while trying to talk smack! I can just imagine the look on his face. HAHAHAHAHAHA I hope you replied "Revenge is a dish best served cold." hehe.That is, assuming you could reply, and relized what just happened. Anyway, thats the funniest thing I've heard all day. Thanks for the laugh. oh, believe me, i about rolled on the floor laughing so hard that i forgot to get moving again after i respawned. since he did bother to press enter and post that, everybody on the server knew what had happened. i don't think i ever saw more 'ROFLMAO' and 'PWNED!!!!11!!' replies to a single event out of all the times i've played online. for me, it was just sweet, especially when he got pwned by an assault rifle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 So do stretching exercises or get a rib removed. That wouldn't be the same One day a friend, for no reason, asked me "Is your cousin your brothers cousin too?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 Ah, the question of clone-cest. Asked by me a lot of times. I still prefer to think of it as super-masturbation however. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 ^^ Super masterbation??? Don't you need a paint mixer for that? Heres one I was asked first day of school: "Excuse me, but is today blocks A-B-C-D or is it backwards?" On the first day. Is there any logic left in grade 8 heads? Was I in the last the last batch of Masters of the Process of Thinking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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