StaffSaberist Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Not the anniversary edition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoiuyWired Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 325) You ever wanted LA to make a Pazaak CCG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobQel-Droma Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 326) You name your character Batu Rem, just so you can laugh during the incident on Telos: "Its Batu Rem!" "No, I'm Batu Rem!" "That isn't Batu Rem, it is an imposter!" "Yeah, impersonating me!" "Not you, he was impersonating Batu Rem!" "Yeah, thats who I am!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lantzen Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 More fun with Revan 327) Im not Revan anymore, im Darth Revan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Q'ol Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 328) After listening to the weather report, you toss away the shirt that's only +1 vs. cold for a hoody that's +4 vs. cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoiuyWired Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 329) You got a fetish concerning blind women now ... with DS force powers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dede_frost Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 330)You list hyperspace coordinates, play pazaak in your head, count tickings in your car so you don't leave the door open for your worst teacher to read your mind. 331)You think that "Wanna hook up power cuplings?" is a good line to get girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaffSaberist Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 ^^^ Once, I finished a big test early and had nothing to do. I played pazaak in my head for twenty minutes and let me tell you, it's not easy to do it. Try remembering the totals, and God forbid I play the -3/6 card, switching threes and sixes to negative... I stuck with K1 Pazaak after 5 minutes of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godrin Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 332. When you watch Anakin fighting and tell yourself that Revan would own him. 333. You watch the Matrix and wonder why Neo didn't summon himself up a lightsaber. 334. You hope beyond everything else, the next movie will be set in the KotoR era. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedHawke Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 329) You got a fetish concerning blue twilek women now ... with force powers. Fixed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dede_frost Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 334. You hope beyond everything else, the next movie will be set in the KotoR era. Guilty, very guilty 335) You hope you have a high enough stealth skill to evade your teachers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Q'ol Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 336) You've spent a half hour searching the radio stations for that song you heard in the Onderon cantina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 337. You load the game on a laptop so you can play anywhere. 338. You get an adapter to plug the laptop into the cigarette lighter in your car so you can play the game on longer trips (yes, someone else is driving!! ). 339. You burn out the adapter from overuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoiuyWired Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 340) Whenever you hear the word "mission" you start looking around for a hot twi'lek girl. (done that when I was playing kotor day n night) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediKnight707 Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 341) You realize that after 5 pages of this stuff, you didn't laugh at much of it becuase you can relate to most of them 342) When you get to a new area you try to look for a place to download the area map and transit to another place 343) you try to get home after work/school by pressing your menu button on your backpack and using automatic trransport to Ebon Hawk 344) After that doesn't work you tell yourself its 'cause your in an area that doesn't allow that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dede_frost Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 345) When you hear your computer beep at start-up, you say: "Whoa, slow down, I didn't catch that first part." 346) When you computer dosen't respond to you, you think your influence with it isn't high enough, so you say: "You better start respecting me, or else I'll scrap you for spare parts!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaffSaberist Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 340) Whenever you hear the word "mission" you start looking around for a hot twi'lek girl. (done that when I was playing kotor day n night) Pedophile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helljumper51 Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 347-u ask a girl/boy if you can be thier jedi knihgt(happened to my friend jessie kuffa) 348-when you and a group of people come up with 347 things that tells u if ur a star wars geek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaffSaberist Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 349 - You attempt to gain influence with your teachers by beating up the annoying kid in his/her class. 350 - You wear lingerie to a ticket hearing because you hope it improves your persuade (please, dear God, only let female players do that.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Point Man Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 351) You have to get a second copy of the game, so two can play simultaneously. 352) You go to pick up your daughter from preschool and she shows you how she built Obi Wan's ship out of Lego blocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Q'ol Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 353) The beeping and squeeking of household appliances actually seem to make sense to you. 354) You actually start talking back to the microwave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoiuyWired Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 355) You think that humming rod from that Adult Toy Store is actually a sith lightsaber hilt. 356) You have actual discussion on the topic of Destroyed Nihilus Fleet and possably planetary Genocide on Taris, not unlike the Dead Death Star vs. Endor Moon talk. (done that, interesting talk. Taris should never be hospitable again) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzz1978 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 357) While taking a shower you ask yourself why there's no bathroom on the Ebon Hawk. 358) While thinking of 357) the following dialogue pops into your mind: Mission: Carth, can we take a break soon? I really need to go to the toilet. And this geezer should definitely take a shower, he's smelling like the wrong end of a Wookie. Jolee: Hey, you brat, I heard that! Zaalbar: {yowl growl yowl} Carth: We're just out of the traffic jam and I want to reach Manaan before rush hour. Bastila: Well, I wanted to buy the toilet from that Rodian... Carth: You can't be serious! How can we even know what a "Baragwin Assault Toilet" is supposed to do? Even the Trandoshans were afraid to use it! 359) While listening to one of Kreia's lectures you ask yourself, if it would be good or bad, if her lectures started more like "Let me tell you a little story. I was a young and beautiful padawan on Dantooine with long blonde hair and every boy in the area wanted to invite me on a cup of juma juice..." 360) While trying to sleep at night, you ask yourself if female Jedi wear a sports bra or if the force... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 358: Requesting a real-life 'Choke Anyone' mod at Hallowan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaffSaberist Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 357) While taking a shower you ask yourself why there's no bathroom on the Ebon Hawk. 358) While thinking of 357) the following dialogue pops into your mind: Mission: Carth, can we take a break soon? I really need to go to the toilet. And this geezer should definitely take a shower, he's smelling like the wrong end of a Wookie. Jolee: Hey, you brat, I heard that! Zaalbar: {yowl growl yowl} Carth: We're just out of the traffic jam and I want to reach Manaan before rush hour. Bastila: Well, I wanted to buy the toilet from that Rodian... Carth: You can't be serious! How can we even know what a "Baragwin Assault Toilet" is supposed to do? Even the Trandoshans were afraid to use it! 359) While listening to one of Kreia's lectures you ask yourself, if it would be good or bad, if her lectures started more like "Let me tell you a little story. I was a young and beautiful padawan on Dantooine with long blonde hair and every boy in the area wanted to invite me on a cup of juma juice..." 360) While trying to sleep at night, you ask yourself if female Jedi wear a sports bra or if the force... :rofl: Where the heck do you come up with this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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