JediMaster12 Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 484) You take 483 and opt for the kolto tank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Distorted Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 484) you take 432 and buy a veil, some robes, dye them them deep red, and ask your girlfriend to wear them and say, "My life, for yours" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoiuyWired Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 484) you take 432 and buy a veil, some robes, dye them them deep red, and ask your girlfriend to wear them and say, "My life, for yours" PURE PAZAAK!!! I sooo wanna do it. 485) You roleplay kotor with your girlfriend: your girlfriend being Bastila, and you being Revan... or Malak when you feel kinky! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 486) You cut off your jaw and put an electric pencil sharpener where it used to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 487) You apply 486 to your arm and try to get prosthetics that split like Grievous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Distorted Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 487) You apply 486 to your arm and try to get prosthetics that split like Grievous 488) You take 487 but instead try to create an arm like Bao-Dur's, so you can punch open (non-existent) force-field doors, with your metal arm being held together by uber-powerful (non-existent) flexible electro-magnetic energy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoiuyWired Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 489) ... you get caught selling water from your goldfish bowl as Kolto treatment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 490) You think seaweed is from the Hrakert Rift and try to sell it as kolto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 491) You wonder why people get mad at you for killing people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoiuyWired Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 492) .. you start a new crime syndicate, namely the exchange. And yes, you have G0t0's body type. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 493) You make G0-T0 yourself to run the Exchange Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoiuyWired Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 494) You made erotic fanfics about G0-T0 and remote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 495) You think your cat is a boma and the dog a zekkeg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScieX Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 496. When you go to the dry cleaners and ask if your Jedi Robes are done 497. When you spend all of class one day trying to teach yourself how to Force Push your teacher against the wall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 498) You take apart the flashlight and try to build a lightsaber 499) You think your favorite KOTOR characters are actually talking to you when you play the games 500) You wonder how in space we managed to get a list of 500 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dede_frost Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 501) You try to force-persuade you teacher: "~~You don't want us to read Anne Frank. You want us to go to the computer lab and play KOTOR~~" 502) You take that and actually play KOTOR during a work period in the computer lab... and when your teacher asks why you're playing, you say you only played 3h this morning, and if you didn't play at school, you wouldn't even complete a playtrough that day!!!! BUAAHHHHH. *cough* NOT guilty .... yet....*cough* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaffSaberist Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 503) While reading 501 and 502, you think to yourself, "I wouldn't dream of playing KOTOR on those crappy Pentium IIs that can barely load windows. Heck, even if it met the system requirements, the gameplay would suck... and those PCs have nothing on the $1200 super-computer I assembled just to play KOTOR better... *obviously, guilty* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PazaakPrincess Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 494) You made erotic fanfics about G0-T0 and remote. 504) You are not deeply disturbed by 494 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 505) You take 494 and you think that person has it worse than you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedHawke Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 506) You have posted in this thread more than twice... and refrence the numbers of others lines in yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reclaimer Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 507) You think Insurgents are really Tusken Raiders under that cloth. 508) Instead of using modern day "swear words," you call someone who is stupid a "Stupid piece of Bantha Poo-doo!" <---- Yes, I know, really lame. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
†Saint_Killa† Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 ^^^^^^ 509) Someone already knows they're lame and I don't get to tell them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 510) You take 506 and admit that you've done it freely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaffSaberist Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 506) You have posted in this thread more than twice... and refrence the numbers of others lines in yours. Low blow! j/k Edited to save some space! @ -RH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 511) You know you got it bad when you start acting like Kreia with the whole betrayal lesson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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