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Please, I still trick-or-treat. It's the only legal day you can dress up stupid and get candy for it!

 

Also, it's the perfect day for the 'ring the doorbell and run' prank. And when they leave the bucket of candy on the porch with nobody there, and it says take two. You can take as many as you want!

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Yay, another ninja-fan! The only thing missing is for a hot-@$$ actor to star in some movie as a ninja and then I can finally be happy. The ninjas in 'The Last Samurai' were hot ... I think ... they were wearing masks so i couldn't tell. But they were hot ... I think. I might go as a ninja for halloween this year, and I plan on turning this disscussion into a web-comic. Will I ever get around to making it? Probaby not.

 

Doesn't it suck when something you thought up as a good idea has already been taken?

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First of all, i'm 13, so I have one last year to trick-or-treat, so it's gotta be AWESOME. And darn, Dr. Mcninja! Great comic bty. The premisis I had in mine was about a group of pirates who end up moving next to a group of ninjas. Needless to say, insanity ensues. Especially since everyone knows that pirates never return your dust-devils if you let them borrow it. EVER!

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I'm flattered Milo, especially since I look younger than 13. I look 12, sure it's by a year, but a year means all the difference to me. If I can at least sound older, then I know that I have done well. What exactly do you plan to do to 'go out big', Darth? I myself make a pact to make each Halloween kick-ass, but I seem to keep failing (I already have to nanny the li'l cousins, wich was why I wasn't plannin'g to t-o-t), so ... yeah. How is it gonna be special?

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I wish my mom understood you. She's making me stop this year. So I have to go out really big....

Sucks for you. I'm never gonna stop trick-or-treating for two reasons:

 

1)Free candy.

2)An adult with a deadly weapon is much more scary than a child with a plastic one... so I'll get more candy.

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Sucks for you. I'm never gonna stop trick-or-treating for two reasons:

 

1)Free candy.

2)An adult with a deadly weapon is much more scary than a child with a plastic one... so I'll get more candy.

Please, when I get my liscense I'll drive to a friends neighborhood and trick-or-treat there.

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I'm flattered Milo, especially since I look younger than 13. I look 12, sure it's by a year, but a year means all the difference to me. If I can at least sound older, then I know that I have done well.

Trust me, I know some twenty year-olds that are a lot ditsier than you are.

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If it's on Myspace, then most 20-sumthins act ditsy and mentally-unstable. I mean, c'mon, people are gonna read that blog entry! So don't act shocked when people at school ask you about it. And this is coming from a recent onesided chat i had to endure with my 23 year old cousin who was wondering how everyone knew who her crush was. Still flattered bty.

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Theres only one place where a pirate and ninja meet(I mean real pirates and ninja). At killacon, the convention about killing. The funny thing is that you can't actually kill people at killacon. You talk about killing but you can't kill. I got this great axe design from a viking and I got a some cool sniper tips from an assasin last year. the location of killacon is a well guarded secret.

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WOO! I love that song! In fact I like it that much I'm going to repeat it!

EVERYWHERE WE GO (every where we goO) PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW (people want to knoOW), WHO WE ARE (who we arE), SO WE TELL THEM(so we tell thEM) WE ARE THE NINJAS (we are Ninjas), THE MIGHTY MIGHTY NINJAS (the mighty mighty Ninjas!), THE SAKE-DRINKING ASS-PWNING NINJAS! YAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!!!!

(sorry.)

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In several motions, the pirates come toward the ninja. BUT, out of nowhere this bad ass lake appears and a huge hippo busts out of it hard. Water sprays everywhere, including the pirates’ shirts (which causes their boobs to barely appear through their shirts).

 

Most pirates are like “This can’t be happening!” The hippo says “Guess what, it is.” and slaps five with ninja pretty hard. And the ninja says “let’s rock brother.” They both pull out expensive guitars and start wailing on them really really hard. Since the ninja can’t concentrate, the hippo thoughtfully guides his hand, because they are blood brothers till the end of time and space.

 

 

Then the pirates all morph into this tiny diaper and the hippo and ninja morph into a super poop-filled baby that takes the biggest frigg’n dump in the pirate/diaper. The pirates’ scream turns into a crap-gargle (this will make audience laugh gregariously).

 

-nuff' said

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