Diego Varen Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Sorry if there is already a Thread like this. This is a Thread like You've Played Too Much KOTOR When and many other examples. This is for the Star Wars Saga. I'll start us off. You think Aeroplanes going across the skies are X-Wings. You can remember all the Star Wars Saga dialogue from memory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 I have a case of the latter, but even on shrooms I've never thought planes were x-wings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Id say most of us fall into the 'watched SW too much' category to be hanging around here to start with But for me its: *Can lip sync the entire saga *Know almost every character standing closeby in the background and what theyre up to, and where theyve been *Own and have read 90% of SW EU *Run SW two trivia threads and find Im never stuck to ask a question *Have an aurebesh sig *end posts in mtfbwya there's probably many more, but that's all Im prepared to admit mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Skywalker Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 You think guns are blasters and clubs are lightsabers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 ...you think goats are a disevolved species of the type Darth Maul was ...you buy a brown carpet and think it looks like Chewie when it is rolled and kept vertically ...in your assignments: i) you draw tiny X-Wings in place of the normal capital 'X' ii) you draw Y-Wings, A-Wings, E-wings and B-Wings instead of their respective letters ...you know the Aurabesh by heart and can write and read anything written in it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Skywalker Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 ...you think fishes are Aqualis(or something like that) ...you start seeing tigers as Kath Hounds ...you claim larvas are in fact the first form of Hutts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerec Skywalker Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 ...you think nascar is podracing ...you think the War on Terror is the Yuuzhan Vong War ...you think your car is an X-Wing, and the police behind you is Darth Vader in a Tie Interceptor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Source Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 ...your Millenium Falcon needs an oil change. ...you sit for hours trying to summons the tv-clicker. ...you get pulled over for a ticket, you wave your hand, and say, "You did not see me speeding. Move along. Move along." ...you walk into a cantina, kick your feet up, order a beer, and realize you are at a resteraunt. ...your significant other asks why you are leaving, and you say, "I am taking chewy for a walk." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthSion101 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 You find yourself using phrases like "jesus, you've just stirred up a Rancor's nest." You find yourself speaking in tones like Emperor Palpatine. You now laugh like Jabba. You know that General Grievous's birth name is Qymaen Jai Sheelal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 You look like this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peff Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 ... When you try mind tricks on the the guy on your local supermarket : I dont need to pay for this magazine" Waving you arm in a half sircle on his face, turning around and leave the shop... The shopkeeper runs after you. And you tell him that "This might be more than you can handle". You pull upp a flashlight from your Jedi costume... And realise that you just need a little break from the star wars universe ... When you hear the sound of lightsabers inside your head... constantly ... When you hear Obi Wan's voice inside your head while you'r taking The math exam "Use the force ! Don't think !" ... When you are making the "uooueh!" sound, when bicycling ? the sound that the creature Obi Wan rides on in Star Wars III.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Varen Posted June 14, 2006 Author Share Posted June 14, 2006 When you're in a lesson in School and you keep thinking about the SW Movies and then as soon as you stop thinking, you don't know, what you're supposed to be doing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Obi-Wan Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 ....when you're made fun of at school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 oh thats happened a lot to me ...you cant pass a day without enacting at least one lightsaber duel, where youre always the good guy. ...you make up your own endings for the movies and enact them out in different voices Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Varen Posted June 14, 2006 Author Share Posted June 14, 2006 oh thats happened a lot to me Me too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 When you keep going slo-mo through "RotJ" in order to perfect your Palpious/Siditine impression... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthMaul!!! Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 .....you speak huttese as a second language .....you say "may the force be with you" instead of goodbye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 You use Star Wars dialogue in everyday conversation and it sounds intelligent and funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Source Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 ...you wear out the freeze and zoom buttons on your dvd-player, so you can find production spoofs. ...you come up with creative enuendo with the words: Hilt and Saber. ...you look at Carrie Fisher, and still see Princess Leia. She is so hot now. Just Kidding... ...you have great pride in knowing about the potato scene. ...you go to church, and replace 'Peace Be With You' with 'May the Force Be With You." ...you tell your girlfirend, after she cringes, that your car is the fastest ship in the galaxy. You also mention that it made the Kessel Run under four parsecs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HerbieZ Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Hmmf not fair, when i created a similar thread it was locked due to it being classed as spam... Anyway.. Because "What are you doing right now? :D" is a simple spam thread, at least this one is Star Wars related, and I will be keeping an eye on this one too. -RH I was going to say ...your car did the School run in under 12 miles It does'nt make much sense but neither does 12 parsecs considering they are both measurements of distance... /runs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peff Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Hmmf not fair, when i created a similar thread it was locked due to it being classed as spam... Anyway.. Time will show... This is the most classic of the classics : ... When you hang around here in the Ahto Off topic forum ... When you ask a car driver what kind of shields the car has Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Varen Posted June 14, 2006 Author Share Posted June 14, 2006 When someone asks you how fast your "bad" car is. You say that it made the Kessel Run in whatever... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HerbieZ Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Because "What are you doing right now? :D" is a simple spam thread, at least this one is Star Wars related, and I will be keeping an eye on this one too. -RH I did'nt have that in mind when i created, i just wanted to innocently pry into peoples lives Noted... but it was still a spam thread, this one at least is about Star Wars. -RH ...when you think the guy at your local Coop looks suspiciously like kyle katarn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igyman Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 When you notice Anakin/Darth Vader and Obi-Wan have lost almost all of their lightsaber skills in episodes IV-VI. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedHawke Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 When you notice Anakin/Darth Vader and Obi-Wan have lost almost all of their lightsaber skills in episodes IV-VI. Actually, Vader is a cyborg cripple, as such if you notice he is far more sluggish as the reborn Darth Vader, this is because of the prostetics. This was the whole point of the Death Star Throne Room duel of EP VI, it was basically an untrained kid beating up on a cripple. I even recall GL stating as much. Obi-Wan, Alec Guiness' Obi-Wan, was still on top of his game when fighting Vader on the Death Star, he was fighting solely defensively, he could have kept Vader at bay indefinately using those tight defensive moves... Vader seeing Obi-Wan in this state because this was so unlike the Obi-Wan he remebered says "your powers are weak old man" when in fact Obi-Wan was simply giving Luke and Leia time to escape. He was in fact not weak. On-topic: You've Watched Too Much Of The Star Wars Saga When... You actually take the time to ponder and then type out what I did above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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