El Sitherino Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 They should make pancake flooring, simply for sheer novelty. I figure IHOP should cash in on the marketting. All they have to do is find an angle that plays with the people, capitalize on the market (run denny's out of the competition), and PR it like a mother ****er (all commercials on UPN and Nickelodeon should be a video advertising this.) They could probably keep it afloat with the cunning creation of a syrup mop. Hell, maybe they could then finally make it a literal house of pancakes. I was also thinking that Christian Bale and Mos Def should have a two man show in which they re-enact video games, playing all of the characters. I'd give a fortune to make that **** happen. Discuss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Erm, no offence, great Sithski, but I beg to ask: What The **** is this? I don't understand, PANCAKE flooring? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted June 23, 2006 Author Share Posted June 23, 2006 Just think on it for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 YOU were THINKING?? now there's a rare occurence personally, if you mean literal pancake flooring, it'll be gone over night, courtesy of me and my sis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 No, it's a rant, I believe. On all the stupid things they sell for novelty these days. The sarcasm is brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HerbieZ Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 This house, will it have pink wafer doors? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Lion54 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Can I have some of what you are smoking? Actually, I would prefer Cinnamon Roll incense. Then my roomates could wake up with false hopes. [/Mitch Hedberg] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 We have a room for you in Hotel Asylum.... Ooh, how about this--co-market with the State of Wisconsin (the Dairy State) and the USDA for butter. You can't have pancakes without butter. And you have to have milk with that, too. That would make them really healthy, and then you might be able to get the Surgeon General to back you, too. With government subsidies and help, who knows where this could go! Edit @RJM below: geez, I could understand comments about butter, but flip-flops? You realize you've just sullied any clean thoughts I've ever had about those cheesy plastic things. No, wait, Jimbo will just use them as shower shoes and they'll be clean again. Problem solved. Never mind, carry on! Another edit: Sith, this is a freakin' bizarre thread. If I got plastered tonight, would it make sense then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 I think I can actually contribute to this worthy cause. With my extensive background in texturing ceilings I should be able to find a way to use scrambled eggs instead of topping to produce a tasty yellow counterpart to your flooring. This has two main pros... 1, Rounding out a complete breakfast 2, Increasing the national average vertical leap, thereby giving white boys with no accuracy a shot at the NBA @Jae, I'll ask a couple girls I know over at Nike if they could do something with the butter and maybe some flip flops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Obi-Wan Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Sithy always thinks of the good stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Mos Definitely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woogiee Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 2, Increasing the national average vertical leap, thereby giving white boys with no accuracy a shot at the NBA ROFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 @Jae, I meant flip flops made from butter for spreading on the floor:xp: I've had a bit of a headache and didn't realize how that sounded:lol: He probably is trying to make some sarcastic rant, I just don't bother taking it seriously. Although I'm sure Jimbo wouldn't mind you getting plastered...but be careful if it sounds like he's offering you a hot dog;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted June 23, 2006 Author Share Posted June 23, 2006 Sith, this is a freakin' bizarre thread. If I got plastered tonight, would it make sense then? Depends on what all you mix with the alcohol, if it's any sort of hallucinagen, then chances are it will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 I figured it was something sarcastic, which is why I added the additional irony about the government 'help'. Good thing I've been growing those special mushrooms in my yard, then. @RJM--In Wisconsin, land of the Holy Cow (except at Harry Carey's, and no offense to any religions), state where Milk is virtually worshipped, Sour Cream has a place of honor upon the altar of the Dinner Table, Half-and-Half receives prayerful consideration, and hymns are sung in praise of Cheese Curds, using Butter for anything besides eating is a nearly mortal sin. Making flip-flops out of Butter is a heathen activity, worthy of burning upon the pyre of purification or until it's clarified, whichever is first. Hot dogs--whatever could you mean??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Pure genius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 I find no faults with these plans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted June 24, 2006 Author Share Posted June 24, 2006 So I was thinking again, and I thought in the event that I should suddenly comatose or die or something, I want a dancing bear at my funeral. I think there should be some kind of service to hook this **** up. I also want weapons given to people to use against eachother in a fight for my stuff, except my cool stuff, that gets divided up amongst my friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 As long as the weapons are dull, fine. You wouldn't want greedy fighting relatives to die fast, you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted June 24, 2006 Author Share Posted June 24, 2006 Relatives will already have what they want, this will be the stuff left over that random strangers on the street will fight for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 Hot dogs--whatever could you mean??? Ask Jimbo, it's his birthday;) So Sithy, is this now a sarcastic rant about the expense and insanity of modern funerals, or are we having fun now? If they're going to fight over your stuff, why not really milk it... Hire Christian Bale and Mos Def to perform "Baby Got Back" to the tune of the Kirk/Spock ponfar theme, while Famke and Keira perform exotic dances and massage your corpse, the parties interested in your stuff also have to knife fight a horde of midget zombies and Bruce Lee, and the Bebop cast gives you a 15-gun-salute (yes, Ein can fire a gun:xp: ) Relatives will already have what they want. That's the dying part, right? *hides behind Bruce Lee* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted June 24, 2006 Author Share Posted June 24, 2006 So Sithy, is this now a sarcastic rant about the expense and insanity of modern funerals, or are we having fun now? I'm not sure, I just know I want a bear at my funeral. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 *FedExes Sithy a Teddy Ruxpin(sp?)* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 Oh, my mistake, sorry. I thought he said 'bare'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted July 3, 2006 Author Share Posted July 3, 2006 So I've realized, Toy Story is quite possibly one of the best movies ever made. Ever. This is probably, post-Big, Tom Hanks' best comedic performance. Plus there's Tim ****ing Allen playing a "SPACE RANGER!". PS: Somebody's poisoned the waterhole! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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